I wondered if you've got yourself a laugh from the games. How? Where? Why? What qoute?

"I've just locked an open door. Strange, yet symbolically compelling.":)

Glottis: Pretty little paratif actually. Yes, sire-ee. Not bad 'tall! (Whistles) TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THAT RIGHT NOW!!!
Manny: Olivia's... kitcen...
Glottis: LUMAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEMONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Duh-de-duh-duh-deduh!)

Manny: Hey, Kiddies, check out my bonesaw!
Or something like that :)

I laught my head of, first time I saw that scene :p

I liked it when

Olivia threw Sal's head on the back of the car and it zoomed in and made the music like in Halloween, then he says 'Hola Manuel'

That made me laugh my ass off!

Oh man, did I come in on Saturday again?

Originally posted by Sanspoof
I liked it when

Olivia threw Sal's head on the back of the car and it zoomed in and made the music like in Halloween, then he says 'Hola Manuel'

That made me laugh my ass off! That's not my funny! It made me cry! :(


:p

Lol, I don't think that was supposed to be a moment of hilarity..

Heh, how was that not comedy?

I like it in year2 when you read the last letter from Salvador, telling you that Hector knows where you are and is coming to get you.

"I think he's exaggerating, but I feel kinda stupid for plastering my name on the huge sign now"

(or something along those lines)

Coming to think of that, Grim Fandango is one of the funniest games I ever played! :D

- Helloooooooo!! Hmm, no effect.
Manny in Blue casket

Manny's at Toto and uses a metal detector at him while working.
- What's that? Inspecting me? Are you with that health department or somewhere? Go away! I pay money this month!

When you're at Bowlsley the florist, don't do anything but listen to him. When he stopped, examine and check things. The florist will reply Manny at the same reason.
- Ding ding, can I help you, can I help you?
CAN I HELP YOU?! CAN I FRIGGIN' HELP YOU DING DING DING?! And would you like some baby's breath?
Bowlsley

WTF? I didn't know about Toto! :p

And above the scene where the thunder boys are, use the fake-snow spreader over them, one tall thunder boy will say:
- Hey, did you ever use the dandruff shampoo?
- No, why?
- No reason!

Well, he can't say dandruff nor shampoo, because no dead has got hair. If that tall guy heard me, then he's confused why the others not got dandruff?:afro1:

Originally posted by morshem
WTF? I didn't know about Toto! :p

Neither did I, or about Bowlsley's "Can I help you!?" craziness. Gotta try it out! :)

I agree, GF is the funniest game I've ever played:
"Hey kiddles, check out my bone saw!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
;)
Also, ask them if they have a gun, it's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life! It's too long to post now...
Then again, why not? lol
DON'T look if you haven't seen it, it'd totally ruin it for you, it's so funny when they say it!


Manny: Say, does any of you kids happen to have a gun?
Boy: Yeah we do, so stick 'em up!
Girl: He doesn't have one, he's such a lier!
Boy:Yeah, well your'e stupid!
Girl: Your'e light bulbs don't work!
Your'e lightbulbs all smell like boogers!
Haha, nobody thinks your'e funny anymore!
Well everybody in this room is smarter than you!
Everybody except you!
That's cause I'm especcialy smarter than you!
In your dreams!
In your baby bed that's all wet cause you wet in it...
Shut up!
Bed-wetter!
I said shut up!
No, no really, I have to sleep with an umbrella down here!
Yeah well at least I never asked Meche to marry me!
Whta!?
Ohh, Miss Colomar, your'e so pretty, will you marry me?
I never said that!
Oooh, Miss Colomar.........
Stupid Beany Beaby bed-wetter!
Pugsy the Bugsy Lies like a rugsy!
Manny: Will you two just shut up!


:P so funny!

Also, when Meche is in the safe:
"Oh Raoul, I am so so sorry"
and-
"Manny, I knew you would... Why is that door closed!?"
"I, uh, err, it was the only way I could eh, the wind?"

Oh, yeah! The gun stuff simply cracked me up! :D

"Put that crazy blade away! No room in here for that kind of thing!"
Toto

"Look at these poor saps! Smiles as bride and wide like the blade of my scythe. Soon I'll be coming for them."

"It's a fear of death. It makes the monsters of us all. Boo! Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it. If I scare them to death, then it'll become a customer. But I get nailed by the rip-off some more. Psst, it's me... death... I'll see you soon. Okay? I know that you can't hear me, but try to feel what I'm about to say deep down in your soul. Don't eat the gazpacho."
Manny in the land of the living.

"Soon to be known as the blown wagon."
"Hey, thats not funny!"
Manny & Glottis

"Not again! Will they never learn?"
"It was the little guy. I saw him!"
"Achh! And he denied the last time!"

"Who are you guys?"
"We are mechanics! Same as he! But we never before seen a demon like ours so... SO LARGE!"
The gremlins and Manny

"I knew you would change her m... What?! Who are you?!?"
"I'm the grim..."
"Ahh!"
Hector & Manny

Originally posted by Grim_comician

"Look at these poor saps! Smiles as bride and wide like the blade of my scythe. Soon I'll be coming for them."

"Not again! Will they never learn?"
"I saw him! He was small."
"Yes, but it's the last time we'll see him."



Where are those two from? I don't remember them... lol

First one- restaurant.
Second one- the mechanics in the kitchen.

Originally posted by morshem
First one- restaurant.
Second one- the mechanics in the kitchen.

Thanks, these are all really funny. :)

- Kssh... Calling all cars! Calling all cars!
- Manuel! Are you in there?
- I, ehhm... Just testing your equipment.
- Salvador, shut down this radio so we can talk alone.

Manny, Salvador and Olivia

Do you know what? At Toto the scrimshaw, during year 2, use ENTER on his album, several times. That's strange but funny.

(Grunt)(Grunt)(Grunt)(Grunt)(Grunt):cool:

- Hey come on, the toga party is over at the Romбno, orale!
- I'm not going until that fat lady sings.

Disguised Manny and Chowchilla Charlie

- Hola!
- Back of, sleaze-ball, or my husband will beat your jaw!

Disguised Manny again and Meche

- Ah! Beat it, or should I say MUSH!, huh huh!

Maintenance elemental spirit to disguised Manny... again.

- HAHA...! AHHH! What did you do that for?!?:eek:
- I didn't, I...:confused:
- You've molten my make-up! I can't go on like this. I've put you under my wing and this is how you pay me back!:(
- No, no! It's not like that!:confused:

Two thunder boys

Before I've met first Glottis, I've often go behind a small pile of wheels. Check out what happens!
- This is what I need! Wheels!

A good laugh prolongs your life!:D

Especially inside the building of department of death, I've got my own balloon inside my coat. It sounds in same time when Eva stretches her arms. Hahaha.
- What is that horrible squeaking noise you're making?!
- New shoes!

Stuck by these burros I get...

- The intro scene

- Don't reach my roulette tables!

Manny to Charlie when discussing about his secret system.

After that glamourous woman sign on the roof falls down, Manny says:
- Well. That happens, eventually.

Glottis: we will soar like eagles.... like eagles ON POGO STICKS

wow, i have too many moments in the game that made me laugh. Glottis pukin' into the garage cos of the gelotine was pretty funny, i must have a warped sense of humour :D:D:D

No, laughing when Lola dies would make you warped. (At this point I would like to make it clear to all and sundry I did NOT laugh at the death of Lola.)

Chepito's funny. Especially when he gets stuck to the seaweed on that rock.

- Hell no, we won't work! Bogen is a big fat jerk! No more lies! No more lies! Sea bees! Free bees! Sea bees! Free bees! We're strong! We fight! We're fighter bees tonight! All right!

It's the sea bees that's rioting!

- I squeeze down of these tubes like a pixie! How do I get in? Through the door, just like you?

Tube-switcher demon

Use the rag to yourself:
- Say hello, mr. Rag! Hello, mr. Rag!

Use the rag/oily rag in many ways:
- (Snifffff)

- Here, carnal! Smell at this!
- (Sniiffff Snifff) Hmmm... That's a good perfume, Manny! Make sure to add these to my grave.

- Here! Blot this on his forehead!
- He need to fly, not to be dry!
- Sor-ry!

Originally posted by Grim_comician
- Hell no, we won't work! Bogen is a big fat jerk! No more lies! No more lies! Sea bees! Free bees! Sea bees! Free bees! We're strong! We fight! We're fighter bees tonight! All right!

Have you tried "using" the head bee while they chant?

- "Manny! Do it in time, all right?"
- "Sorry"
- "Okay, from the top!"

- "So uh... What did you think of my poem?

Blue casket

- "Come on, Glottis! Let's break through and drive over these demons!"
- "Nnnnoo, Manny! These beavers are mean! They bite, they claw and they can put my poor vehicle on fire in months! I don't move through there until YOU get rid of them!"

Petrified forest

"I don't like the look of that way. They're everywhere! I think they're looking at me. I think they are plotting something. If they all attacked at once, they could carry me off and I'm never been heard from again!"

While the pigeons are charging, use the Domino's mouthpiece. It looks like the pigeons are pushing, but Manny is slipping.:p

"Don't make me touch you with this! It's got Hurley's *-----* left in the mouthpiece! I think I'm only scaring myself."

Rooftop of the DOD

- "Down in the elevator! I wanna go down in the elevator!"
- "Perhaps you wanna see some fighting."
- "I don't want to fight, I wanna use the elevator."
- "Chicken!"

High Rollers Lounge

In year 1 when you try to hack into Dom's computer, Manny tries stuff like "Golden boy".

The mini-Glottis' (or is that Glotti?) are funny as well. It's their robotic voices that crack me up! If you examine them Manny says something like "That's what Glottis would have looked like if he hadn't have drunk his milk."

The poetry in the Blue Casket:
"Bones...bones...bones"
"The phone is for you"
"I am your failure"
"The phone is for me"
"The cracks in my skull"

lol :D

Originally posted by Grim_comician[i]
Use the rag to yourself:
- Say hello, mr. Rag! [I]Hello, mr. Rag!

That cracks me up!!!

:rofl:

"Don't worry! We'll get out of here with a boat."
"There you go again with boats!!"

Manny and Chepito

After reading these posts, I remember why I love Grim Fandango... 3heart :spin:

I love the Eagles on Pogo sticks one... and I CRIED when Lola died... :(
Quotes from the logs:

Glottis
Manny, I don't know if I like driving over people.


Manny
They can't feel it. They're dead.


Glottis
You're dead, and I wouldn't wanna drive over you.


Manny
That's because you and I, Glottis...


Manny
Are friends.
~~Sal

Thank the powers that be for herbicides! I would have never gotten those marigolds off without them. Calavera will pay...

Now, my favorite funny situation.

"Soon to be known as the Blown Wagon."
"Hey! That's not funny!"
-Manny and GLottis

That orange buffoon's obsession with his tin-plated junkyard refugee-excuse for a car always cracks me up!

Who wants number nine tickets?

-Hector

"They go round and round all day, and they're both more reliable when they're fixed, am I right?"
~~Maximino on cats and roulette tables ^-^

"Yes, I think tonight's the night...
That you finally go nuts from waiting for the grand entrance of Ms. Mercedes Colomar!"
~~Lupe to Manny

"With a couple ATV nubbie tires on the back and a two-stroke lawnmower engine, we could make one SWEET go-cart!"
~~Glottis to Manny, Petrified Forest

~~Sal

"Woeeeeeeehee!"

- Glottis

"What's the buzz, boys?"
"...... I mean you know what's wrong, Manny? Every time they make us work and... we just don't want to!"
"I can't take all this injustice, I'm leaving!"
"Things aren't there should be, Manny. It's more we need to control the... uhh... the uhh... Well, it's like we want to control the means of... I mean... Ahhh! Forget it! I'm just a dumb, hungry, workless bee, you know!"

- Manny and Terry

I've just edited a little with this talk, so it could be extra funnier.:)

"Incredible, Glottis! I've never thought you liked to gamble like this!"
"Well, my nurse let me promise to never get here..... BUT THEY WON'T LET ME IN THAT HIGH ROLLER'S LOUNGE!!!!"
"Coming home soon?"
"Shhhhh... I'm ''--''ing!"

- Manny and Glottis

"Here! Welcome to the union, Manny! Our meeting is first tuesday every month, and don't forget to pay my dues."
""Don't forget to pay my dues", hehe!"

- Chowchilla Charlie and Manny

The union members are paying the dues in the first tuesday because these days are called "Duesday".

My first comic-joke

Originally posted by Sally Limones
I love the Eagles on Pogo sticks one... and I CRIED when Lola died... :(
Quotes from the logs:

Glottis
Manny, I don't know if I like driving over people.


Manny
They can't feel it. They're dead.


Glottis
You're dead, and I wouldn't wanna drive over you.


Manny
That's because you and I, Glottis...


Manny
Are friends.
~~Sal

LOL, yes, I'd have to agree with this one, exept I didn't cry when Lola died, I kinda chuckled...but only for a little bit! :p

If Manny's beat poetry didn't at least make you smile, then you have no soul.

I like when these revolution brothers squaking like the snakes. I can repeat it again! ...The End! Ssss-ssss! Gracias, muchisimas gracias! I'd like to read another poem. Ssss-ssss...:p

It's really funny when Manny is trying to be funny at the cafй... "So what is up with the airplane food anyway? I mean, it's so small, and... not that good." :D

Cracks me up every single time! :D

"I'm going to crack you open like a fake Ming vase!"
~~Meche to Domino at the Edge of the World

Goody-goody. ^-^

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."
~~Bruno on the Land of the Dead.
:) I like Bruno.
~~Sal

- I'm here for Charlie's money!
- Hmm-hmm...
- Ha ha ha...
- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
- Ha ha ha! No really! He said you have a lots of it...
- Oh! I've got a lots of it, but none of them is his! Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Hah hah! Hooo...

Manny and Maximino

- It must be a crusher for the corals, or looks more like a giant hair-curler to me.

Manny

- Hey, sailors! ...Hmmm, they know I don't like when they ignoring me. It's a code-red situation! This is not a drill! Watch after the disguised assassins on board! Hello? Is anybody there?

Manny

Manny is talking to the dead sailors, and as a dead. But he can't help it that he's already dead, because it's a grim adventure.:D

Glottis: We're going to soar like eagles - like eagles on.. pogo sticks!

Classic line, but there are so many great lines in Grim Fandago that it's difficult to choose one line in particular that stands out.
I think though that one of the funniest and saddest parts of Grim is when manny is saying goodbye to Glottis, the scene genuinely tugs the heartstrings, but then Glottis' reaction is both very sweet and quite amusing

"Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?"
"I died."
~Hector LeMans and Manny

"Hey, shouldn't you be a patch of posies by now?"
~LeMans

~~Sal

I had really good laughs in Grim Fandango. Mostly said...

one more

"Have you cheated on your husband?

Mr. Calavera, there is no ring on my finger

there is no skin eather

Well i quess you could check it at the place you have putted it then..."

The one I like the best is in year three.

:manny: Hey Kiddles check out my bone saw!

Puggys and BB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH etc.(Lets just say they don't shutup for a long time.)

:manny: I don't need the Hernia

A hernia is something you can only have if you have organs.

Originally posted by Indy#1Fan
:manny: I don't need the Hernia

A hernia is something you can only have if you have organs. I never actually understood what hernia means... :o

It's when one of your organs go's through some soft tissue and gets lodged there.

:sam: And that kids is why you should never ever pleasure yourself more then twice a day!

A lot of the funny stuff has been said, but what about these:

Manny
Speaking of metal detectors...

That whole scene with Carla is so funny.

Also, in the first scene with Meche,

Manny
Did you kill much when you were alive?
Meche
Very little.
Manny
Never killed anybody?
Meche
I have to confess, I never killed anybody.
Manny
Not even a teensy bit of killing?
Meche
Maybe I just wasn't trying hard enough

And I love the sound of the clapping in the Blue Casket. It sounds like crabs or something.

I just played GF again for the first time in ages. It is the greatest game ever. Even better than the MI games, and that's saying something.

EDIT:
Oh and this gem:
Manny
Hey, guard!
Salvador
How's my little Count of Monte Cristo?
Manny
Cramped. Ready for walkies.

Priceless.

"You keep me down here because you need the eggs?"

"Why are you still here, Calavera? Go get me an air force before it hatching!"

Manny & Salvador

"I've got only one message to you, Manny. I'm not your secretary! I don't take your messages!"

Eva