Wouldn't it be cool to have a team who ride on the backs of rancores? Either that or have dozens of killer monkeys who find no greater joy than to chase away little furry animals. (sigh) Why can't they make a a stratagy game full of monkeys and coconuts? Man if I were in the gaming industry, I would be a millionare. :chewie:
Yes.... I agree with Capt. Molo. Long live Monkeys!:indy:
Are you Thade, Ursus, Dr. Zaius or what? Why this love for the monkeys?
shut up compa monkeys are cool what r u a poacher
Originally posted by Darktrooper
shut up compa monkeys are cool what r u a poacher
Hmmm...ok, darkdrooper, I know there are commas in there somewhere ;)
Anyway...whats this thread about :confused:
Originally posted by DS_STARVIPER
monkeys u retard
No, its about a "stratagy game full of monkeys and coconuts" not just monkeys :rolleyes:
so its about monkeys duh retard
:D Well this wasn't predictable...(strange...at night all the strange people come out)
hey I came out during the day so thats not true
I'm not strange.. Just different.
As for Monkey Coconuts.. That would be a good freeware game.
Originally posted by Clefo
I'm not strange.. Just different.
As for Monkey Coconuts.. That would be a good freeware game.
VERY Different...I'm scared so I'm running away now...:confused:
VERY Different...I'm scared so I'm running away now
U would talk
"Get your paws off my you damn dirty ape!!!" ;)
I have a monkey for a brother,
He has got some bad habbits, but i will think you will find monkeys to be a superior race to us lowly humans...
(or something like that)
APE TRAINING DAY............SECRET LOCATION
commander"ok chimps todays lesson is vital. u must learn to fire from cover instead of running in.....it might work for the wookies but it dont work for u.....remeber the ape massacer(sp?) of mon calamarie. ok u er wots ur name oh yes... simon ape i want u to run at that stormtrooper over there in a zig zag pattern ok GO!"
*ape runs straight at the trooper"
"NO NO NO u idiot......u have to run........."
*simon leaps at the commander........*
commander"kill them all, these retarded un developed animals will feel the pain they deserve after attackin the empire......."
:explode:
they all get wasted......
i dont think its practical trainin apes and monkeys...... but i think coconuts could be useful......
:D
That is the dumbest thing i've heard. Come up with something better that monkeys for god's sake.
i think we were jokin............LET ME ASK U ONE QUESTION? do u have a sense of humour?
There's a wicked fun strategy game based on monkeys, you can download a demo from realplayer, I forgot the name of it though...
isn't there also i game from lucasarts called Escape from Monkey Island
Yeah its fourth in the series.. Haven't played it though
it was a take the mic pirate game really funny...... there were loads of em and there r a few new ones for consols as well........
Roll in the red carpet, Capt. Molo is here! The monkey strategy game should not be a shareware game! It will be the standard $50.00. It is coming out this winter. Here is a sneak peak from the opening cut scene:
A lone monkey steps out of metallic door to sensor the area. A second monkey follows.
"There is enough life forms to fill a can of Spam!" Said monkey number 1 "There is no one here, I'm goin' back!"
Just then a giant AT-Coconut rolled over monkey number 1 leaving an awful mess of fur and black stuff.
"No!" screamed monkey number 2. "He was my brother's uncle's friend’s monkey who really likes this other monkey whose name is Bonzoreilly!"
Monkey number 2 pulled out a blasterer and shot the AT-Coconut. The gunfire reflected off the massive sphere of goodness and rolled over to monkey number 2 to make his final attack. Just then monkey number 2 threw a piece of chicken at a random button which dropped a giant zucchini right on top of the evil-doer coconut. The coconut combusted and made a funny noise.
"May the fork be with me!" said monkey number 2
Yep, that is the opening cut scene of the greatest game of all time! Be excited..... be very excited!
This thread reeks of pointlessness. Its terrible! No one really cares about monkeys. Im sorry:p Oh any Capt you shouldn't double post if you have something more to say edit your post by clicking edit. :D
thank you for doing my job then. normally we see if a thread goes back on topic, but after about 12 posts that were about those monkey-critters, i thought better of it..