So, the other day my friend and I were comparing cock size over AIM, and we got into a little argument over, when representing a cock, weather to use a 3 or an 8. I'll demonstrate:

3=================D

or

8=================D

Now, I use the 3, but my friend prefers the 8. I assured him that he was wrong, but he just wouldn't see reason. So, what do you guys think?

Depends whether from above or below, y'know.

8 is definitely the convention I've seen on the web. Every time someone discusses cocks on IRC for example, it's usually an 8. I also automatically use an 8. :heart:

i agree with ray i mean i've used both myself

thrik can you add a 'both' option?

That would be 11 then. X)

I obviously don't spend enough time discussing cocks.

That can be only because you obviously don't have to worry about size. ;

uhh why the **** wouldnt you want to talk about cocks?

I obviously don't spend enough time discussing cocks.
Yeah.

i've always used the 8. never seen 3 used but i know some people go with B which i think is super-retarded

i've always used the 8. never seen 3 used but i know some people go with B which i think is super-retardedyeah B is for fags

Maybe they put their testicles on something, like a stoop.

Scrotum-stoop.

I will not participate, because I have yet to see a penis or testacles.

well, there's nothing stopping you. just grab a pair and take a look.

I'll have to eventually this year. I have to take home a robot baby sometime(Even though I dispise kids, never intend on having them, and am certainly going to get my tubes tied as soon as I'm old enough), and they'll have to show us how babies are made.

Never mind I just google imaged it. It's odd that the same day I learned about Rasputin in Social Studies is the same day I see his penis in a jar. I'm gonna have to go with 8.

you could use a colon too if you want

:=D

^ gary coleman, or it could also be jodie foster

I have not ever had the occasion to use these particular symbols so I am just posting here to explain why I will not be offering my opinion on the matter.

uhh why the **** wouldnt you want to talk about cocks?

Because some of us have important things to think about like baseball, football, and Orlando Bloom. ;P

Pick whatever floats your boat--3, 8, 33,88, 4000, it all works for me. You probably don't want to pick 0, however. That'd be weird.

I will not participate, because I have yet to see a penis or testacles.
Having seen lots of them in the course of work and my beloved, I have to say it's not that big of a deal. Some are a little bigger, some a little smaller, they work pretty much the same way, they fascinate men no end, and they tend to serve as the first brain of the owner. :xp:

Having seen lots of them in the course of work and my beloved, I have to say it's not that big of a deal. Some are a little bigger, some a little smaller, they work pretty much the same way, they fascinate men no end, and they tend to serve as the first brain of the owner. :xp:
I always want to challenge mine to a duel, but I'm worried about winning...

I prefer to make mine with 46 and 2.

46+2================D

Should I see a doctor?