Away I sleep in my final resting slumber
 And the population rises by a number
 The pidgeons are silent in their wooden nests
 And I sleep below them, on a pile of vests
 
 Eating only Spiders and Leaves
 
 Possibly I live on the streets of the town
 Watching the passers-by drop me a frown
 I eat gum off the roads and sleep in bins
 My only friends are 20 baked bean tins
 
 Eating only Spiders and Leaves
 
 However did I lose the only thing I owned?
 When the Bank decided 'No' and phoned
 And I was thrown out of my only home
 If I was alive, I'd move to Rome
 
 Eating only Spiders and Leaves
 
 
 Gracias!
 (And yes, I do know the term 'Eating only Spiders and Leaves' is from GF)