^White
 >White is better...
 V Death by chocolate or Vanilla
  
 
  
  
    ^ Chocolate
 > Do I really need to explain?
 v Football or Futbol (aka soccer)?
  
 
  
  
    ^ Football
 > Just because...
 v Death by Rancor or Gizka?
  
 
  
  
    Rancor
 ^
 > Too humiliating otherwise.
 v
 Space or land?
  
 
  
  
    ^ Space.
 > I've spent too much time on land already.
 v Submarines or ships?
  
 
  
  
    ^ Ships
 > Ships are awesome because they're visible...and those massive guns are amazing...
 v Army or Navy?
  
 
  
  
    ^Army
 
 >I dunno....
 
 vStargate or Battlestar Galactica?
  
 
  
  
    ^Battlestar Galactica
 
 >Sounds nicer.
 
 vHands or Pincers?
  
 
  
  
    Hands
 ^
 > I like to scratch myself without spilling blood, you know.
 v
 Devil (Bat) or angel (Feathered) wings?
  
 
  
  
    ^ Angel wings
 > Because the devil/bat wings are so eeeeeviiiiillll.
 v Galaxy or Intrepid class?
  
 
  
  
    Galaxy
 ^
 > If we're talking about Star Trek here...
 v
 Numbers or letters?
  
 
  
  
    ^ Letters
 > Romans proved that they can substitute numbers
 v Romans or Egyptians?
  
 
  
  
    Romans.
 ^
 > The founders of Western civilization, heralds of Christianity, Scourge of the barbarians, yadda, yadda, yadda...
 v
 Hugs or kisses?
  
 
  
  
    ^ Kisses...
 > Who wants just a hug when you can share some saliva?!
 v Microsoft or Apple?
  
 
  
  
    ^ Apple
 > Taste great
 v Monitors or Projectors?
  
 
  
  
    Projectors!
 ^
 > Unrestricted image generation is the future, ma-aaan!
 v
 Beauty or intellect?
  
 
  
  
    ^ Intellect
 > Just annoys me when I meet some hot girl who has no brains whatsoever...
 v Computers or Women?
  
 
  
  
    ^Depends.
 >Computers (like pets, I s'pose) don't make your life as much of a seesaw, but it'd be more lonely if you substituted the one for the other.
 v fast or slow?
  
 
  
  
    ^Fast
 > What? I like to pull G's
 v Revan or Thrawn
  
 
  
  
    ^Thrawn
 >Didn't need the force as a crutch 
 v mom or pop?
  
 
  
  
    ^ pop
 > my Dad owns my mom in everything, cooking, cleaning, being fun... etc,etc
 v Teal'c or Ronan (Stargate SG1/Atlantis)
  
 
  
  
    ^Teal'c
 >anyone tricked into "the vagina monologues" has my sympathies
 v rich'n ugly or poor'n handsome?
  
 
  
  
    ^ Rich'n ugly
 > You can still get a makeover and be handsome, or hell - you don't even need that.
 v Black Metal or Death Metal?
  
 
  
  
    ^neither
 >heavy metal ftw.
 v love or lust?
  
 
  
  
    Lust
 ^
 > Love ends...
 v
 North or South?
  
 
  
  
    ^ north
 > cause north owns south
 v Qui-Gon Jinn, Jolee Bindo, Mace Windu, Or Yoda?
  
 
  
  
    ^Yoda
 >muppets rule
 v moderators or administrators?
  
 
  
  
    ^ mods
 < cause the administrators never hang out with the forum mebers but the mods do
 v abortion or life
  
 
  
  
    Life
 ^
 > Put that way, the other option is way too creepy.
 v
 Noise or silence?
  
 
  
  
    ^ Noise
 > Silence is creepy
 v Bones or muscles?
  
 
  
  
    ^bones
 >need something to attach the muscles to.
 v cookies or cake?
  
 
  
  
    ^ Cookies
 > The Cake is a lie
 v Monkey Island or Grim Fandango?
  
 
  
  
    ^Don't know
 >never played either
 v ruthlessness or mercy?
  
 
  
  
    ^ ruthless
 > everyone loves the bad guy
 v Batman or Superman?
 
 
 @Sabretooth...I am actually gonna answer that, and definitely Grim Fandango b/c it's just so much more satisfying...
  
 
  
  
    ^ Batman
 > He's kickass
 v Winamp or Windows Media Player?
  
 
  
  
    ^WMP
 >Don't use Winamp
 v political corruption or police corruption?
  
 
  
  
    Police corruption.
 ^
 > Can't hurt you as much as the other.
 v
 Clear day or rainy?
  
 
  
  
    ^Depends
 >Clear day if I have to do something, otherwise don't care.
 v Beatles or the Stones?
  
 
  
  
    ^ Beatles
 > They're awesome
 v No legs or no hands?
  
 
  
  
    ^ both
 > I may have to retrieve it and the lack of both would make the task that much easier.
 v 2001 or 2010?
  
 
  
  
    ^ 2010
 > Duke Nukem Forever still not released
 v Anime or Hentai?
  
 
  
  
    ^anime
 >hentai just too perverted or focused on abnormalities
 v undersea or outer space?
  
 
  
  
    ^ Outer space
 > It's emptier, and thus induces a feeling of safety in me
 v Hallucination or me?
  
 
  
  
    ^Hal
 >you should have made it a Hobson's choice, bro.
 v death or dishonor?
  
 
  
  
    ^Death
 
 >Dishonor can last far beyond death...
 
 vStar Trek or Stargate? (have I done something like this before?)
  
 
  
  
    ^Star Trek
 >Has been around longer (despite what they've done to it).
 vBugs Bunny or Marvin the Martian?
  
 
  
  
    Marvin
 ^
 > His (?) voice is so funny.
 v
 Mustang or Ferrari?
  
 
  
  
    ^Ferrari
 >more ostentatious chick magnet
 v Al Bundy or Homer Simpson?
  
 
  
  
    ^ Homer Simpson
 > uhh...al bundy's show isn't good...compare that to one of the greatest ever...
 v Books or eBooks (any kind of computer format)
  
 
  
  
    ^ebooks
 <Normal books are a waste of money, paper, and ink, whereas books readable on the internet are cheap and eco-friendly.
 v fighter or bomber (As in spaceship fighter and bomber craft)