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How should Jar-Jar die?

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 kfretz
07-04-2002, 10:07 AM
#1
Please tell me and the world how you think Jar-Jar should die and if you dare say that he should live.....May god have mercy on you
 greedo626
07-04-2002, 10:19 AM
#2
haha, I think it would be funny if anakin gripped him.
"gak! mesa can't no breatha. gak!"
 obi
07-04-2002, 10:19 AM
#3
Though I don't like voting on repeat polls, I voted for the Wrath-o-Yoda option.

"COunt Jar Jar. The annoying side I sense in you."


:yoda:

edit-BTW, Jar Jar would be immune to the "talked to death by c3po" option.
 kfretz
07-04-2002, 10:21 AM
#4
Yea i also would like to see C3PO talk him to death until his Head Explodes.
 JandoFett1842
07-04-2002, 10:29 AM
#5
Though i have already started a threed like this, I voted for R2-D2,! U see that thing on the flash game of the Jar Jar Binks Torture Engine? LOL!
 kfretz
07-04-2002, 10:33 AM
#6
LOLOLOLOLOLOL..............God i hate Jar Jar......Lucas needs to Make another Episode where every character in star wars takes turns beating the crap out of Jar Jar
 ondraedan
07-04-2002, 10:38 AM
#7
I'll say he can't handle the unbearable load of padme's death and he combusts.
 kfretz
07-04-2002, 10:43 AM
#8
good guess but not the horrible death scenario Jar Jar deserves.....that would be getting off to easy for him
 XERXES
07-04-2002, 10:58 AM
#9
its not on there...but i think he should fall into a pit with alien eggs...get attacked by a face hugger, then suffer a painful, gruesome(sp?) death when an alien bursts outta his chest.:D
 Yoda_623
07-04-2002, 11:01 AM
#10
I like the die by force lighting one. It sounds pretty painful,and we all want the most painful death for Jar-Jar. :D :ion: :gungan:
 JrKASperov
07-04-2002, 10:16 PM
#11
Nothing is worse than the talk-to-death option....

DIE Jar-Jar, DIE!
:evil2:
 Lightning
07-04-2002, 10:24 PM
#12
he should be Crushed by an ATST Walker;)
 Tyrion
07-04-2002, 10:25 PM
#13
Originally posted by lightning clock
he should be Crushed by an ATST Walker;)

No,he should be lowered into a grider very slowly,just until his legs are grinded,then you use Nazi and Chinese torture on him.
 BlackDove
07-04-2002, 11:02 PM
#14
Where is the "all of the above at the same time" option?
 Lightning
07-04-2002, 11:08 PM
#15
i know just give him a ''mission'' to attack a sith lord all by him self;)
 Skuttle24
07-05-2002, 12:08 AM
#16
I voted for r2d2, cuz jar jar deserves to be beaten to a pulp by an overgrown mailbox/trashcan! w00t!:r2d2:

although i wish "sat on by jabba" was an option :D
 XERXES
07-05-2002, 12:15 AM
#17
i still think the aliens way is the most painful and nasty way...i can picture it....:lol:
 Crazy_Taco
07-05-2002, 12:23 AM
#18
Jar-Jar should die from torture by r2-d2. U know that electroshock thingy that r2 has? shock him to hell.
 Skuttle24
07-05-2002, 12:56 AM
#19
Just kill him somehow
 Nanodagiardino
07-05-2002, 5:56 AM
#20
He should never have been born. But since the damage has been done, I vote for the lightning.
 Darth Groovy
07-05-2002, 6:00 AM
#21
I am going for the "dead in the bathtub overdosed on heroine" option......oh wait that wasn't an option.



"**** even in the future nothing works!"

_Dark Helmet
 Phillio
07-05-2002, 6:07 AM
#22
Hehe, you haven't seen the Jar Jar wlking papers fanfilm, it is a must!!!

I say Jar Jar should become a JKII MP character. Then make it so that you can spawn him in SP (it is possible), then place 100 detpacks by him. Then detonate then while his body is hurling through the air, slice him in half. Then, force push his crops into the lava pit in the artus prime level. Then push him by the smasher (in the same level by the lava pit) and watched him get crushed and disappear......WAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAH!!!

Quote from the jar jar walking papers fanfilm:

"Whysa yousa firesa mesa?"
"Why? Because people HATE you..... Not just some people, old people, young people, people AS A WHOLE, hate, YOU!"

Then my favorite line comes later.....

"Waitsa, whats aboutsa c-3po, he is annoying......"
"Yeah, well, hes gay......."

Anyway, you must watch this fanfilm!!
 Darth Groovy
07-05-2002, 1:01 PM
#23
At gunpoint he is forced to pull his bottom lip over his head and swallow.
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