Away I sleep in my final resting slumber
And the population rises by a number
The pidgeons are silent in their wooden nests
And I sleep below them, on a pile of vests
Eating only Spiders and Leaves
Possibly I live on the streets of the town
Watching the passers-by drop me a frown
I eat gum off the roads and sleep in bins
My only friends are 20 baked bean tins
Eating only Spiders and Leaves
However did I lose the only thing I owned?
When the Bank decided 'No' and phoned
And I was thrown out of my only home
If I was alive, I'd move to Rome
Eating only Spiders and Leaves
Gracias!
(And yes, I do know the term 'Eating only Spiders and Leaves' is from GF)