I had the weirdest dream about you last night. Somehow we met irl and we were driving around somewhere and you were like "hey i'm hungry" so we went to panda express and got these azn cheeseburgers but then you got yours and you were like "i don't want it anymore" and then I was like dammit j, so I dropped you off in this ghetto neighborhood and you got raped by these black guys.
So... that was a dream right?
Omar here.
That wasn't a dream, and we'll be having dinner together on Friday.
what the hell is panda express
actually i just ate there on monday, it was awesome.
Panda Express is Americanized Chinese fast food. Pretty low quality, but sometimes it's edible.
^ yeah, i hate that stuff.
Panda Express sucks. There's this place in my mall with the 2nd greatest terryaki chicken ever.
1st best is in the Columbus Hyatt-Regency's chinese place in the food court.
Today is the dining facility I accidentally said something about a black guy jumping out of the bushes and stealing my money. I'd unfortunately forgotten that this is Mississippi and 75% of the contractors working there are of said race. It was awkward.
Was there curbstomping afterwards? Because if there's anything American History X taught us, that is *not* the answer to defusing racial tension.
Panda Express sucks. There's this place in my mall with the 2nd greatest terryaki chicken ever.
oh is it that sakkio or sarku japan whatever place. me likey
i always get double meat...
IYKWIM. AITYD.
Yeah, that's what it's called.
The best thing is they ALWAYS have the sample guy standing out in front, so I make it a point to walk by and occasionly take more than one when he's not looking.
You should try pushing him down and stealing his entire tray of food. The adrenaline rush would make the food just that much better.
Was there curbstomping afterwards? Because if there's anything American History X taught us, that is *not* the answer to defusing racial tension.
Strangely not. I've avoided that line for a few days now. Of course going through the line that has the morbidly depressed contractor feels almost worse somehow.