<font face="BernardMod BT"><font color="green1"> Mr. Simpson, the very real problem is one of money. I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs.
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You see there's Defence, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence.
Now we get Ј348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products.
Mrs. Two-Lumps, would you bring us in two coffees please?
Yes, Mr. Teabag.
Out of her mind. Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. While the Israelis...
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Master Qui-Gon, Minister of Silly Walks
I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.