It's not my poem and I don't remember who wrote it, but it conveys most succinctly my feelings this morning:
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-Awakening-
I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently lowered the window
And crushed his ****ing head.
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It's going to be one of those days
There's a chant from Civil Air Patrol that goes like this:
A yellow bird
With a yellow bill
Hopped upon
My windowsill
I attracted him
With a piece of bread
And then I smashed
His little head
Oh me, oh my
I'm such a clutz
I missed his head
And smashed his nuts
The moral of
Our story is
You want some head
You need some bread
My idiot of a brother told it to me when I was little.
I would have; but already did my
duck bit so nothing fowl from me.
and Gendo, snaps for you all around.
Haiku few know the mystic word,
Kudos to you.
And a poem how very sunglases
and black clothing of you.
*snap, snap,
and what iz theese!
Zoot Alores!
your profanity came through
the happy happy rated G shield
has been deactivated.*
The Harbour
Out at daybreak to the sun
Seas are drifting glass
The tides were turning to the storm
Winds were moving fast
Women waiting at the harbour
Silent stand around
Weather storms another day
For men the sea had found
Fishermen were laying nets
The barrels spread the bait
The seagulls warning echoed round
Winds that wouldn't wait
People gathered at the harbour
Waiting for the tide
Eyes half closed against the spray
And tears they cannot hide
Shadows falling at the harbour
Women stand around
Weather storms another way
For men the sea have drowned
Hulls were creaking crashing sails
Rains were slating down
The oilskins flapping, decks awash
Slanting turning round
Thunder roaring at the harbour
Women drawn in fear
Huddle up to wait the time
And pray the sky will clear
Howling winds and the raging waves
Cracked upon the boats
And torn from safety, torn from life
Men with little hope
Ghostly echoes at the harbour
Whispering of death
Women weeping holding hands
Of those they still have left
Shadows falling at the harbour
Women stand around
Weather storms another way
For men the sea have drowned
*snaps and hugs and kisses
and MUah's!!!!! the Anime Princess
has returned once more.*
this time trick your brother
into getting grounded instead:D
Therapist
when you break it down;
"The Rapist"
think about it.
like wow man,
the Blue Casket is like
so quiet these days,
and so too is the GF forum.
October is fast approaching
and with it's autumn winds
will come the return of navi.
It's been awhile, hasn't it, since we last saw our little friend? I am starting to wonder if she will return at all.
she was grounded until October
she told me so in an email,
no computer except for school work.
I suspect when she comes back
she will be manic.
*snaps and medicinal left handed
cigarettes for you too, because
you've been away a long time as well.*
It seems like months since I sat down at the computer do anything other than read my email then log out. It hasn't actually been months, of course. Just seems that way. I took a well-deserved break tonight, though. Took my best girl (read: only girl) out to the movies. Actually, she's not really my girl. We have what you might call a complicated friendship. Needless to say, we don't get together often. Lots of uncomfortable tension, if you know what I mean. Some things just aren't meant to be. God I'm so lonely. Sob. Tired too. **** it, I'm going to bed.
never mind the Shelia, Bruce;
what movie did you see?
that new Lawyer spy flick
Exces verses Sabble or whatever...
We went to see "The Sum of All Fears". Despite being heavily edited in places (Boo-hoo, it reminds us of the terrorist attacks, wahh!) It was good, a solid political thriller. The ending was a little weak though, kind of sappy. A little out of place in a political thriller, it was more like the ending of an cheesy action movie. Despite these things, the film was pretty good. I'd reccommend it.
once a week
friends come by
to take my skeleton
out of the closet
and get it some air.
yesterday was neat-O!
I ate yummy breakfast cerial
in the morning,
and found a scratch and win card inside,
I won a free movie ticket,
and at the theatre
they honoured the free win ticket
and they had on a double feature:
Spiderman and Men In Black II
I had seen neither.
Spiderman was cool.
MJ looked hot enough
especially in the rain sceen
but she was such a silly, silly girl.
I know Peter Parker
in the comic was hot on her
but she was eesh! a prom queen.
MIB II was way cool!
much better than the first one.
the interaction and variety
of aliens and MIB agents
was what I had hoped for
in the original.
and my friends bought me popcorn,
new york fries, and taco hell.
then I got to surf highspeed
*and finish uploading certain
calaverablanca sections
so yesterday was fun.*
today I feel like Sh!tte though
:cool:
the trouble with drinking
is that it leads to serious thinking.
and the more you think,
the more you drink,
until lying face down in the washroom
under the bathroom sink,
you ask yourself:
"If the Blue Casket was not blue,
what colour would it be?"
aliceblue
antiquewhite
aqua
aquamarine
azure
beige
bisque
black
blanchedaimond
blue
brown
burlywood
cadetblue
chartreuse
chocolate
coral
cornflowerblue
cornsilk
crimson
cyan
darkblue
darkcyan
darkgoldenrod
darkgray
darkgreen
darkkhaki
darkmagenta
darkolivegreen
darkorange
darkorchid
darkred
darksalmon
darkseagreen
darkslateblue
darkslategray
darkturquoise
darkviolet
deeppink
deepskyblue
dimgray
dodgerblue
firebrick
floralwhite
forestgreen
fuchsia
gainsboro
ghostwhite
gold
goldenrod
gray
green
greenyellow
honeydew
hotpink
indianred
indigo
ivory
khaki
lavender
lavenderblush
lemonchiffon
lightblue
lightcoral
lightcyan
lightgoldenrodyellow
lightgreen
lightgrey
lightpink
lightsalmon
lightseagreen
lightskyblue
lightslategray
lightsteelblue
lightyellow
lime
limegreen
linen
magenta
maroon
mediumaquamarine
mediumblue
mediumorchid
mediumpurple
mediumseagreen
mediumslateblue
mediumspringgreen
mediumturquoise
mediumvioletred
midnightblue
mintcream
mistyrose
navajohwhite
navy
oldlace
olive
olivedrab
orange
orchid
palegoldenrod
palegreen
paleturquoise
palevioletred
papayawhip
peachpuff
peru
pink
plum
powderblue
purple
red
rosybrown
royalblue
saddlebrown
salmon
sandybrown
seagreen
seashell
sienna
silver
skyblue
slateblue
slategray
snow
springgreen
steelblue
tan
teal
thistle
tomato
turquoise
violet
wheat
white
whitesmoke
yellow
yellowgreen
perception is everything,
especially when
thinking and drinking.
was this post
a complete waste of time?
did the use of coloured type font
vex you?
or maybe you just learnt
the hexidecimal colour code.
that's right,
my gosh you just learn something?
go tell your parents right away
they'll be thrilled.
yes in a multitude
of dimensional afterlife's
the blue casket could have been
any of those other colours,
and in the wide world of cyber space
type fonts and website backgrounds
can be any of these colours too.
*sighs and looks at the
cheap calendar hanging
behind the bar.
will Kaldaravera return
in time for the Day of the Dead?*
Gollum! Lovin' the avvie, DE! Sorry, peeps... GFN is a royal pain in the arsephault on Navi.
my preciouss,
we thinkss you is cute.
yes, cute my preciouss
we seess a cutessie,
and we wonderss is she
juicy, gooey, yucky, scrumptiouss
or just cutessie?
there you go 4 cyber dollars
so you can buy some french fries
in the school caffeteria tomorrow. :cool:
^^ Domo arigatou gozaimasu, watashi no tomodachisan!
It slices! It dices! Look at that tomato! You can even cut a tin can with it! But you wouldn't want to!
Originally posted by GendoTheGreat
Haiku:
My hard-drive is a
Seagate. Seagate's are bloody
Stupid cheap bullcrap
When I actually took it out I found it was in fact a Samsung Spinpoint, a bigger piece of crap than the one I thought I had. What does this have to do with anything, I hear you ask? Well, as soon as I find out you'll be the first to know.
ackk ssss seasgate,
my preciouss doess not know
what a seagate iss?
iss it juicy, gooey, yucky, scrumptious?
my preciousss does not know,
gollum...gollum.
The double irony is that my new HDD is a Seagate, and the new seagates are now one of the best on the market. Freaky isn't it? Well, isn't it?
some pieces of me ill never get back, she took them away, and im left to crack.
*snaps
finally a new arrival
in Pocky World.
Pull up a chair, Lateralis;
Gendo and I are just sitting here
smoking the Evil Bone.
Hey Gendo I see you trying to
Bogart that Bone, pass it over on
the left hand side to Lateralis.*
*If you cough, you pass*
:D.
Let's call it home, and keep moving on.
not if your 'Bucketing'
and your friends clamp
your mouth shut until
white blinding light fades
to black and nearly topples you.
;)
damn but i hate when that happens ;)
*Sits on a table, playing her guitar to "I'm With You (Damn Cold Night)" by Avril*
I'm Standing on a bridge
I'm waitin in the dark
I thought that you'd be here by now
Theres nothing but the rain
No footsteps on the ground
I'm listening but theres no sound
Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
Won't someone please take me home
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I'm, I'm with you
im looking for a place
searching for a face
is there anybody here i know
cause nothings going right
and everythigns a mess
and no one likes to be alone
Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
Won't someone please take me home
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I'm, I'm with you
oh why is everything so confusing
maybe I'm just out of my mind
yea yea yea
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I'm, I'm with you
Take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I'm, I'm with you
I'm with you
Take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I'm, I'm with you
I'm with you
I'm with you...
I'm Standing on a bridge
but I was standing under it
I'm waitin in the dark
I'm sitting on a piece of wet bark
I thought that you'd be here by now
your late! I'm going to have a cow!
Theres nothing but the rain
something smells funny in this drainpipe
No footsteps on the ground
Eeek! What was that sound?
I'm listening but theres no sound
I need to pee, should I on the ground?
Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
isn't she going to join me?
Won't someone please take me home
maybe she left a message on my phone
It's a damn cold night
burr it's might chilly!
Trying to figure out this life
what am I doing here this Night?
Wont you take me by the hand
should have gone and seen a band
take me somewhere new
yuck, eew, I smell number 2
I dont know who you are
sh!t! dropped my candy bar
but I'm, I'm with you
hey I found a bag of glue!
im looking for a place
sniff! the bags stuck to my face
searching for a face
wow man am I spaced!
is there anybody here i know
everything around is starting to glow
cause nothings going right
hee..hee..glue is out of sight
and everythigns a mess
oh my hands stuck to my vest
and no one likes to be alone
alone, time to bogart an evil bone
Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
I so high, like I can't see
Won't someone please take me home
maybe I should get a cell phone?
It's a damn cold night
was cold now I'm Stonned cold
Trying to figure out this life
trying to stand again upright
Wont you take me by the hand
oops fell over into sand
take me somewhere new
no it wasn't sand, it's number 2!
I dont know who you are
i can't remember who i am?
but I'm, I'm with you
i'm high on glue
oh why is everything so confusing
so ho whisy thing every cowfusing?
maybe I'm just out of my mind
I'm having an out of body experience
yea yea yea
pook! pook! pook!
It's a damn cold night
brrrr I'm ****ing freezing!
Trying to figure out this life
trying to remember why I'm out here?
Wont you take me by the hand
err got shoe stuck in my sand
take me somewhere new
I still smell number 2
I dont know who you are
I don't know where she is
but I'm, I'm with you
It's late, time to ditch you
Take me by the hand
bet i could still go see a band
take me somewhere new
and hungry, need some food
I dont know who you are
there's a Taco Bell not far
but I'm, I'm with you
*to the night in general see you!*
I'm with you
is there an echo here?
Take me by the hand
uh, what did someone say something?
take me somewhere new
what you don't like Taco Bell anymore?
I dont know who you are
that makes two of us sister
but I'm, I'm with you
great I'm talking to my shadow now
I'm with you
okay, okay, I'm with you too
I'm with you...
hey, wow, your up there!
have you been there long?
man what a night,
I've got the munchies!
comon I'll tell you about it later...
Sounds like a typical date to me.
so i tell myself the pieces fit, i sit and wonder where they are. i tell myself the pieces fit, i sit and whisper they've gone too far.
so you tell yourself that im ok, that you can forget me, once a while. you tell yourself that i dont love you and all the time you smile at me, that smile.
all the time the screams, the shouting, the quiet little words and the tears running up and down your sleeve. i cant see you cry, i might as well try and all the roses in between.
the princess, and the boy, that's me, sit alone in castles in the sky. she askes me how much it hurts, to fall from so very high.
*Actually fell out of her chair laughing.*
God-damn that was friggin' funny, DE! ^^
Hey, guess what I did today? I streaked my hair red and tipped it black! ^^ It looks friggin' weird ta me, but Mark says I look kawaii so it's cool.
Why isn't GFN working right? Dammit, I'm gonna hurt some1 if it doesn't start working soon!
agh!
multiple posting syndrome strikes!
you mean like:
"Are you talking to me?"
"Are you talking to me?"
"You must be talking to me cause
I'm the only one in the room."
Eh, Lateralis: Who's "The Sandman" you quote in your sig there?
It is the comic series by Neil Gaiman, across ten volumes, entitled The Sandman.
*please tell me your joking?*
Neil Gaiman won a litterary award
and got all the bookish snob's angry
because a cartoon won a serious book prize.
you watch too much Anime, time to read.