Shootist, you probably dreamed about posting here last night. If so, the chances are excellent that you are dreaming right now...
Look on your shoulder. If there's a cartoon parrot there, then you are dreaming, and you have an excellent opportunity to do a little directed dreaming (since you are now 'aware' of this being a dream and are in control.) This is your chance to do whatever you always wanted, and not worry about its being offensive or not.
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Here, Daisy...