Speaking from the perspective of an (literally) ignorant American:
What, exactly, do each of the parties in British politics represent ideologically? Could someone please enlighten me?
By the way, I have read Winston Churchill's memoirs, all six or so volumes of them, and I thought it was well worth it.
Eh... politics over the past decade has been a race to see who can cross-dress the best; a race for the centre ground which is partially driven by a handful of "swing seats" which wouldn't really matter if we replaced this ageing first-past-the-post system with proportional representation.
But I can tell you what the parties are traditionally before taking a stab at what the parties are about now.
Labour: Developed out of the Fabian Society (middle class group of intellectuals) it's traditionally been the party of the workers and was eventually taken over by the socialists a couple of decades after its foundation. It was the first openly left-wing party in Britain, in support of the redistribution of wealth (through benefits and high taxation of richer members of society), worker's rights, human rights, welfare state and state-funded education and healthcare.
They gave us:
The National Health Service (NHS) - though it was, admittedly, a Liberal party idea.
Nationalisation of most major industries (coal, transport etc.) - basically any company that now has the prefix "British" was once state-owned
Cradle-to-grave welfare state - again, a Liberal idea (have a refreshing Beveridge (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Beveridge))
The liberal reforms of the 1960s (abolition of death sentence, ending of theatre censorship, legalisation of homosexuality and abortion, the amendment of divorce laws, and various laws thought up in an attempt to end race and gender discrimination.
The party fell victim to its more militant side during the 1970s causing the split down the middle and the formation of the Social Democratic Party (SDP), which later went on to merge with the floundering Liberal Party to form the Liberal Democrats (or Lib Dems).
Conservatives: Also known as the Tories by many, they're the oldest political party in Britain. They're a party for the (lower) middle classes, traditionally associated with tax cuts and greater emphasis on the ethos of "you can spend your money better than the government can". They're usually associated with the right-wing (and, so far as Britain is concerned, traditionalist) side of the spectrum. Although they took us into the European Economic Community, the Tories are generally anti-Europe.
They gave us:
Neo-liberal economic reform
"Selling the family silver" by selling off nationalised industry to private investors. It arguably had to be done because Labour had allowed the industries to become inefficient and generally bad for the country. Whether or not it would have been needed if Labour hadn't allowed the nationalised industries to get out of hand is debatable - I'm of the mind that Maragret Thatcher would have been a footnote in history if Labour had known how to manage their businesses.
Lower taxes
Modern Britain - we are all children of Thatcher in the UK, whether we accept or deny it, her government were the architects of what we have now.
The Tories have had the most number of terms in power - other parties are like islands in the sea of conservatism.
Liberal Democrats: Formed out of the Liberal and Social Democratic parties, it's never been in power. This has always been, and will likely remain so, the party of the true centre. Placing the party in left or right terms will always fail. The party is on the liberal end of the authoritarian-libertarian scale. In recent years, the Lib Dems have found themselves as the party of the left but that's only when one compares them to the Labour and Conservative parties.
TODAY!
New Labour: It defines itself as a "democratic socialist" party these days but, to be honest, its policies are much further right of the centrist Lib Dems and really rather resemble Thatcherism (neo-liberalism) with the hard edges knocked off with excessive use of buzzwords like "reform" "radical" "unfair" and "better". Nu Labour is something of a paradox. On the one hand you have liberal-progressive policies like the minimum wage, civil partnerships (the right of gay men/women to get the legal status of a married couple) and so on but we also have the terrorism laws and an absurd relationship with the Republican party (which really rather represents everything that the traditional Labour party hated).
Everyone expected a comfortable shift to the centre-left when Gordon Brown was coronated as leader and Prime Minister and Mr. Blair did his tearful farewell tour of the world. But no, Labour continues to be a great beast of the centre-ground - that is, the centre-right - and all the change in leader meant was slight shift in rhetoric from "education" to "social housing".
Conservatives: The Tories perhaps haven't betrayed their heritage so much as Blair did with Labour (you'll note that David Cameron - the party leader - no longer refers to himself as a liberal conservative...) but they're still cross dressing as fast as they can. They recently offered a bunch of tax-cuts which makes me think that the transformation of the party into New Tory still isn't quite complete.
Liberal Democrats: The poor Liberal Democrats - occupying the true centre of politics - have found themselves, recently, as being something of a think-tank for the other parties (they have their policies stolen and redressed by the others) and have been absolutely hammered in the polls. If the Lib Dems can define themselves as the new party of the left, I actually feel that there'd be a breath of fresh air in politics and I honestly think it would win them voters from New Labour - it did at the last election.
There's obviously more to it but I've been typing for I don't know how long now and I think my fingers are beginning to bleed.
Then:
Left ------------> Right
Labour, Lib Dems, Tories
Now:
Left ------------> Right
Lib Dems, Labour, Tories
But left and right are defunct in British politics now because the furthest left are the Lib Dems... and they're the party of the centre. Politics today is a game of which party you dislike the least rather than which one you agree with. Sad, isn't it?