I don't get the joke....
these seem like perfectly natural
adds to me......

"Senior" personal ads
seen in Florida
and Arizona newspapers:

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious
blue-haired beauty, 80s, slim,5'-4"
(used to be 5-6), searching for
sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.


LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow
who has just buried fourth husband
looking for someone to round out
a six- unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.


SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude,
long walks, sunrises, the ocean,
yoga and meditation. If you are
the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy
quiet times.


WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother
with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks,
corn on the cob and caramel candy.


BEATLES OR STONES? I still like
to rock, still like to cruise
in my Camaro on Saturday nights
and still like to play the air guitar.
If you were a groovy chick,
or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together
and listen to my boss collection
of eight-track tapes.


MEMORIES: I can usually remember
Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember
Friday, Saturday and Sunday,
let's put our two heads together.


MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932,
high mileage, good condition,
some hair, many new parts including
hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition,
but walks well.


(Who says seniors don't
have a sense of humor?) .