Bah, you're just a kid.
:gift:
Now, let's sing! :sithm:
Happy Birthday! *thud* Happy Birthday! *thud*
May the candles on your cake
burn like cities in your wake!
Happy Birthday! *thud* Happy Birthday! *thud*
Death, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere!
Pestilence has struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down!
Burn the castle and storm the keep
kill the women, but save the sheep!
While you eat your birthday stew
We will loot the town for you!
This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn!
--The Birthday Dirge (
http://www.cs.ruu.nl/wais/html/na-dir/music/birthday-dirge-faq.html)!) :evil2: