I'm glad to see that people have started to take interest in the good ole JK forums again. I hope it lasts.
Me too. Though I doubt it will last.
:(
:bossk:*grrrrr*
"Again?"
We have been here all along, you nimwits.
And if one more person says "oh, boo-hoo, JK is dying," I will personally eat their entrails. :evil6:
oh, boo-hoo, JK is dying
Hope you like eating metal.
:D :bdroid2:
Dragon versus battledroid. You have got to be kidding me.
*flaps into the air, avoiding a flurry of badly-aimed blaster fire*
*circles, then spits a fireball at 598, which he dodges*
*swoops in while the droid is dodging, and smashes him into spare parts*
:bossk:
<Insert Predator Laugh>
*Imp Landing Ships land and disgorge every land unit the Imperials ever though up*
Hmmph.
I invoke the power of Tiamat's name,
arise and set this air aflame!
*the air around BeastMaster suddenly becomes a firestorm, incinerating troops, slagging most of the hardware, and exploding the ordinance*
Don't know why I bothered; they can't hit the broad side of a planet anyway.
<Insert Predator Laugh>
*An orbital bombardment from a Satr Destroyer high in orbit silences BM and makes quite a few craters*
"Care to rephrase?"
*Orbital Bombardment continues*
*a vorlon battlecruiser (the Machina ex Deus) flares into existence and fusion beams the ISD into sparking wreckage*
This can keep escalating until we wipe out a universe or two, or we can let it go.
*Pulls out of hyperdrive in Jedi Starfighter*
R4, What the @#%$$#@ is going on?
*beep beep beep*
Hmmmmmmm
Whose side should I take?
*looks at opposing forces*
*pulls out of hyperspace next to the Jedi Starfighter in an A-Wing* How's about we fight the imperial lads?
Originally posted by Pedro The Hutt
*pulls out of hyperspace next to the Jedi Starfighter in an A-Wing* How's about we fight the imperial lads?
Let's blast the bloody Imperials.
R4, get a lock on the nearest star destroyer. We're going in.
*R4 beeps, STarfighter zooms into action*
*All 200+ Capital Ships of the Black Sword Command jump in and begin laying waste to the area*
The Black Sword Command has at least one Super Star Destroyer, a rather large number of Imperial Star Destroyers.
BTW, destroying galaxies and universes was my previous occupation.
:bdroid2:
WE are severely outnumbered, R4. Time to call in some favors.......
*a wormhole opens, and United Federation of Planets ships pour into the area, along with the entire Klingon Empire's battle ships*
That ought to even out the fight......
We're here with ya, BeastMAster!
<Insert the dieing predator laugh>
*The Black Sword Command jumps out but leaves a small round object*
[Back on the ground]
*The broken and dismantled body of the Commander wavers and dissapears, nothing more than a hologram*
*The small round object simply explodes, taking the entire system out with it. Nothing, not even a star is left*
"As I stated. My previous occupation was mass destruction."
[View shifts to the Star Destroyer Intimidator's bridge]
*The Commander, had he been human, would be grinning from ear to ear.*