*in a vengeful rage InsaneSith takes up his staff saber and charges at the demon hacking and slashing his way through the aliens and manages to slice of 3 fingers before being knocked back to his group.* *the demon picks the fingers up and places them in their position and they grow back together*
(the demon) what a disgrace you swampies are.
Lunatic, ckc, jokemaster, myself and topshot have all stopped standing in a stupour. Instead, we are in agony.
We feel the pain of our comrades as the face an apparently stronger foe.
We can't tell who it is that battles, but we know they are in peril.
'We can't just stand here' I call as the new wave of alien troops emerge from the portal.
'Unless you got a plan, I don't know what else we're gonna do' squeaks a doubled over topshot.
My sabers flash, the blades seperate now, each hand weaving their vengenace into the enemy column.
:saberb: :mob: :saberb:
Moments later, and ckc is besides me, his cortosis vibro-axe whirling, our three blades in unison in defense.
'topshot - you wanted a plan, and your holding it!' I shout back.
'The.. golden spoon...' he wispers
:drop2:
'jokemaster, Lunatic - get him to the others. He must take my vengeance for me.' I call out, ckc cleaving an alien ready with a killer blow against me.
I quickly return the favour, flinging one saber our into the hostile crowd, my other rending the ckc-aimed blaster from an alien behind me.
'We will give you time, but you have to MOVE!' ckc chimes in, seeing the plan's merits.
'You had better be behind us when we get there!' shots topshot as he, Lunatic and jokemaster clear a path.
Once out of earshot, I call across to ckc, 'We stand a chance?'
'You tell me - it's you plan.'
'Well, my last one worked... :( '
A humph and the squeal of an alien cut the conversation.
With each parry, deflection and final blow, we are being forced out.
:mob: :saberb:
Fine with us. We have some bigger fish to fry.
Another usrge of pain cuases me to drop my defense, a blaster bolt striking my ear... Pain. I cr out, but keep going. It could have been worse - just 1/2 inch to the left... :eek:
"Hate demon, you may be all of the evil and hatred of the swamp combined, but I am pure good and just. My golden spoon saber is a combination the hope and happiness of every being living the
"Topshot!"ckcsaber screams! "Do something, me and Nova cant hold them off forever!"
Spear whirling another alien head is cleaved.
"Hope! Hah! Happiness! Phaw! Nothing can stop us, NOTHING!" shrieks the Demon. "Your Spoon is worthless, Topshot. Hatred consumes all."
As ckcsaber and Nova_Wolf continually back out, Topshot stares at the Golden Spoon in his hand, unsure of what to do....
Originally posted by ckcsaber
me and Nova cant hold them off forever!"
Ill help. * jumps force pulling staffsaber into hand* "hey guys, needs some help huh, says insanesith*laser bolt flies past head* "WOAH, HOLY ****"yells insanesith,ok guys time to handle em with all we got. *pulls out baggy filled with sabers, hands two sabers to ckc and nova*" if you need anymore just tele me ok?" insanesith says informingly. *deactivates staff saber and attaches it to back pulls out two sabers both (double bladed)* as the battle rages on there are many swampies dieing aliens falling, blood being shed, and fate being chosen. "we need to fall back and get my men"
"men no matter what happens we must never give up, we fight for pride, honor, and most of all life, we must never halter we must fight to the last mans death, we....are.... THE.... SWAMPIES!!!!!!!! let's give em hell!!!!!!!!!" says insanesith inspiringly.
"The mountain does not bow down to the valley. Ever hear that quote before? Hatred cannot consume happiness, love, or friendship. Those are the ties of hope, where as hatred is the tie of hopelessness and despair. You don't scare me, weakling."
The demon:"You're bluffing. You're not scared, you're terrified of
my armies! I can feel you trembling with hatred!"
Topshot:"Not exactly! Sure I'm trembling, but I'm trembling because I'm excited for the challenge of taking down your forces of darkness! This 'useless' spoon, as you say......well, look at your armies now!"
I take the glove off my right hand. In the center of my right palm, is a hole which can absorb evil demons or aliens into it and then send them to their death.
A breeze of wind overtakes the alien hordes and somehow shrinks them to fit inside the hole of my palm, where they will face total oblivion for eternity.
The demon:"You possess the Wind Tunnel? But how is that
possible? You'd have to be.........*a look worry
crosses his face*........a...a....a monk!"
"That's right! I'm one of the sacred monks of legend!"
"What about your spoon saber? What does that do?"
"Look at your portal, demon!"
"What?!?!?! It's closing! The seven spoons were supposed be more powerful than anything in the universe!"
"Not exactly! The golden spoon saber hilt is much more powerful than the seven spoons! It's more than just a saber, it contains stronger powers than those of the spoons!"
With that said, I charge at the demon. Spoon-saber activated, set for maximum heat intensity. The golden-spoon hilt glows with blinding light, sending intense spoon force energy towards the other defenders, empowering and healing them back to stronger health and gaining much higher power than even the seven spoons combined.
"Do you fear the powers I wield, demon?"
*encouraged by the closed portal, starts shooting at the aliens*
A flash of light engulfs everything.
ckcsaber looks up in suprise, spear half thru the belly of an alien, as does everyone else, swampies, remaining aliens, and the Demon.
The glowing spoon saber, ignited, heals all the swamps defenders, and sends the Demon into a rampage.
"Never! You will never win!" He picks up his staff and begins chanting, louder and louder, a creshendo or growls, snorts, and other unitelligble sounds. When it reaches its pinnacle, the Demon shouts "NOW YOU SHALL FEAR MY POWER!"
His outer armour bursts open, his body growing larger. "FEAR ME!".
The transformation done, resulting instead of a 7 foot Demon, a 25 foot Beast.
"Oh crap" InsaneSith squeaks out. ckcsaber merely gazes up, jaw dropped.....
:drop2:
"Why am i getting a feeling im playing doom or serious sam?"
*prepares all his weapons*
"You may have transformed, but your kind of evil can never win against my power!"
With that said, I transform into a Super Jedi, stronger and faster than a normal jedi, which is my real form. My hair stiffens and becomes straighter and even more spikier. I grow two feet taller than the demon. (My RPG character creation.)
"Your so-called power does not strike any fear into me, demon. You will never win!"
WOW! There mightly tall... how they do that... Are they Power Rangers, or related to Ultraman... God DAMN IT!
My Kowakian side is really getting to me, distracting me from the job at hand - the vicious onslaught of a maniacal and honourless race of savages... Umm - must be Monday morning already...
The two giants square up, energy aura's colliding before limbs, wills before weapons.
Umm - shouldn't I be thinking 'Cool - fuzzy light' right about now?
The golden spoon in topshot's hand radiates, and fills us defenders all with power beyond the Seven Spoons, the Force, or even, dare I say it, Yoda's basketbal skills!
(:yodaball: - Powerful it be, yes, but pushing your bloody luck, you are. Nark Fate, you must not!)
My Kowakian side is gone, our injuries healed. My ear no longer burns in the cruel wind whipping through the Swamp.
A renewed battle cry sounds from Blood Faction and my fellow Jedi. Beside me now is my faithful droid, though lost in the earlier ground conflict.
'Flash, you ready to rend ass?'
His eyes flicker blood red, his gleaming cortosis alloy teeth bared, a bass growl emminating from deep inside his psuedo-stomach.
Despite the kind offer from InsaneSith, I stick with the Wolf's Sabers :saberb: :saberb: .
My hand made blades, more than weapons, tools - an extension of my very being, speak before me, felling alien after alien. One thrown, spinning through the crowd,
:alien5: :alien5: :saberb: :alien5:
the other still in hand, returning unwanted packages to sender.
:wan: :explode:
We fight the aliens, us against the new, third wave from the portal, the defenders by the hill fighting the remenants of the second wave, and above us, Streak 2 :awing: with our remaining air support occupying ground pounders and enemy aces alike.
'You watch you guys give topshot and Ms. Demonette there a wide berth,' I warn him unnecessarily.
'We got it covered - relax. You just keep them occupied your end,' he replies. 'Just don't go making more work for the rest of us... I am not clearing up after you again.'
I risk a chuckle, and sign off. Flash is before me, an alien's family jewels in jaw, the alien no longer attached.
'Good boy - go fetch!'
Nothing more we can do, not compared to topshot..
Everything rests on him...
Silently ckcsaber slipped away form the chaos. TopshotЎЇs transformation was another surprise but ckcsaber had no time to be phased. He knew there was something yet to be done. Something pulling at his brain.
Silently he reached into his breast pocket and felt for his dice. They were doing it again, thought ckcsaber in desperation. Its always by blasted luck taking me somewhere, he thought angrily.
Forward ckcsaberЎЇs feet plodded forward. Away from the Demon. That was up to Topshot. The electric clashing of sabers now far behind him as he stood in front of it. It was very small, yet ckcsaber could feel the intense heat radiating from it. It was a bright light, floating in the air.
Upon closer inspection ckcsaber noticed something odd. There was a slight humming. And the humming was growing with intensity, as was the brightness of the light. Turning his head away from the increasing glare, ckcsaber wondered what could be causing this. A stone was laying upon the grond underneath the light. ckcsaber piked it up and hefted it into the light, which completely engulfed the stone!
It cant be another portal, he thought wildly! Topshot destroyed the previous one. But this one seems different, he thought inquisitvly. This one seems to be powered differently.
Just as ckcsaber made that revelation, the light widened, opening larger to a mans height.
Once the portal reached full height, a figure garbed in a dark robe stepped through. The head of the person was hooded.
Ў°Who are you?Ў± ckcsaber demanded. The figure remained silent.
Ў°Why have you come?.Ў± The figure still was silent.
Ў°If you donЎЇt answer me, IЎЇll have to hurt youЎ± ckcsaber stated.
The figure slowly walked forward, and stopped mere millimeters away from ckcsaberЎЇs face.
The figure whispered out Ў°IЎЇve come to retake the swampЎ±Ў¦Ў¦Ў¦.
As Topshot and the demon battle, he feels another being in ckcsaber's presence.
Thinking to himself, he ponders where this person came from.
Who's this guy supposed to be? he questions himselfI don't know him, but yet, his energy signal seems so familiar. No! It couldn't possibly be.........there's no way it could be him! Well, I can't focus on other things, so I better focus on my own fight.
Now super-sized, Topshot clutches the demon's throat and pushes hard into the kill zone with his thumb. The demon somehow then manages to break free through some sort of psychic ability, sending a sharp pain up Top's back, making him fall to the ground.
Stunned, he slowly gets back up, but is quickly slammed into the ground again.
"You're too weak, Shotty!"
The 3rd time the demon was going to slam him, Topshot quickly teleported behind the hate beast and hugged his waist, pulling off a massive back drop move.
"I'd say the same thing to you if I was just as pigheaded like yah!"
The demon could hardly get up, so Topshot decided it was time to pull off the finishing blow.
As he charges forward, he says a great victory taunt,
"This saber of mine glows with an awesome power! With this, it tells me to grasp victory!"
With that said, he flips forward and attacks downward, slicing the demon's head clear off his shoulders.
Finished with his battle, he slowly takes time to rest.
"Damn, he was hard. But.......I won in the end.........Now I should probably help the others."
With that said, he quickly diminishes in size back to his original untransformed state.
*gets on an armored all terrain veichle with guns and drives around the swamp, shooting aliens and waving the two flags every good swampie recognises, the SPAM flag, and the Swamp flag*
Lunatic Jedi blinks back into consciousness, just in time to roll out of the way of a huge boot measuring about 8 feet in length. With a yelp he springs to his feet to dodge another earthshaking fall of the massive feet. He looks up to see the same man that stood scarcely at 7 feet now towering at somewhere near 40 feet.
"Sweet flaming monkey turd..." he mutters. He unsheathes his sword and takes a whack at the monster's ankle. The sword bounces off like a foam Fungo bat. He sheathes the broadsword and ignites his lightsaber, taking another furious slash. It barely even singes the beast's scaly toe.
Swearing quietly, he puts away his saber and draws a pair of elven shortswords, leaps into the air, and slashes at the monster's stomach. He breaks the skin, but does next to no damage.
"Holy ****. This is going to take some big firepower..."
*joins in fighting the monster alongside Lunatic* *swings and jabs with dual doublebladed lightsabers making a few cuts through the skin but no major damge either*
Topshot's victory aroused a deep sense of relief - it was over. The aliens were in full retreat at the loss of their commander.
then a new presense graced the Swamp, and all was again on the precipice...
'Flash - come!'
I call my faithful droid over as I start runing to the epicenter of the presense.
As I near, Flash at my heel, I start to feel InsaneSith and LunaticJedi - both are emitting vast auars of WTF :confused: !
I lose all sense of direction in an instant. The source of the powerful dark aura expands. It is joined by the sight of a 40 foot guy stomping round the place.
I understand the WTF now! I muse.
Through the Force, I send Topshot a reel of mental images to show the situation. The reply was far from confidence inspiring... Everyone seems to know the source of the Force Tsunami, and are are scared of it.
Thinking about it, maybe a good thing I don't know!
Sabers lit, and Flash's teeth bared, we join the two Jedi against Ultraman's obnoxious cousin.
'Anyone invite this guy?' I shout out, weaving in and out of big guy's feet.
'What you think!' bites Insane.
'I think we need a plan.' calls Lunatic from behind the giant.
Lunatic bites again 'Why bother - when the last time one worked?'
'Well - the whole 'lets defend the Swamp' plan is still working well!' I joke. :p :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
I join in the light show, 7 different blades playing through the air,
:slsaber: :saberr: :saberb: :saberb: :dsaber: :saberg:
all undefended, and all doing exactly nothing.
No carbon scoring, no scratches - barely a nick on the guys stomach.
The more we hit him, the more the word cortosis comes to mind.
'This guy doesn't hapen to have a strong anti-Jedi diet regime by any chance?' I inqury.
'Urr - yes - likes his daily minerals. Usual stuff... ahh!' Started Lunatic, cut off my a pundelous arm swinging his way. '...iron, zinc, cortosis... as you can tell...' another swing of the arms, 'obviously a diet aimed at youthful skin!'
The only thing that can take cortosis is cortosis... And the only cortosis we got is...
'Flash - fetch the ball!' I command. 'Like in the Spoons Keep!'
With that, he delves under the giant's foot, jumps to his knee and kicks off towards his crutch...
Taking a breather, Topshot suddenly blacks out. In his mind, he starts seeing images of the others fighting against something that can hardly be dented by any lightsaber, spoon-powered or anything of the like.
"Heh. Looks like those guys are in need of a little help. Too bad I wasted all of my gold cells (the transforming light), or else I would've been able to help fight this guy off. Looks like I'll have to pass on my spoon saber in order to help them."
Suddenly aroused by that thought, Topshot awakens and gets to his feet.
"But whom shall I pass it on to?"
He studies the battle on the lower ground, thinking of whom shall bear his ancient saber.
"Hmmm.......I see that there's strong gold cells emanating from within...........InsaneSith. Hmmm.......yes.........he seems to be the perfect choice to pass on my sacred saber."
Digging out an ordinary lightsaber and strike rod, he prepares himself.
"InsaneSith! Catch!"
*throws InsaneSith the golden spoon saber.*
*snatchs spoon saber and takes a swing slicing off the monsters arm.* *meditates and with the powers of good and the help of fellow swampies slices off the monsters arm again*
Seeing the efectiveness of InsaneSith's spoon saber, Lunatic does his best to distract the beast while InsaneSith keeps hacking it up.
"HEY UGLY! OVER HERE!" he yells, drawing his bow and firing two keen arrows into the beasts shoulder. It roars and reaches for its shoulder, ripping out the arrows in an annoyed fury. This gives InsaneSith enough time to lop off the arm right down from the shoulder.
As it begins to regrow the arm, Lunatic leaps up and jabs the exposed flesh with his elven shortswords.
The beast groans again and InsaneSith hacks its leg off at the knee. It topples, roaring in its berserk rage...
'But who IS this donkey raping swamp eater?' I ask.
'If the spoons the only thing that will hurt his flesh, what say you to feeding it to him!' I call out!
Sadistic, I know, but if it can do THAT much damage from the out side, imagine what would hapen if we feed it to him!
:explode:
Leaping 360 degrees into battle, Topshot thrusts his strike rod through one beast, and his saber in another.
He replies to Nova's comment:
"I guess it could do that much damage inside his stomach just as well as the outside, but what about sticking it right through him?"
(In the background, Yoda uses his basketball skills to defeat an alien b-ball team. :rock: )
"Surpass my skillz, you will not! Learn to anticipate your opponent's actions, you must!"
(I definitely gotta work on my Yoda-ese!:D )
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
Seeing the efectiveness of InsaneSith's spoon saber, Lunatic does his best to distract the beast while InsaneSith keeps hacking it up.
"HEY UGLY! OVER HERE!" he yells, drawing his bow and firing two keen arrows into the beasts shoulder. It roars and reaches for its shoulder, ripping out the arrows in an annoyed fury. This gives InsaneSith enough time to lop off the arm right down from the shoulder.
As it begins to regrow the arm, Lunatic leaps up and jabs the exposed flesh with his elven shortswords.
The beast groans again and InsaneSith hacks its leg off at the knee. It topples, roaring in its berserk rage... *goes into jedi master style kung fu taught by master yoda and kicks the monster onto his back jumps up* *on the way down rams saber into the monster thus destroying it.* this monster will return someday when more n00bs show up and the flames begin. we must never forget those lost in this battle. nor shall we let their deaths be in vane.
Errr... I take it this means the swamp is once more safe from the alien threat...?
If not, haven't the bug eyed scum been left to roam unchecked for a little too long?
*Watches as the alien hordes quickly diminish into nothing from the power of InsaneSith's perfected kung fu moves.*
"Well, I guess the 3rd wave of aliens was the last, don't you think so, Lunatic Jedi?"
*Lunatic whips out a mobile sattellite uplink.*
"Looks like that was the last of em. The orbital scanners show an empty sky, except for our fleet."
*Lunatic smiles, but then the smile fades and a grim, steeled look overcomes his face.*
"We may have saved the swamp this time, but we can't let it happen again. There's only one way to keep the swamp safe. We must wipe them out... ALL of them.
"Let's get everybody into the cruisers! We're heading to their homeworld!"
*From somewhere in the army, a soldier yells* "What, right now?"
"Yes, now!" Lunatic replies. "We can be there in hours, and they'll still be sulking by then! They won't be expecting anything! Now, everybody get in the cruisers! I want 6000 guys for each cruiser, and let's get all the pilots in orbit. We're gonna need the biggest fighter escort you have EVER SEEN!"
P.S. I'll make a new thread for it, since this one's getting pretty big.
Ok i was just makin sure so i know if i need to go to the bathroom before we leave. this tunic is killin me too can i change?
Lunatic replies," yes you may."
*changes into darth maul style suit*
"ah, free and easy... free..and easy" says insanesith.
"I just hope that their entire homeworld has advanced weapons we could steal and use for our own use!"
Lunatic Jedi replied,"Yes, I believe they will have advanced technology. Their weapons could be put to some amount of good for us."
"Yeah. But my karate gi is in shreds. Got any spare tunics or something I could borrow? Maybe some weighted clothing?"
Lunatic produces a remote control from his pocket and presses one of the buttons on it. A few panels open up in the hangar floor and several suits of super-strong cybernetic armor rises from the empty panels.
"Will this suffice?" Lunatic says to topshot, grinning wryly.
"Yeah. This'll do. Looks like Standard Power Suit armor."
*puts it on.*
"Well what do yah know? It actually does work! Thanks, man."
*the credits roll as the ships take off*
*yells "Topshot come here!"
Topshot comes and Zehro says want an upgrade? It'll only take an hour to see all the functions and upgrade them.