Chicks will dig you, good work.
It's funny 'cause it's true.
DUDE, now you can hang christmas ornaments on your face!!!
"hey man you got a piece of food on the side of your mouth, lemme get that off"
Shmargin - "Awwww!"
I know this kid in my Biology class who has his ears pierced and you can stuff a lot a stuff through it. Ive seen him wear buttons, pencils, etc. One of these days, I may be able to shove my arm through there and...
Wow! I got my implanted lips pierced too! We're like brothers!
(sorry, don't know where the hell THAT came from...)