I prefer Dismembered Ewok!

Dismembered Emok it is.

I think we should use plural: Dismembered Ewoks...

Hey! Check this out!

*Syrnl begins to play his guitar*

Send your stormtrooper a card,
He's been with the Ewoks on Endor,
The Ewok's think they're hard!
I'm gonna be their death vendor!

*Syrnl plays GODLike once again. Using the darkside creates great metal music*

Lying at my feet
Is a pile of furry meat
Hacked up by my saber!
In the style of Vader!
DISMEMBERED EWOKS!!!

They smashed up the walkers!
Knocked 'em down!
Made them look like a clown!
Here comes some rage from my daughter!

*Relethat begins to shout from her keyboard*

My daddy's right!
Those ewoks'll pay!
I'll knack 'em in a fight!
And dismember them TODAY!

Lying at my feet
Is a pile of furry meat
Hacked up by my saber!
In the style of Vader!
DISMEMBERED EWOKS!!!

*Syrnl takes back over*

Now those little kids,
They think they're cute!
I think they're pointless
And evil as Viceroy Nute!

Lying at my feet
Is a pile of furry meat
Hacked up by my saber!
In the style of Vader!
DISMEMBERED EWOKS!!!
Yeah!