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Some Sam and Max quotes

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 JBRAA
02-18-2002, 4:12 PM
#1
Here are some quotes I wrote when I listened to lots of SnM wav's.

-Sam: Are you ready Max? Are you ready boy? Are'ya? Are'ya? -Max: [Ђ6%¤&/!Ѕ%"¤Ѕ/&!Ѕ¤$5Ј2]

-Max: OOo does this mean we get to kick some puffy white mad scientist butt?

-Max: Bring me as many women as my poor eyes can stand! -Sam: Jesus Max, you dont even like girls.

-Sam: I'm think of a number between 1 and 10 and I dont know why. -Sam: Me too.

-Narrator: Gary has the power to physically alter his sourroundings with his mind. -Max: Really? Hey Gary turn me into a baby turtle. I WANNA BE A BABY TURTLE!!

-Sam: I got something in my eye. -Max: Try digging it out with a fork that always works for me!



Would be fun if anyone else would post their favorite SnM quotes here. Would be a fun reading.
 SyntheticGerbil
02-19-2002, 6:40 AM
#2
Narrator? What the hell?
 JBRAA
02-19-2002, 9:22 AM
#3
Originally posted by SyntheticGerbil
Narrator? What the hell?

I have seen any of the series. Who is the guy who I thaught was a narrator?
 iisaac
02-19-2002, 2:33 PM
#4
One of the following:
Garry's father;
 YTtheMighty
03-06-2002, 4:26 PM
#5
Max: Suck on this you slippery little Bastards!

Officer: Police. Yeah. Where are your badges, lumpy?
Max: Badges?! We don't need no-- Umpgh!
Sam: I've Gotta' get this little one back to his padded playpen! Bye, now!

Sam: Maybe it will leave if we all laugh at it.

Max: Ooh, neat! Santa got caught in thi beartrap I set! Wow! he gnawed his own foot off to escape!

Funny stuff
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