Same rules as the old one
Ahem.......
One peaceful morning Chewie is walking in the forest when suddenly a group of naboo soldiers jump out from the bushes and trees and attack chewie. Chewie is taken by surprise and.....
George Lucas yells: CUT!!!
Man, what a bad scene this will be- He says... Episode 7 with the Naboo again? Guess I'll have to re-script the whole movie...
Then Jar Jar comes out of the dressing room, and Greogre says "I'm dead if...
... I see him." So george fell over and died. And then the new director know only as xwing guy changed the title of Ep2 to..
one that is better than the old one (which could b anything) when xwing guy dies of a sudden heart attack JEDI_MASTA becomes the director and after episodes 2 and 3 desides to make ep 7 with the title of...
Another New Hope (This time for the Empire)...
But xwing guy comes back from the dead and kills jedi masta and takes over as director and makes Ep 7,8, and 9 based off of the NJO seires.
And the whole production colapses into chaos!
Wookies where hunting gungans, and the ewoks ate yoda!
It was horrible!
Oni :tsk: NO double posting...
All the sudden the ghost of Boss Gallo, the ancient gungan leader rises from his grave and...
Then Darth Vader arose from the grave and boss Gallo said "Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
Vader then complied by cutting off Gallo's legs, Gallo then said....
good thing u missed ..........suddenly jedi master comes back from the dead kills xwing guy and yells cut after becoming the new director suddenly we are instantly transported to the real star wars universe where thrawn is....
but then he turned back into thrawn and started painting a faamba....
when he said this story sucks
instantly he went to the spaceport got onto his supa star destroyer and .....
Shot himself in the head and before that started the self destuction countdown. Meanwhile, in luke's house, luke is sleeping when han comes in and says "its an emergency, I......
acidentally burned out your sisters hair dryer. I need to do something with it before she wakes up....
where is this story going???
Stop breaking this great chain:mad::swear::tsk::evil3::evil5:
anyway, she wakes up and gets angry and shoots at han. Han screams like a little sissy school girl and runs into a hutt.and the hutt pours salt and pepper on han and.....
it excidently gets on the hutt and he disolves like a snail then boba fett comes for Han and aims his blaster and...
Pulled the trigger. But a small flag with the word 'Bang!" on it popped out. Taking advantage of Fett's momentary confusion.....
Han blows fetts head off with his blaster and han says"Ewww.. what a mess." But then Leia...
Blows hans head off and run after luke. While leia runs after him, luke takes his saber out, but it ran out of energy....
Hitting the lightsaber in disgust, it accidentaly turns ons and cuts off....
Leia's head, but realizing whats happened he used the force to heal han and leia and make them forget the whole thing. But then...
then his saber turned on and cut off his...
but han all of a sudden becomes one with the force and puts it back on, unfortunately...
Originally posted by Trade Fed Ed
(add head be4 my post)
you can edit posts you know...
He put it on backwards...
(thanx d. rommel)
of course this was rather confusing for luke and he stumbled into a giant sand pit with a .......
sand worm from Arrakis. Luke wondered how that got in the sand, but before the thought could be finished....
You know what,I just realized it! I never got a gift basket when i joined the forum.(sniffle,sniffle,sniffle):( Whahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :ball:
anyway,
a person comes out and grabs luke's leg and says"please take me with you",luke says"get the hell off me u freak." luke slices the guys arm off and gets out only to realize that that was lando!
luke says "oh my god,what have i done." then shrugs his shoulders and says"oh well"......
you look better like that! when...
The God Emporor of Dune crushed them both with his mighty bulk!
(don't feel too bad, I never get gift baskets!)