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BOW BEFORE her

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 Litofsky
12-06-2008, 2:22 PM
#1
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq319/Admlitofsky/Hillary_Clinton.jpg)

ALL HAIL PRESIDENT SECRETARY of STATE CLINTON.
 Darth InSidious
12-06-2008, 2:24 PM
#2
Bow, bow to his daughter-in-law secretary-of-state elect!
 Litofsky
12-08-2008, 8:08 PM
#3
WHY HAS ONE ONLY PERSON BOWED I DEMAND TO KNOW. Therefore, please submit a three-page essay pertaining to the nature of RD, it's collective inhabitants, and the manner by which we function.

GO.
 CommanderQ
12-08-2008, 8:14 PM
#4
AGGHHH!! FLEE IN TERROR!

*Flees in terror*
 Samnmax221
12-08-2008, 9:57 PM
#5
 Da_man
12-08-2008, 11:32 PM
#6
Blah Blah, bow down, old news, SANDbANKS, whatever. It's all the same.
 Smon
12-09-2008, 1:11 PM
#7
Only the names'll change...
 Litofsky
12-09-2008, 8:24 PM
#8
BOW BEFORE THE FAMILY DOG!!
http://www.celebritydietdoctor.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chelsea-clinton.jpg)

A most excellent post, Sir. o_Q
 alliespixie
12-09-2008, 11:42 PM
#9
and the scariest post
 Litofsky
12-10-2008, 3:37 PM
#10
You'll feed yourself to the Beast if you're not careful.
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 2:50 AM
#11
It is said that she digests her victims slowly over a thousand years...
 Sabretooth
12-15-2008, 2:57 AM
#12
Would that mean she poops fossils?
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 3:00 AM
#13
Possibly, but more interesting are the giant CGI tentacles and beak that appear when she feeds.
 Sabretooth
12-15-2008, 3:05 AM
#14
This should make some good porn.
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 3:08 AM
#15
The last person to watch that vid turned to stone, Sabre.
 Sabretooth
12-15-2008, 3:11 AM
#16
Stunning!
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 3:13 AM
#17
Quite the looker, certainly.

It must be the hair.
 Sabretooth
12-15-2008, 3:15 AM
#18
Cold-blooded and slimy, just the right sort.
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 3:20 AM
#19
So, you're into reptilian, are you?
 Sabretooth
12-15-2008, 3:22 AM
#20
It's better than furry at any rate.
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 3:28 AM
#21
So is dying of a surfeit of masochistic rapists.
 Sabretooth
12-15-2008, 3:30 AM
#22
Everything's better than furry!
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 3:35 AM
#23
This is true.

That sentence is false.
 Sabretooth
12-15-2008, 3:47 AM
#24
You are an AI construct.
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 3:50 AM
#25
You are a wab-priest of Ra.
 Sabretooth
12-15-2008, 3:55 AM
#26
No, I'm a web-priest of Ra. I'm his networking consultant lol get it web-priest networking consultant ha
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 4:00 AM
#27
Yes. Yes I did.

And I LAUGH AT YOUR PUNS.

Oh, wait... dammit. >:|
 Sabretooth
12-15-2008, 4:05 AM
#28
Well, you can't undo your faux-past ;D
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 4:08 AM
#29
...

Merykare had a little lamb,
It's chops were very tasty;
And everywhere that Merykare went,
He put up a bloody great sign telling everyone about the lamb.
 Sabretooth
12-15-2008, 4:12 AM
#30
Bears
 Samnmax221
12-15-2008, 4:39 PM
#31
Speaking of which did everyone else enjoy Who's Nailin' Paylin? as much as I did.
 Litofsky
12-15-2008, 4:53 PM
#32
Bears

Incorrect. Pandas.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
12-15-2008, 5:58 PM
#33
Speaking of which did everyone else enjoy Who's Nailin' Paylin? as much as I did.it was so-so the actress playing palin was kind of sloppy
 Litofsky
12-15-2008, 6:08 PM
#34
There is not enough BOWING.
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 11:20 PM
#35
Do not look into her eyes!
 Da_man
12-15-2008, 11:21 PM
#36
ACK, MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 11:27 PM
#37
You were warned...
 Da_man
12-15-2008, 11:45 PM
#38
i thoiught the googles would ptrotedct me.

And I typed that...


WITHOUT MY SIGHT.
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 11:55 PM
#39
Yes. So it is written in the Book of Tantalus.
 Da_man
12-15-2008, 11:56 PM
#40
PROTECT ME GOOGLES!
 Sabretooth
12-16-2008, 2:50 AM
#41
Well well well well well, my droogs.
http://carnalreason.org/images/france/droogs.jpg)
 Smon
12-16-2008, 2:18 PM
#42
Well played, clerks.
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