cigs porn and lotto tickies for everyone kthx
just a sidenote its a bit sad that ive been here since i was 12...and for some reason i still hang around. and my post count is pitiful really
oh wow...that is impressive that you stayed here for so long but i have to agree that your post count is low *looks at my post count and sighs*
happy birfday. mine's comin up, oh joy.
cigs porn and lotto tickies for everyone kthx
yay porns!
BON ANNIVERSAIRE DAS MOLE!
lol so how many unbirthdays do we have then?
Dude, how could you not buy a sword on your birthday? I thought we were cooler than that Das.
that depends. by sword do you mean dildo
well if that is what you are talking about then what size is it and does it come with attachments
does it have wifi connectivity?
can it talk to you in like 35 different languages?
WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING FAKE DICKS?
why not?
...touche.
We could always be discussing real ones...
that works too, so what kind of penises do you like ave?
*I* have a real one. Oh yesh.
hmm interesting... and how is it?
that works too, so what kind of penises do you like ave?
I don't really have a preference... I mean I've never been in contact with one...
This thread is the thread that if my mom or dad ever came across, I would be banned from the internet forever.
I don't really have a preference... I mean I've never been in contact with one...
This thread is the thread that if my mom or dad ever came across, I would be banned from the internet forever.
same here
hmm interesting... and how is it?tasty and hueg
Ray, how do you know its tasty without sampling it yourself??
Ewww.....
I like to be rubbed with my manerly foam all over too :3~~~
This is just getting disgusting. Please don't make me close this for grossness.
Raymond, maybe if you wern't so Rated X we'd be on the same page...
avery if i remember correctly you brought up the subject
It was Das who started not only the thread, but the discussion of dicks, albiet fake ones.
So put that in your juice box and suck it!
...touche.
We could always be discussing real ones...o hay look at that
also avery your signature is hueg
I'm just trying to divert the conversation.
and my signature could always be, and has been, bigger. Hell, turtlefreak's signature is EFFING HUGE.
You know what else are huge?
Elephants.
And their pen0rz. C WUT I DID THAR?
I like to be rubbed with my manerly foam all over too :3~~~
the correct smiley would be
B====D~~ O^=
just fyi
also its a fist-shaped dildo if you must know. not as much of a sword as it is a mace. kinda
..okay..now i know there is a group of people that are just as perverted as i am
I've just discovered the best thread EVER.
:D
Welcome to Razputin's Domain, Marius! Where this kind of crap is common...
I've just discovered the best thread EVER.
:Dyeah get out before you ruin it
Jmac, don't be cruel... What's another person gonna do? Especially one who apparently is a Queen fan.
Happy birthday, Das Mole!
This thread is the thread that if my mom or dad ever came across, I would be banned from the internet forever.
I don't think my parents would have the know-how to even get here, let alone any power to ban me from the internet. It's great buying your own connection!
Jmac, don't be cruel... What's another person gonna do? Especially one who apparently is a Queen fan.my islamic name is cruel al-bin salam
okay i am officially(sp?) either brain-dead or lost
my islamic name is cruel al-bin salam
theres a store about ten minutes down from my house called 'al-wahid halal meat', i think i must've seen you there at some point.
as a matter of fact, i myself am a meat vendor as well...i mean, if you count aborted fetuses as meat
when i first read the meat vendor part i was like yeah i bet you vend meat but then i saw the rest and i was kinda disappointed.
my islamic name is cruel al-bin salam
Дh, Gesundheit!
okay now this has gone a little freaky...and i like it
You ever see a lightsaber vibrator? Those are neat in the killing my childhood kinda way...the best way.
oh wow itchy...is that what "ruined" yours?
You ever see a lightsaber vibrator? Those are neat in the killing my childhood kinda way...the best way.
And what exactly did this lightsaber vibrator do to you itchy? I mean where did it go?