Make what quick!!?
...Don't vomit on the keyboard.
As a moderator of these forums, I'm going to have to ask you to give me your car keys, Shmargin.
But friends don't let friends drive drunk. Wait a minute... here you go. *hands Shmargin keys*
Yea.......um..hey...you know whats a good idea?....hey buddy....why don't you take off that....yes like that....and vomit into it....yes...YES I knew you could do it!...excellent...now take a good whiff of it....it smells good yes?.....of course it does....we're all happy...You hungry? why don't you take a sippy?....mmmm yum yum in your tum tum...NOW put your hat on QUICK...you gotta GO HOME!...HAHAHAHAHAHA foolish mortal.
Yes, and after you use it, leave the weed and crack here with us so...it will be safe......yeah. Oh yes, we need your wallet/indentification/credit cards here with us so we....can...help on your bills... And as a return, you have have this 12 pack of booze.
Drive safely.