"Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra" 
 is a Latin phrase 
 (and a poor one at that) 
 off the Coat of Arms 
 for the City of Ankh-Morpork,
 the Discworld's largest city.
 It's coompanion quote (or Motto) is:
 "Merus In Pectum Et In Aquam."
 
 The younger of the two mottoes,
 "Merus In Pectum Et In Aquam."
 which translates to
 'Pure in Mind and Water'
 was devised by a rather high minded
 committe during the early days 
 of the first Republic, 
 and is considered a jolly good joke 
 by all denizens of of Ankh-Morpork.
 
 The older and strangely 
 more popular motto is: 
 "Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra" 
 which translates to
 'How Much Is That Small Dog 
 in The Window?'
 this mottoes origin is the subject
 of urban legend but it can be traced
 back as is the case of so many of the
 cities oddities to the reign of
 King Ludwig the Tree.
 
 score now stands thus.
 
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 DarthEggplant 36 points
 
 
 JofaGhut 13 points
 
 
 Huz 9 points
 
 
 Isis Kaldaravera 8 points
 
 
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