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Die droid, die

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 Saesee Tom
06-17-2000, 5:06 PM
#1
As Dave Maul stated, there is a Jawa that just won't die. On Coruscant in the market (where you board the elevator) There is an astromech that stops in front of you and waits. You just can't kill him.
 Pootie_Fett
06-17-2000, 7:14 PM
#2
I like killing EVERYTHING in mos espa :P, hehe, i would think that everyone likes to do that! Another annoying thing as that Tomo won't die!!!!! hehe
 Saesee Tom
06-18-2000, 8:36 AM
#3
Yeah! and also, when I approach Tomo's mother, she sinks right into the ground!

Don't worry, she re-appears so I can complete the game.
 Darth_Simpson
06-18-2000, 8:42 PM
#4
Yeah, I had that problem too! When I first played the game, everything was fine, but the second time she disappeared! I could speak to her sometimes, without seeing her, but it was very confusing. After I saved the boy, she appeared again! Is she the mother of David Copperfield too?
 Master Qui-Gon
06-18-2000, 10:27 PM
#5
<font face="BernardMod BT"><font color="green1">Tomo can be killed. You just have to really apply yourself to the task.

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Master Qui-Gon, Minister of Silly Walks
I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.

[This message has been edited by Master Qui-Gon (edited June 18, 2000).]
 Darth_Simpson
06-19-2000, 4:58 AM
#6
Hehehe

Damn cool sig you have, Master Qui-Gon! I love Monthy Python!
 Master Qui-Gon
06-19-2000, 6:12 PM
#7
<font face="BernardMod BT"><font color="green1"> Ah, Simpson I knew there was something different about you. I'm actually a bigger Python fan than Star Wars. I'm also a huge Douglas Adams fan, we're talking raving lunatic here. If you like Python, I'm sure you'll like his work (he was also a writer for Flying Circus). So if you haven't read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, hop to it man!

[This message has been edited by Master Qui-Gon (edited June 19, 2000).]
 Master Qui-Gon
06-19-2000, 6:18 PM
#8
<font face="BernardMod BT"><font color="green1"> Mr. Simpson, the very real problem is one of money. I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs.
http://fan.starwars.com/Fishsticks/files/Ministry2.jpg)
You see there's Defence, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence.
Now we get Ј348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products.
Mrs. Two-Lumps, would you bring us in two coffees please?

Yes, Mr. Teabag.

Out of her mind. Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. While the Israelis...

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Master Qui-Gon, Minister of Silly Walks
I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.
 Saesee Tom
06-20-2000, 3:05 PM
#9
That was the only Monty Python collection of sketches I have ever seen. Oh well, I'll keep a look out for The Holy Grail, if it's any good.
 Darth_Simpson
06-20-2000, 3:09 PM
#10
He`s a lumberjack and he`s ok, he sleeps all night and he works all day, he cuts down trees and wear high heels, suspenders and a.......bra?!?!?

That was fun, and now.....THE END...THE...END...THE END!!
 Master Qui-Gon
06-20-2000, 6:25 PM
#11
<font face="BernardMod BT"><font color="green1"> Simpson, I never knew you were a gumby!

And now... one more minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Master Qui-Gon, Minister of Silly Walks
I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.
 Saesee Tom
06-22-2000, 3:42 PM
#12
 Joe Joe Binks
07-03-2000, 4:09 PM
#13
Tom, you are a sick boy with a thirst for violence.

Qui-Gon, what does Monty Python have to do with this topic?
 Pedro The Hutt
07-03-2000, 9:32 PM
#14
JOE JOE BINKS,
I hereby challenge to write a post where you must be perfectly friendly everybody here on the forum, see if you can perfom such a feat.
See ya! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)

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No!
I am your father.
 Joe Joe Binks
07-04-2000, 5:50 PM
#15
I am afraid I cannot perform such a task, as saying I like you guys is lying, and lying is wrong.
 Master Qui-Gon
07-04-2000, 7:14 PM
#16
<font face="BernardMod BT"><font color="green1">Guys, I hate to have to tell you this, but just ignore him. That's all it takes.

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Master Qui-Gon, Minister of Silly Walks
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
 Dave Maul
07-04-2000, 7:36 PM
#17
Master Qui-Gon, Minister of Silly Walks
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

I think that's very true of a certain person here. Mentioning no names. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif)

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Dave Maul

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 Pedro The Hutt
07-04-2000, 9:25 PM
#18
Master Qui-Gon,
The last time I tried ignoring somebody who was annoying me, I got punched into the hospital!

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No!
I am your father.
 Master Qui-Gon
07-05-2000, 2:50 PM
#19
<font face="BernardMod BT"><font color="green1">Dave: you know that very thought crossed my mind when I typed it in.

Pedro: If Joe Joe puts you in the hospital I promise to hunt him down and shove a lightsaber up his arse. He's trying to get attention and he's trying to get people worked up, so don't bite. Why would you want to bite a rust old hook anyway? Particularly one with such unappetizing bait.

[This message has been edited by Master Qui-Gon (edited July 06, 2000).]
 Pedro The Hutt
07-05-2000, 8:34 PM
#20
Master Qui-Gon,
You're right once again! :)
 Jedi Master Mace Windu
07-05-2000, 10:37 PM
#21
Master Qui-Gon,
So are you completely neutral in the conflict between Joe Joe Binks and Saesee Tom?




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Jedi mind tricks don't work on me....
 081-K3N081
07-06-2000, 12:50 PM
#22
I'm Not!

http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif)

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The Boy is not Dangerous
 Master Qui-Gon
07-06-2000, 4:13 PM
#23
<font face="BernardMod BT"><font color="green1">No... not as such. Not completely. After all, it's clear that one of them has been more the aggressor. If we start picking sides, though, it would only serve to escalate the problem. However, if Tom follows my advice there is no conflict.

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Master Qui-Gon, Minister of Silly Walks
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
 Saesee Tom
07-06-2000, 4:42 PM
#24
I will, thanks Qui-Gon!
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