Chairman Samuel Dravis will reside over tonights gathering. Here in our committee we will discuss the matters of Heffalump domination, as we do each night. In collaboration with Sir Brain and Squire Pink, we will soon find ourselves within a hair's grasp of domination over the planet Earth. As we are but few our reign will be held within lands whereover one of us shall begin rule. Sir Brain has already called order to possess The Northern America's with Squire Pinky. Leaving the many dominions up to us to divide amongst ourselves, calling Mainland Europe myself, whom shall be the next to decide their domain?
I choose Iceland, because I want to just be left alone with my unlimited geothermal power while the rest of the world goes to hell.
As chairman of this illustrious gathering I think that I will take hawaii and also Socotra island and the real estate that the dr. pepper factory is currently occupying.
I call Australia, so I can whip those heathens into shape in true Inyri fashion. >=D
I have Japan. I have the panty vending machines. I win.
callin america because it's the land of the free home of the brave
http://www.lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=16&pictureid=1820)
I have Japan. I have the panty vending machines. I win.
they banned those
they banned those
I legalized it just now. Also legalized paedophilia and bestiality. Pedobear's exile has been called off, he's on his way.
I legalized it just now. Also legalized paedophilia and bestiality. Pedobear's exile has been called off, he's on his way.
well now we know what you do on the weekends
I'm afraid Brain and Pinky have already called America, both US and Canada. Southern America's are available however.
I'm afraid Brain and Pinky have already called America, both US and Canada. Southern America's are available however.
no i already called it like 12 years ago brah
Then it has been decided, upon non-succession of Sir Brain's world domination scheme we shall begin our uprise and take the lands that are rightfully ours. Gather the masses, inform the troops, tonight we rule.
THIS IS OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!
I, Litofsky, hereby and henceforth declare my dominance over the lands we know as "Europe." From this point forward, it shall be known as "The Neo-Socialist Republic of Unified Countries and Nations Combined Together for the Benefit of Humankind."
I, Litofsky, hereby and henceforth declare my dominance over the lands we know as "Europe." From this point forward, it shall be known as "The Neo-Socialist Republic of Unified Countries and Nations Combined Together for the Benefit of Humankind."
Or, more succintly, the NSRUCNCTBH.
_EW_
We need a personality cult. Let's just plaster the real Samuel Davis' likeness on every building:
http://www.longwood.k12.ny.us/history/civil/davis.jpg)
i call asia just to start a war with lito
Only I am allowed to lay claim to an entire continent.
whatever no one was calling the asian countries and you know they go to feel bad about it
No one called Haiti yet. How do you think they feel?
I call Australia, so I can whip those heathens into shape in true Inyri fashion. >=D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRWowww2lEI)
No one called Haiti yet. How do you think they feel?
pretty crappy
Only I am allowed to lay claim to an entire continent.
Bitch I called Europe, pay attention. :P
Europe is too small to be considered a real continent.
pretty crappylol cuz haiti is a ****hole
Europe is too small to be considered a real continent.
Said Australia. <_<
Europe is too small to be considered a real continent.
I get to smoke pot. I win
I get to smoke pot. I winso can i man aint no law that can hold me back brah
I WANNA BE STALIN! GIMME RUSSIA.
called it
Bitch I called Europe, pay attention. :P
I called Europe. Sithy. Sithy. Sithy.
Siffeh called Europe in Post #1, so I believe you fail on this one.
Siffeh called Europe in Post #1, so I believe you fail on this one.
Incorrect. He called Mainland Europe- not Europe. Also, Post 15> Post 1.
So... you get like... England.
NO FRANCE BWAHAHA
"oui oui monsieur litosfysk cirque de soleil is not gay its going through a phase"
Ray, I hate to burst your bubble, but France is not an island.......... yet. :dev8:
Ray, I hate to burst your bubble, but France is not an island.......... yet. :dev8:
*enters detonation codes* Now it is.
Ray, I hate to burst your bubble, but France is not an island.......... yet. :dev8:
Stop divulging my plans for an international bong.
hmmm now i want some asian food...
hmmm now i want some asian food...
No. You get Christmas Island. Where Christmas never comes.
No. You get Christmas Island. Where Christmas never comes.
hell no i get asia i called it and you are just mad b/c there is a disneyworld somewhere in there
I claim Egypt.
Also, cigarettes, and whiskey, and wild, wild women.
I also hereby change my name to Horus Mighty Bull, Arising in Thebes, He of the Two Ladies, Enduring in kingship like Re in heaven, Horus of Gold Powerful of strength, Sacred of appearance, He of the Sedge and the Bee, Enduring of form is Re, Son of Ra, Thutmose, beautiful of forms.
Please re-address all post to me to:
Horus Mighty Bull, Arising in Thebes, He of the Two Ladies, Enduring in kingship like Re in heaven, Horus of Gold Powerful of strength, Sacred of appearance, He of the Sedge and the Bee, Enduring of form is Re, Son of Ra, Thutmose, beautiful of forms,
Per-Aa,
Nekhen,
Kemet
That is all.
Darth Insidious
Horus Mighty Bull, Arising in Thebes, He of the Two Ladies, Enduring in kingship like Re in heaven, Horus of Gold Powerful of strength, Sacred of appearance, He of the Sedge and the Bee, Enduring of form is Re, Son of Ra, Thutmose, beautiful of forms,
Per-Aa,
Nekhen,
Kemet,
How are you today?
I am like a mighty bull arising in Thebes.
I am like a mighty bull arising in Thebes.
Actually, you're arising in Memphis.
...wait, which era of Egyptian history are you from?
I am eternal.
So... Old Kingdom?
Horus Mighty Bull, Arising in Thebes, He of the Two Ladies, Enduring in kingship like Re in heaven, Horus of Gold Powerful of strength, Sacred of appearance, He of the Sedge and the Bee, Enduring of form is Re, Son of Ra, Thutmose, beautiful of forms,
Per-Aa,
Nekhen,
Kemet,
I had chicken for dinner.
I here you have vast reserves of incest and sex slaves in Egypt. I seek trade with your glorious kinky Empire.
Horus Mighty Bull, Arising in Thebes, He of the Two Ladies, Enduring in kingship like Re in heaven, Horus of Gold Powerful of strength, Sacred of appearance, He of the Sedge and the Bee, Enduring of form is Re, Son of Ra, Thutmose, beautiful of forms,
Per-Aa,
Nekhen,
Kemet,
I bring peace in an alliance of freedom, justice, trade and kinky sex. You can have some of our panty vending machines.
So... Old Kingdom?
Horus Mighty Bull, Arising in Thebes, He of the Two Ladies, Enduring in kingship like Re in heaven, Horus of Gold Powerful of strength, Sacred of appearance, He of the Sedge and the Bee, Enduring of form is Re, Son of Ra, Thutmose, beautiful of forms,
Per-Aa,
Nekhen,
Kemet,
I had chicken for dinner.*is di*
*has a phd in egyptology*