ooo! Jabba on the Dais
ooo! Jabba on the Dais
ooo! Jabba on the Dais
Ooo!

tell Jabba that I've got his money...

if I told you half the things
I've heard about this Jabba The Hutt,
you'ld probably short circuit...

1944
Modesto, California
George Lucas is Born

1976
Decland Mulholand appears
as Jabba in a cut scene
from "Star Wars"

1977
Star Wars debutes to
Stellar Box Office reciepts

1980
"The Empire Strikes Back"
opens to a response
most impressive

1983
Jabba makes his Film Debut
in "Return of the Jedi"

1997
"Star Wars Special Edition"
includes a cut scene now
featuring a CGI Jabba

om March 7th
of that same year
Jabba appears
in the special edition
of "Return of the Jedi"

1999
Mississipi Rock singers
Matthew Beall
and Petch Lucas record

Jabba on the Dais!
Jabba on the dais!

on the dais
*dais(dA' is)n., raised platform*
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
*< Jabba*
*Dais >*
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
* < early Jabba*
* early Dais >*
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
*< toy Jabba*
* toy Dais >*
on the dais

(chorus)
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
Jabba on the Dais!
(chorus)

A dingy palace
in the desert flats
of Tatooine
A drunken revelry
of aliens so crass and mean
amidst the smokey haze
and intergalactic chaos
there sprawls the mighty one himself
Look it's Jabba on the Dais!
like a two ton slug
upon a concrete throne
he swigs his brandy
as he tosses the Rancor a bone
springing trap doors
on dancers
when they won't
'Put Out'
this Hutt is Vile
beyond comparison,
there ain't no doubt!

(chorus)
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
Jabba on the Dais!
(chorus)

At Jabba's side is perched
the cackaling Salacious Crumb
who rips at C3PO's eye sockets
with his scaly thumb
while on the stage
Max Rebo Band sing and play
and through the door
comes Skywalker
to Save the Day!
Han Solo's chillin' on the wall
when Chewie's brought before
the court of Jabba
where C3PO's knocked to the floor
the Thermal Detinator
and disguise are really Leia's
as she makes a Bogus Deal
with Mighty Jabba on the Dais!

(chorus)
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
Jabba on the Dais!
(chorus)

In the corner Bobba's 'Mackin'
with that dancing chick
while Bib Fortuna's falling
for Luke's old 'Jedi Mind Trick'
Lando tries to be unnoticed
though he bumps his head
and Princess Leia's talking 'Smack'
but gets chained up instead!
The Rancor's stomach is a growlin'
but he'll soon be dead
'cause' Master Luke
is gonna drop a blast door
on his head
and now the revelry is silenced
from it's drunken chaos,
and a floppin' and a flailin'
Jabba's Bitchin' on the Dais!

(chorus)
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
Jabba on the Dais!
(chorus)

...you will bring captain Solo
and the Wookie to me...

(chorus)
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
Jabba on the Dais!
(chorus)

...I've just made a deal...
...I'm altering the deal...
(chorus)
Vader made me
do it to him Baby!
Vader made me
do it to him Baby!
Vader made me
do it to him Baby!

Yeeaaa Yeeaa Yeeaahh!

Jabba, Jabba
please unlock me!
Jabba, Jabba
please unlock me!
Jabba, Jabba
please unlock me!

Yeeaaa Yeeaa Yeeaahh!

on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
Jabba on the Dais!
(chorus)

this parody video
is available for download
at www.theforce.net)
in their humour section,
it is however a large file
best downloaded at highspeed.
I will be making an MP3 soon.
that should be smaller.
if you want a copy please email me.
hopefully soon my PM settings
will be restored to me.
*and you kind of have to know
the pop song by Falco
'Rock Me Amedaeus'
to fully appreciate it.
or the Simpsons song
'Doctor Zaius'
which I also have in MP3 format.