Duct tape! Gotta love it, don'tcha?
in this thread, we're going to list the 1,000,001 uses for duct tape. try to only post 1 use per post as well as only post the use, and nothing else that would be called "extraneous". do them in order and number them
LEARN HOW (
http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=110258).
#89
Tired of "This message is hidden because Davinq is on your ignore list"?
Duct tape it off your screen nao.
#90
Make yourself a duct tape Guitar Hero controller with microwave parts.
#91
don't like someone? suffocate them in a duct tape tomb!
#92
Fatally wounded a friend? Apply duct tape and save a life!
#93
Tape your cats legs together.
of the 1,000,001 uses none I can remember of will hurt animals only those who try :carms:
#93 got a tattoo while you were drunk and no likey?
Duct tape will help it.
#94
Down ****'s creek without a paddle? Construct one out of duct tape!
#95
duct tape can be used as a contraceptive in lieu of a condom. or in lieu of a diaphragm, either way
or better yet it's a cheap alternative to the patch
#96
Apropos patch.
When applied over the internet socket, duct tape will make Windows secure once for all.
#97: Friend rip your headphone wire? Duct tape makes the music come back to life!
(True story!)
_EW_
#98: [duct tape] can be used to cover up your preemie tittays when you're posing topless in front of a lesbian photographer for vanity fair magazine
#99
Rip a priceless portrait? Duct tape to the rescue!
#95
duct tape can be used as a contraceptive in lieu of a condom. or in lieu of a diaphragm, either way
or better yet it's a cheap alternative to the patch
That only works if you're taping the girl's legs shut.
Here's a use for duct tape. (
http://lifehacker.com/software/macgyver/macgyver-tip-got-blisters-use-duct-tape-126183.php)
That only works if you're taping the girl's legs shut.
Here's a use for duct tape. (
http://lifehacker.com/software/macgyver/macgyver-tip-got-blisters-use-duct-tape-126183.php)
:rofl:
And that's #100 and #101, by the way.
_EW_
ooo cheez ;_____________;
#102 Cockring!
Is this the fate of RD? To be a sort of old show, new style network for everyone? I for one cannot stand TV Land, can you?
103: Use a marker to put 140.15 on it and tape it to your back, then legally change your name to C.D. Case.
104: In the middle of a Covert operation, someone snaps your gun in half. No worries, Duct tape it back together.
104: In the middle of a Covert operation, someone snaps your gun in half. No worries, Duct tape it back together.
#105:
Someone annoying on the forums? No big deal.
Duct tape their fingers together and you'll only see "iunmrast1ropidf kjfmf." :D
_EW_
#106
Don't want to see "iunmrast1ropidf kjfmf"? Create a duct tape cocoon around the person!
104: In the middle of a Covert operation, someone snaps your gun in half. No worries, Duct tape it back together.hello my name is jmac from the iifps and i'm here to inform you that you have made a horrible post
hello my name is jmac from the iifps and i'm here to inform you that you have made a horrible post
:lol:
IIFPS?
_EW_
if you were supposed to know you'd know :carms:
OH MY GOD IIFPS
EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE THREAD QUICK OH MY GOD HURRY
and all that because of horribel post
friends dont let friends be unfunny and post on the internet
Atucally, I think about hijacking the topic.
rayston i dont think you can hijack your own topic do you want me to hijack it for you
if you were supposed to know you'd know :carms:
:(
I'll just go sit in the corner then :xp:
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what language is that jmac id guess something azn but i guess id guess that for any written stuff looking like azn
friends dont let friends be unfunny and post on the internet
the irony level in this thread just increased.
the irony level in this thread just increased.
Are you implying that jaymack is not funny?
You shall perish for this insult.
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what language is that jmac id guess something azn but i guess id guess that for any written stuff looking like aznkorean
how many azn languages do you speak jmo
just jap-o i'm thinking of learning chinese because there's like a billion of them though
Yes Jmac, learn their language to curry favor before they conquer the world.
then one day you can rule the world with a microphone
Well he does have that power where he can make people do whatever he says as long as he looks them in the eye.
Well he does have that power where he can make people do whatever he says as long as he looks them in the eye.
but what happens if they are blind?
It doesn't work. Jmac and I have been over this in great detail. If they're blind though, they're easy enough to conquer anyway.
okay but what happens if you get ahold of someone omg stupid