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Heffalump Rollcall.

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 El Sitherino
09-14-2008, 11:30 PM
#1
Chairman Samuel Dravis will reside over tonights gathering. Here in our committee we will discuss the matters of Heffalump domination, as we do each night. In collaboration with Sir Brain and Squire Pink, we will soon find ourselves within a hair's grasp of domination over the planet Earth. As we are but few our reign will be held within lands whereover one of us shall begin rule. Sir Brain has already called order to possess The Northern America's with Squire Pinky. Leaving the many dominions up to us to divide amongst ourselves, calling Mainland Europe myself, whom shall be the next to decide their domain?
 tk102
09-15-2008, 12:51 AM
#2
I choose Iceland, because I want to just be left alone with my unlimited geothermal power while the rest of the world goes to hell.
 Samuel Dravis
09-15-2008, 12:52 AM
#3
As chairman of this illustrious gathering I think that I will take hawaii and also Socotra island and the real estate that the dr. pepper factory is currently occupying.
 Inyri
09-15-2008, 12:53 AM
#4
I call Australia, so I can whip those heathens into shape in true Inyri fashion. >=D
 Sabretooth
09-15-2008, 12:54 AM
#5
I have Japan. I have the panty vending machines. I win.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
09-15-2008, 12:55 AM
#6
callin america because it's the land of the free home of the brave http://www.lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=16&pictureid=1820)



I have Japan. I have the panty vending machines. I win.

they banned those
 Sabretooth
09-15-2008, 12:58 AM
#7
they banned those
I legalized it just now. Also legalized paedophilia and bestiality. Pedobear's exile has been called off, he's on his way.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
09-15-2008, 1:00 AM
#8
I legalized it just now. Also legalized paedophilia and bestiality. Pedobear's exile has been called off, he's on his way.

well now we know what you do on the weekends
 El Sitherino
09-15-2008, 1:12 AM
#9
I'm afraid Brain and Pinky have already called America, both US and Canada. Southern America's are available however.
 Sabretooth
09-15-2008, 1:18 AM
#10
 Det. Bart Lasiter
09-15-2008, 12:04 PM
#11
I'm afraid Brain and Pinky have already called America, both US and Canada. Southern America's are available however.

no i already called it like 12 years ago brah
 DarthAve
09-15-2008, 12:52 PM
#12
I CLAIM DJIBOUTI

:dozey:
 El Sitherino
09-15-2008, 2:58 PM
#13
Then it has been decided, upon non-succession of Sir Brain's world domination scheme we shall begin our uprise and take the lands that are rightfully ours. Gather the masses, inform the troops, tonight we rule.
THIS IS OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!
 Ray Jones
09-15-2008, 3:47 PM
#14
I WANT DISNEYLAND
 Litofsky
09-15-2008, 8:08 PM
#15
I, Litofsky, hereby and henceforth declare my dominance over the lands we know as "Europe." From this point forward, it shall be known as "The Neo-Socialist Republic of Unified Countries and Nations Combined Together for the Benefit of Humankind."
 EnderWiggin
09-15-2008, 8:20 PM
#16
I, Litofsky, hereby and henceforth declare my dominance over the lands we know as "Europe." From this point forward, it shall be known as "The Neo-Socialist Republic of Unified Countries and Nations Combined Together for the Benefit of Humankind."


Or, more succintly, the NSRUCNCTBH.

_EW_
 jrrtoken
09-15-2008, 8:45 PM
#17
We need a personality cult. Let's just plaster the real Samuel Davis' likeness on every building:

http://www.longwood.k12.ny.us/history/civil/davis.jpg)
 alliespixie
09-15-2008, 9:29 PM
#18
i call asia just to start a war with lito
 Inyri
09-15-2008, 9:32 PM
#19
Only I am allowed to lay claim to an entire continent.
 alliespixie
09-15-2008, 9:34 PM
#20
whatever no one was calling the asian countries and you know they go to feel bad about it
 Inyri
09-15-2008, 9:50 PM
#21
No one called Haiti yet. How do you think they feel?
 tk102
09-15-2008, 9:53 PM
#22
I call Australia, so I can whip those heathens into shape in true Inyri fashion. >=D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRWowww2lEI)
 alliespixie
09-15-2008, 10:03 PM
#23
No one called Haiti yet. How do you think they feel?

pretty crappy
 El Sitherino
09-16-2008, 12:43 AM
#24
Only I am allowed to lay claim to an entire continent.

Bitch I called Europe, pay attention. :P
 Inyri
09-16-2008, 12:45 AM
#25
Europe is too small to be considered a real continent.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
09-16-2008, 12:46 AM
#26
pretty crappylol cuz haiti is a ****hole
 tk102
09-16-2008, 1:15 AM
#27
Europe is too small to be considered a real continent.

Said Australia. <_<
 El Sitherino
09-16-2008, 1:24 AM
#28
Europe is too small to be considered a real continent.

I get to smoke pot. I win
 Inyri
09-16-2008, 2:18 AM
#29
Well of course you win.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
09-16-2008, 10:14 AM
#30
I get to smoke pot. I winso can i man aint no law that can hold me back brah
 Smon
09-16-2008, 10:26 AM
#31
I WANNA BE STALIN! GIMME RUSSIA.

called it
 Litofsky
09-16-2008, 3:44 PM
#32
Bitch I called Europe, pay attention. :P

I called Europe. Sithy. Sithy. Sithy.
 Inyri
09-16-2008, 3:55 PM
#33
Siffeh called Europe in Post #1, so I believe you fail on this one.
 Litofsky
09-16-2008, 4:12 PM
#34
Siffeh called Europe in Post #1, so I believe you fail on this one.

Incorrect. He called Mainland Europe- not Europe. Also, Post 15> Post 1.
 Inyri
09-16-2008, 4:30 PM
#35
So... you get like... England.
 Ray Jones
09-16-2008, 5:00 PM
#36
NO FRANCE BWAHAHA

"oui oui monsieur litosfysk cirque de soleil is not gay its going through a phase"
 Inyri
09-16-2008, 5:00 PM
#37
Ray, I hate to burst your bubble, but France is not an island.......... yet. :dev8:
 Litofsky
09-16-2008, 5:23 PM
#38
Ray, I hate to burst your bubble, but France is not an island.......... yet. :dev8:

*enters detonation codes* Now it is.
 El Sitherino
09-16-2008, 6:07 PM
#39
Ray, I hate to burst your bubble, but France is not an island.......... yet. :dev8:

Stop divulging my plans for an international bong.
 alliespixie
09-16-2008, 7:46 PM
#40
hmmm now i want some asian food...
 Litofsky
09-16-2008, 7:52 PM
#41
hmmm now i want some asian food...

No. You get Christmas Island. Where Christmas never comes.
 alliespixie
09-16-2008, 10:23 PM
#42
No. You get Christmas Island. Where Christmas never comes.

hell no i get asia i called it and you are just mad b/c there is a disneyworld somewhere in there
 Darth InSidious
09-17-2008, 12:11 AM
#43
I claim Egypt.

Also, cigarettes, and whiskey, and wild, wild women.

I also hereby change my name to Horus Mighty Bull, Arising in Thebes, He of the Two Ladies, Enduring in kingship like Re in heaven, Horus of Gold Powerful of strength, Sacred of appearance, He of the Sedge and the Bee, Enduring of form is Re, Son of Ra, Thutmose, beautiful of forms.

Please re-address all post to me to:

Horus Mighty Bull, Arising in Thebes, He of the Two Ladies, Enduring in kingship like Re in heaven, Horus of Gold Powerful of strength, Sacred of appearance, He of the Sedge and the Bee, Enduring of form is Re, Son of Ra, Thutmose, beautiful of forms,
Per-Aa,
Nekhen,
Kemet

That is all.
 Litofsky
09-17-2008, 3:45 PM
#44
Darth Insidious
Horus Mighty Bull, Arising in Thebes, He of the Two Ladies, Enduring in kingship like Re in heaven, Horus of Gold Powerful of strength, Sacred of appearance, He of the Sedge and the Bee, Enduring of form is Re, Son of Ra, Thutmose, beautiful of forms,
Per-Aa,
Nekhen,
Kemet,

How are you today?
 Darth InSidious
09-17-2008, 7:35 PM
#45
I am like a mighty bull arising in Thebes.
 Litofsky
09-17-2008, 7:42 PM
#46
I am like a mighty bull arising in Thebes.

Actually, you're arising in Memphis.

...wait, which era of Egyptian history are you from?
 Darth InSidious
09-17-2008, 8:10 PM
#47
I am eternal.
 Litofsky
09-17-2008, 8:12 PM
#48
I am eternal.

So... Old Kingdom?

Horus Mighty Bull, Arising in Thebes, He of the Two Ladies, Enduring in kingship like Re in heaven, Horus of Gold Powerful of strength, Sacred of appearance, He of the Sedge and the Bee, Enduring of form is Re, Son of Ra, Thutmose, beautiful of forms,
Per-Aa,
Nekhen,
Kemet,

I had chicken for dinner.
 Sabretooth
09-17-2008, 11:21 PM
#49
I here you have vast reserves of incest and sex slaves in Egypt. I seek trade with your glorious kinky Empire.

Horus Mighty Bull, Arising in Thebes, He of the Two Ladies, Enduring in kingship like Re in heaven, Horus of Gold Powerful of strength, Sacred of appearance, He of the Sedge and the Bee, Enduring of form is Re, Son of Ra, Thutmose, beautiful of forms,
Per-Aa,
Nekhen,
Kemet,

I bring peace in an alliance of freedom, justice, trade and kinky sex. You can have some of our panty vending machines.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
09-17-2008, 11:24 PM
#50
So... Old Kingdom?

Horus Mighty Bull, Arising in Thebes, He of the Two Ladies, Enduring in kingship like Re in heaven, Horus of Gold Powerful of strength, Sacred of appearance, He of the Sedge and the Bee, Enduring of form is Re, Son of Ra, Thutmose, beautiful of forms,
Per-Aa,
Nekhen,
Kemet,

I had chicken for dinner.*is di*
*has a phd in egyptology*
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