hey well it's nice to see this forum back up and running finally, but i just gotta tell people now im bored that my comp is a bit ill, im gonna be offline for bout a week:O , what the hell is gonna become of me huh, well somebody post somethin here, i think weve all been reaquainted pretty well now, but we gotta start postin summit cos we're makin the star wars forums look like gods in comparison.
Random Post:
Quoted from a highly-revered science quarterly: -
"In a recent biological research project, a breakthrough discovery has been made. The location of a spider's "ears" has been a hitherto unknown position until now. A bright young Swedish student produced a paper at his university on his theory that spider's in fact "hear" through their legs.
This was subsequently proved via a series of aural tests performed on 12 laboratory spiders the most conclusive of which ran thus: If you make a loud noise near a spider it will run away as fast as it can, but if you pull it's legs off and repeat the same action the spider will not react.
As a result of this significant addition to the biological community, the Swede was awarded the nob-end peace prize, as should anyone who believes this story - happy hunting :D"
:rolleyes: aye, .....thats more like it!
i thought we were trying to attract people over here?!! ;)
whoops - er...well...in that case, did you know that fluffy bunnys are one of the 5 cutest things not to maim or torture in any way in the world?
mmm, fluffy bunnies, good with ketchup...... *cough* i mean..... um... yeah, and cute little squirrels and... um... puppies...
And hedghogs too, not furry, but cute
(i hope no one's looking at my title)
Tellus:
1.) Unlike the Star Wars boards, we couldn't import the old boards, so we had to start over. Hence, they started with many thousands more.
2.) Don't make spam threads.
3.) If you must make spam threads, do it in the right goddamn forum :D.
I'm moving this to the Cafй.
Here's something interesting for anyone out there living in the UK - did you know that you can run over any animal during your driving test except for a swan, as this is the Queen's official animal. If you do not swerve to avoid this animal, you will FAIL your whole test.
(Some of the above statement may, or may not be true. Really it depends on how gullible I am, and how nasty my friends are. I'll leave you to figure it out!)
and are all instructers aware of this?!
Something tells me a few points will be docked from the overall mark if you drive about massacring small animals under your wheels
Well, maybe just a couple ;)
Of course, according to some driving rules you get points added for doing things like that
i cant see a driving instucter lettin u drive over animals...could be a kid the next time :eek:
No, no, you miss the point ;) - you do *try* to avoid animals, you don't AIM for them and sadistically but in the actual test, you will fail if you actually hit and kill the swan - other animals are fine! (I think.)
A further note to people living in the UK - possibly you'll all want to stay off the roads Tuesdays 3.30pm-4.30pm - DRIVING LESSON TIME! Muhaha!
Originally posted by Lemon Head
Of course, according to some driving rules you get points added for doing things like that
and extra points for boyscouts and old ladies :D
*shakes fist* dam those boyscouts. trying to make the earth a bett place...
Yeah, really, what's wrong with them anyways... :rolleyes:
Damn all those do-gooders ;)
i hope you realise the whole boy scout image is just a pretence - scouts are without doubt the most twisted and sadistic beings of pure filth ever devised
yup thers not much more sadistic than a boy scout than well... an old lady tring to get across a busy street
Originally posted by Lemon Head
i hope you realise the whole boy scout image is just a pretence - scouts are without doubt the most twisted and sadistic beings of pure filth ever devised
*grin* I'm a boy scout :D
sure you are... (searches for hard blunt object)
yep, i was one too....*searches for blunt object*:cool:
I see a movie in the making: "Star Wars Episode VII: Attack of the Boy Scouts"
they're handy with knifes i can tell u...and fire...dont even get me started on fire!....they could burn the atlantic.
Originally posted by Yoha
*grin* I'm a boy scout :D
Wait a minute, I thought you said you were a girl in some other thread! You're turning this place into a house of lies! :D
OI! MOST OF MY MATES ARE SCOUTS.....hehehe the losers!, my lot got wounded playin paintball, bunch of pansies.
u callin me a loser?! :rolleyes:
Originally posted by Metallus
Wait a minute, I thought you said you were a girl in some other thread! You're turning this place into a house of lies! :D
I AM a girl but I'm also a card carrrying boy scout which is why i felt the need to post that... lol
:BPPF!: well there goes my mmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd
I know this was a long time ago....but if you pull all of a spider's legs off, how is it supposed to react?!?!?! X_X!!!
they kinda wobble actually (!!);)
lmao!!! I'll have to test this out ;)
Originally posted by EvilleApplePie
I know this was a long time ago....but if you pull all of a spider's legs off, how is it supposed to react?!?!?! X_X!!! good grief, that was the whole point of the joke!
lmao! I know that silly!!!
pah! you say that NOW! we know where you live
im guessin New Jersey is bigish place....still wanna hunt?
New Jersey? Big??? It's a dinky state as far as land area goes. Quite a lot of people are crammed in there, though, considering it's size.
well it sbig enough to be called a 'state' so some searchin would need to be done
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You'll neva find me!!!! I'll just hide in all of the people!!! :joy:
Originally posted by MeddlingMonk
New Jersey? Big??? It's a dinky state as far as land area goes. Quite a lot of people are crammed in there, though, considering it's size.
New Jersey: The parking lot for New York. *ducks*
Parking lot? lmao! More like trash dump. *snorts*
Well, at least you're known for something. Imagine the poor people in Iowa, Idaho, and Ohio. No one can ever keep them straight. They should probably give up and be combined into one state called Ohidowa.
well Idaho has potatoes at least ;)
i feel so excluded from the topic....i dont know a thing about american states :(
i do, but i wouldn't be favoured for voicing it, i was once told it my a BNP - bastards
that didnt help...i'm still confused :(
this is the wrong thread to ask for help in - the wrong forum to ask for help in - in fact i'd just give up right now if i were you, it'll save psychiatry fees