I give up!Any suggestions?lightbulba?anyone?

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The Battle Droid Commander With full Inteligence-Commander 5-98

Lightbulba: if you happened to see the long post I had here for a minute or two, it was because I thought the 'pompous lust for attention' bit was directed at me instead of Commander 598.

I have since removed it. Apologies.

--Zoom

well now, we both saw sides of each other we never knew, didn't we? that's fine, man. if you ever made the mistake of being anything but well-meaning, you'd have the decency to correct it. (not that you ever might need to put that card into play, so to speak).
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[This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited June 05, 2000).]

I think I found an enemy

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The Battle Droid Commander With full Inteligence-Commander 5-98

You're a battle droid; anything biological is an enemy. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)

My take on the good commander: your original bad move was picking on Ike! Just play nice, okay? I suspect others will do the same with you...

If anyone's confused about what Lightbulba and I were talking about, it refers to the last page when he addressed Commander 598 about multiple posting just as I was in the process of doing so myself. I missed that he'd identified the target of his remarks and thought something else altogether was going on; I then composed a long tirade about freedom of speech and the like, which stayed on the thread until I went back and double-checked everything just to make sure I wasn't being an idiot. Well, I was, so I removed the post http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif).

From this we can learn A: Zoom is indeed human, B: he has a dark side, which does find expression when the situation arises, and C: we should all take this a great deal less seriously. I mean, this thread was funny a page or so ago... http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif)

Back to the original matter. On refelection, I have redecided that I would fix the broken wagon wheel with the leg armature of a battle droid commander. Joking...!

<font size=1>Lightbulba: I'm glad we're still cool. Nice yellow birds fly gaily in through the window, eh? </font> http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif)

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Actually I am a nice droid just don't annoy me.

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The Battle Droid Commander With full Inteligence-Commander 5-98

I forgot what the heck were you talking about zoom I didn't pick on him!You could have mistaken that for the small name calling war that me and lightbulba had.

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The Battle Droid Commander With full Inteligence-Commander 5-98

name-calling war. uh-huh. okay, whatever.
That's it. By this time tomorrow, my legions of evil gnomes will have taken over the nation's capital and installed me as the new ruler of America. Then we'll see about this orange wheel silliness...
a playful retort to zoom:

ha! you couldn't peck a feather with an army like that! i am the sure winner, seeing as i have the vote of every celebrity lilypad, down flat like plywood on bog. no "legion" would dare challenge a force like that; why, they would be too busy shaking honeycombs off the end of a coat to thwart the massive constitution of large-eared wolf-men wielding in each hand a wardrobe stacked to the top with tortuous yadwinkles, not to mention falling into bogs!
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[This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited June 05, 2000).]

What was that my lightbulb headed friend http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)

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The Battle Droid Commander With full Inteligence-Commander 5-98

i said, "you jaded, earth-vexing, quailing, tardy-gaited, clouted, paper-faced, onion-eyed, artless, flap-mouthed, bat-fowling, beslubbering, currish, fat-kidneyed, queasy, weak-hinged, tottering, common-kissing, dankish, sheep-biting, mangled, dismal-dreaming, queasy, horn-mad apple-john! moldwarp! minimus! clotpole!"

but let's not forget that an onion-eyed clotpole would make a good replacement for a spoke...
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but seriously, folks... (http://www.freakadelic.com/freakhtml/showhtml/lighthead.htm)

[This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited June 05, 2000).]

There really is a lightbulb head oh by the way you
<font color=white>Don't make me scroll sideways -Ike</font>
light bulb head!

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[This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited June 05, 2000).]

Dammit, I knew it was just a little push before someone got all binary. What would Jackie think? Whose hand is this? Ah, youth.

Commander 598: what was I talking about, picking on Ike? About two-thirds of the way down page two of this thread you called him 'large-headed' and 'big mouthed.' That is precisely what I was talking about.

Lightbulba: Bogs? Then why are we messing with wagon wheels? We need to levitate that sucker on rockets and blast our way out of the swamp like some mutated hillbilly Luke Skywalker/Mario Andretti! I tried looking up 'yadwinkle' and couldn't find a definition. I shall therefore have come up with my own.

"Yadwinkle" (yad'ween-kel OM, nom. sing.): A frilly little scrap of pink silk ribbon worn on the hats of eighteenth-century Dutch sailors to symbolize the wives and lovers they had left behind. Also a World War One era British slang term for the prophylactic condom.

Never mind fixing the dang wheel...here come injuns!



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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

Excuse me zoom but I was speaking to lightbulba.

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The Battle Droid Commander With full Inteligence-Commander 5-98

Which one?!

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Its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

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the gamera awards
a starting salute to psyduck, who yet again offered the most practical answer possible. might i add to keep the iodine away from...
reagan, our secong place winner, who had quite the survival technique. i guess you learn that kind of stuff, when you're president.
and of course, no award show would be complete without zoom winning something. he gets a yadwinkle, whichever he prefers.
and to the rest: http://braggarts.shareplay.com/images/vandal.gif) don't fret! you know the saying: "that awful tar may be great, but it ain't no vulcan!"
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and your next question...
how many foghorns does it take to change a diaper on an elderly vulture?

[This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited June 06, 2000).]

Excuse me lightbulba zoom was the one who kept rambling on about what we were doing.

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

Anyone notice that I changed my sig?

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

noone liked my answer??

not fair... zoom reagan always wins http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/frown.gif)

sorry, man. i just couldn't believe you would take your mother-in-law with you.
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<font size=1>(psst...thanks for quieting down that wily droid.)</font>

[This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited June 07, 2000).]

in the old west, you took the whole fan-damily!

I'm nucking futs!!HaHAHa

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

Commander 598: "I forgot what the heck you were talking about zoom I didn't pick on him!" (sic.)

Oh. Well, then...it seems you were talking to me after all. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif)

I'd love to play chess with you sometime.

<font size=1>Note: I have been, am now and will continue to be joking. Believe me, I don't use smilies when I'm serious. --Z</font>

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

Well, that's just delightful. Mommy was reading me the horoscope today when suddenly she said, 'Ronnie? Can we get a surplus Russian submarine on the black market?' Well, I had a horse once that liked oats, so I went ahead and diverted all of the social security interest annuities to buying bullets that we could send to Nicaragua. Oh, wait...I'd forgotten that I don't remember that. Can I have some more ribs, please?

They say it's okay because no one else remembers Walter Mondale, either.

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are you looking for the gamera awards? you've come to the right place! wrong time, though. in a particularly sad twist of fate, there will be no gamera awards tonight...instead, we have asked our dear friend mortimer snerd to address tonight's guests:
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"oooooouuuuggnnnnghh"
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next question:
what is your professional opinion of foghorns? honestly.

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What the heck are you talking about lightbulba?Are you drunk?

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

just take the bloody things off my icq startup!!

My professional opinion on foghorns is pretty severe. They have no place in the kitchen! They are loud, highly distracting, and hence quite dangerous in a workplace whose identifying characteristics are wet/greasy floors, knives and fire. If anyone brought a foghorn into my kitchen, it would mysteriously find itself back in the office where it could affect the hearing of the cheesehead who got the darn thing in the first place!

Of course, if the air is smokey, a foghorn might not be such a bad idea. 'Oh no! Where am I?'

<font size=7>HOOONNNNK!</font>

Of course, in the real kitchen...when there is much smoke in the air, the cooks will bash spoons against pots and pans in a raucous display intended to frighten away the smoke dragon. This also has the benefit of annoying the waitstaff.

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

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My ears hurt.


HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKK KKK!!!!!!!!! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gifHeHe) Payback's the pits ain't it.

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

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You're making me scroll sideways. You don't want me to scroll sideways.

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

(Hee-hee...now Beastmaster sounds crazy...)

:] I WOULD GET MY LIGHTSABER AND KILL EVERYTHING THAT LOOKED AT ME!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:
(Hee-hee...now Beastmaster sounds crazy...)

What's so new about that? http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif)

I may not know karate, but I know ka-razy, and I willuse it.

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

<font color="lightgreen"><font size="10">SPUNKBALL!</font>

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pass it on...

; L~

"the grass is always greener"

we put the period in
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[This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited June 20, 2000).]

*sigh* http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/rolleyes.gif)

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

SHUT UP WITH SPUNKBALL!!!!!!

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

Commander's just jealous cause we know how to have fun and he doesn't.. ; L~

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SPUNKBALL!!!</font>
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"the grass is always greener"

<font size="3"><font color="lightgreen">single white spunkball, seeking compassionate companion to kick me around.<font size="2"><font color="white">
etc, etc.
isn't there more to life than spunkballs and federal camels? could we, like the late christopher columbus, perhaps discover electricity? because, as thomas jefferson once said, "there is nothing to fear but fear itself." couldn't we use this advice for the sake of humanity* and become something far grander than other primates, such as the emu?
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[This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited June 26, 2000).]

no. because we don't live in herbal bliss. this is the doppelganger of herbal bliss.
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[This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited June 20, 2000).]

Don't try to fight it! Have another...

<font color="green"><font size="10">SPUNKBALL!!!</font>

<font color="white">; L~

"the grass is always greener"

<font size="10"><font color="orange">spunkball!<font size="2"><font color="white">but seriously, folks...how about another question?*
what, in your opinion, is the least logical way to rid the world of lobsters?
"i would feed them all prozac. it makes them more docile."
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[This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited June 21, 2000).]

i have two answers to that question.
1.nuke the planet's oceans.
2.Just blow up the planet.

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

Not to worry, my chitinous chum,

Kill a handful of crabs, leaving chunks of lobster meat on the dead crabs' pincers.

To cement the deal, kill a few lobsters in a way that implicates crabs.

Sit back and watch the chitin fly.

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

I'd distribute them to love starved women everywhere.

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<font size=1>barugon and gamera in the heat of battle. yaargh.
<font color=red><font size=6>the gamera awards<font size=2><font color=white>
yes, folks, it's that time again. scrub up your rubbery chins and sweeten your tea, because there's a winner out there...

and one of them is commander 598, confound it. he gets...a prize. yes, a prize, confound it!

similarly, a juicy second place prize goes to ikhnaton.

(cue the music)...

is beastmaster here? because (similarly) there's another big, juicy prize waiting for him.
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and now for the next question:
if you could choose from any superpower, what would it be?
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x-ray vision.

Yeah, and I can tell you are REAL popular with the ladies :OP

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And there he is. The reigning champion of the Boonta Classic, and the crowd favorite-TheAhnFahn

Trin would vouch for me (if she were here http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/frown.gif)

The power to freeze (and unfreeze) time. Very practical and very cool.

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb