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Most Impressive

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 Kylilin
07-09-2002, 11:47 AM
#1
I'm glad to see that people have started to take interest in the good ole JK forums again. I hope it lasts.
 obi
07-09-2002, 10:13 PM
#2
Me too. Though I doubt it will last.

:(
 BeastMaster
07-10-2002, 9:28 AM
#3
:bossk:*grrrrr*

"Again?"

We have been here all along, you nimwits.

And if one more person says "oh, boo-hoo, JK is dying," I will personally eat their entrails. :evil6:
 Commander 598
07-10-2002, 9:54 AM
#4
oh, boo-hoo, JK is dying

Hope you like eating metal.
:D :bdroid2:
 BeastMaster
07-11-2002, 10:17 PM
#5
Dragon versus battledroid. You have got to be kidding me.

*flaps into the air, avoiding a flurry of badly-aimed blaster fire*

*circles, then spits a fireball at 598, which he dodges*

*swoops in while the droid is dodging, and smashes him into spare parts*

:bossk:
 Commander 598
07-12-2002, 6:36 AM
#6
<Insert Predator Laugh>

*Imp Landing Ships land and disgorge every land unit the Imperials ever though up*
 BeastMaster
07-13-2002, 7:32 AM
#7
Hmmph.

I invoke the power of Tiamat's name,
arise and set this air aflame!

*the air around BeastMaster suddenly becomes a firestorm, incinerating troops, slagging most of the hardware, and exploding the ordinance*

Don't know why I bothered; they can't hit the broad side of a planet anyway.
 Commander 598
07-13-2002, 7:52 AM
#8
<Insert Predator Laugh>

*An orbital bombardment from a Satr Destroyer high in orbit silences BM and makes quite a few craters*

"Care to rephrase?"

*Orbital Bombardment continues*
 BeastMaster
07-13-2002, 8:07 AM
#9
*a vorlon battlecruiser (the Machina ex Deus) flares into existence and fusion beams the ISD into sparking wreckage*

This can keep escalating until we wipe out a universe or two, or we can let it go.
 obi
07-13-2002, 10:59 AM
#10
*Pulls out of hyperdrive in Jedi Starfighter*


R4, What the @#%$$#@ is going on?

*beep beep beep*

Hmmmmmmm

Whose side should I take?

*looks at opposing forces*
 Pedro The Hutt
07-14-2002, 8:07 AM
#11
*pulls out of hyperspace next to the Jedi Starfighter in an A-Wing* How's about we fight the imperial lads?
 obi
07-15-2002, 7:24 AM
#12
Originally posted by Pedro The Hutt
*pulls out of hyperspace next to the Jedi Starfighter in an A-Wing* How's about we fight the imperial lads?

Let's blast the bloody Imperials.

R4, get a lock on the nearest star destroyer. We're going in.

*R4 beeps, STarfighter zooms into action*
 Commander 598
07-15-2002, 9:50 AM
#13
*All 200+ Capital Ships of the Black Sword Command jump in and begin laying waste to the area*


The Black Sword Command has at least one Super Star Destroyer, a rather large number of Imperial Star Destroyers.

BTW, destroying galaxies and universes was my previous occupation.


:bdroid2:
 obi
07-17-2002, 1:13 AM
#14
WE are severely outnumbered, R4. Time to call in some favors.......


*a wormhole opens, and United Federation of Planets ships pour into the area, along with the entire Klingon Empire's battle ships*



That ought to even out the fight......


We're here with ya, BeastMAster!
 Commander 598
07-18-2002, 4:48 AM
#15
<Insert the dieing predator laugh>

*The Black Sword Command jumps out but leaves a small round object*

[Back on the ground]

*The broken and dismantled body of the Commander wavers and dissapears, nothing more than a hologram*

*The small round object simply explodes, taking the entire system out with it. Nothing, not even a star is left*


"As I stated. My previous occupation was mass destruction."

[View shifts to the Star Destroyer Intimidator's bridge]

*The Commander, had he been human, would be grinning from ear to ear.*
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