Wooooo hooo I just got a job as a Porduction Assistant/Second Second Assistant Director on a Roger Corman movie!!!
hey isn't that the job where you go get coffee for everyone? HAHA just kidding. Roger Corman ... what movies has he done?
No I dont get coffee for every one, I am a step higher than that guy. Roger Corman has done some of the worst B movies ever.
oh... well, its still a good job
I love B movies, those are the movies that would really kick ass if they had more than $20 to make it!
This one has about a million dollar budget. Think of all the crap you can make for a million bucks!
Originally posted by JackTheGaffer
This one has about a million dollar budget. Think of all the crap you can make for a million bucks!
In accordance with your request that I think about the crap I can make for a million dollars, I have spent the past day doing just that (thinking, not making crap). I have to say, the amount of crap I could make with the amount in question is staggering - simply staggering!
Thank you for feeding my imagination for the past twenty-four hours. You have been a gentle muse. You, Jack the Gaffer, may one day serve as inspiration for all mankind, beastkind, plantkind, mineralkind, et al. Fine work!
Well you are welcome MXBX.
Btw, it is about a killer croc or something like that. Its being filmed in a water district and Magic Mountain or something along those lines.
Oh its one the crapy B movies, the only good B movies are the Sci-Fi ones and they always have one actor that was actually in a good movie but was shortly afterwards forgotten [ie. Rudger Hower or Patrik Swaysee(or however you spell it)], the Monster ones always suck balls, if I may say so, but hey more power to ya!
BTW: One million dollars is very little in the movie making world.. I'm no expert but I do know that this movie is going to be simple tooth pick props and such if the budget is one million dollars... but hey I wish I had a million dollars...