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Let us sing a merry song-like song

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 Samnmax221
12-13-2008, 11:03 PM
#51
But then it ceased. I killed RD, it screamed with glee.
 alliespixie
12-13-2008, 11:57 PM
#52
as we all watched it bleed
 CommanderQ
12-14-2008, 2:10 AM
#53
And we all knew that he was a weed!
 Sabretooth
12-14-2008, 8:37 AM
#54
Tonight I saw a red discharge from holes,
 Litofsky
12-14-2008, 9:47 AM
#55
Knowing that 'twas not from bowels
 Sabretooth
12-14-2008, 9:58 AM
#56
So I covered it up with towels
 CommanderQ
12-14-2008, 10:25 AM
#57
and stuffed it down my jowls!
 Litofsky
12-14-2008, 3:36 PM
#58
Upon which the Trumpet blared
 Darth InSidious
12-14-2008, 3:51 PM
#59
(Someone had blundered
 Litofsky
12-14-2008, 3:58 PM
#60
for no rhyme existed!)
 Darth InSidious
12-14-2008, 5:42 PM
#61
"NONSENSE!", he thundered
 Litofsky
12-14-2008, 5:45 PM
#62
Until he was quite strangely misted
 Darth InSidious
12-14-2008, 5:46 PM
#63
Flushed and decided, he assaults at once;
 Litofsky
12-14-2008, 5:48 PM
#64
The virulent malignance fades!
 Darth InSidious
12-14-2008, 5:49 PM
#65
His vanity requires no response,
 Litofsky
12-14-2008, 5:55 PM
#66
Unless he was a man of the Renaissance!
 zelda 41
12-14-2008, 6:54 PM
#67
Then the bear found an orange.




oh
haha
 Litofsky
12-14-2008, 7:25 PM
#68
Until someone destroyed said fruit
 Psychochaos3
12-14-2008, 8:06 PM
#69
And that someone played the lute.
 Litofsky
12-14-2008, 8:14 PM
#70
But then the branches sing a glorious tune
 Psychochaos3
12-14-2008, 8:34 PM
#71
And so the guy got some . . . runes. For magic and stuff.
 Samnmax221
12-14-2008, 8:43 PM
#72
and starved to death, out on the dunes.
 Litofsky
12-14-2008, 8:46 PM
#73
But wait: Stormtroopers o'er the horizon!
 CommanderQ
12-14-2008, 9:31 PM
#74
And suddenly! Dewbacks went on strike!
 Litofsky
12-14-2008, 9:39 PM
#75
Alas, the stars misaligned,
 CommanderQ
12-14-2008, 9:40 PM
#76
As sadly, the Death Star has been blown to pieces of a kind...
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 2:35 AM
#77
'Twas duty for milkmaids.
 Sabretooth
12-15-2008, 2:41 AM
#78
Get your syllables right, the Sabretooth cried
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 2:48 AM
#79
"Hexameter!", the second judge, he replied.
 Litofsky
12-15-2008, 4:55 PM
#80
"No!" the Dictator lied,
 CommanderQ
12-15-2008, 5:15 PM
#81
But then something flew through the air and the dictator was pied...
 Litofsky
12-15-2008, 6:08 PM
#82
Until a Great Dragon flew from the sky
 CommanderQ
12-15-2008, 6:41 PM
#83
And blew fire in the mayor's eye!
 Litofsky
12-15-2008, 6:43 PM
#84
Alas, this Dragon's hide was hung to dry, (but he quickly regrew new hide, for what is a dragon without his/her mighty scales, by which they are able to deflect arrows and swords alike!)
 CommanderQ
12-15-2008, 6:46 PM
#85
But our dear Dragon grew fat on Pie!
 Litofsky
12-15-2008, 6:54 PM
#86
"That's the second time pie has been used on this page as a rhyme," the Dragon exclaimed, "so you'd best not use it again or fry."
 CommanderQ
12-15-2008, 6:59 PM
#87
So the humble poet bowed and said "I shall not, and forever, I will not lie!"
 Darth InSidious
12-15-2008, 11:23 PM
#88
"Why? WHY? WHY?"
 CommanderQ
12-16-2008, 12:50 AM
#89
Because eventually the dragons will DIE DIE DIE!
 Psychochaos3
12-16-2008, 6:26 PM
#90
For doom is nigh!
 CommanderQ
12-16-2008, 6:31 PM
#91
So the Dragon flew far into the sky!
 Samnmax221
12-17-2008, 12:19 AM
#92
Because he liked anthro he hung the noose and said bye bye.
 alliespixie
12-17-2008, 12:30 AM
#93
then said dragon gave a sigh
 CommanderQ
12-17-2008, 12:43 AM
#94
The Dragon stepped next to the dark noose...
 Emperor Devon
12-17-2008, 6:59 PM
#95
if the world was just commanderq's neck would be in a noose
 CommanderQ
12-17-2008, 7:03 PM
#96
Because Emperor Devon married a moose
 Det. Bart Lasiter
12-17-2008, 9:27 PM
#97
this thread is so horrible
 CommanderQ
12-17-2008, 9:28 PM
#98
But some say it's terrible..
 Sabretooth
12-17-2008, 9:30 PM
#99
It got wrecked somewhere on Page Two.
 Litofsky
12-17-2008, 9:34 PM
#100
wait, this was meant to be serious?
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