Happy Valentines Day!!!
Thats right, valentines day, the most beloved commercial holiday of the year (besides halloween...oh yeah, and christmas). I hope you all have a date, or at least a hooker.
yep. I got me 3 hookers. They apparently loved me for a long time and wanted to "suck" me. But like micheal jackson, I covered my face like an idiot and weeped until they left.
I think I did better off this year than ever...
I haven't got laid since a one-night-stand of six months ago. Or was it six years ago?
I'm so lonely...
Someone's lonely?! What's new?!
mabey all MJ needed was chefs pleasure bag for his girl...
Well, valentines day is over. Thank god.
you wouldn't be saying that if you had a hot gf.
me on the other hand was saying "thank God i broke up with her before valentines day!"
It sounds like you took the break up with your blow up doll pretty well.
There was no break-up, she just split. :lol:
why do people get so defensive?
I should probably make a joke about small penises right about now, but I wont.
ah, come on...it be fun
just don't pull down your pants and show everyone