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I SUCK AT SNEAKING

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 Smon
08-09-2007, 2:57 AM
#1
I bought Metal Gear Solid:The Twin Snakes yesterday.

Took me a goddamned hour and a half to get through the first room.

GODDAMMIT.

Felt like venting.

For the lulz:

I work at an ice cream place, someone wearing a MGS shirt came in and ordered a shake. I handed it to him, looked at him and said "Shake? SHAKE?! SHAAAAAAAKE!!!" Like when you die.

...I die a lot.

DAMMIT.
 KingCheez
08-09-2007, 3:18 AM
#2
I would always run'n'gun just to get to the rest of the story really if you have enough ammo and can find one reliable hidey-spot you'll be fine.

How'd the guy react
 Smon
08-09-2007, 4:09 AM
#3
He just looked at me weird, took it and left.
 Pho3nix
08-09-2007, 6:25 AM
#4
DO A BARREL ROLL.

Oh right, MGS4 Isn't out yet...
 Poopdogjr
08-09-2007, 10:50 AM
#5
Hmmm Smon works at an ice-cream place too eh? I never really thought about giving someone a shake and yelling that. But it would be really funny. I commend you good sir. There was this really funny MGS flash I saw a while ago. I wish I could find it now.
 Miss_Mayhem
08-09-2007, 2:26 PM
#6
My day was sucking really hard till I read this. Now, I wanna work at an icecream parlour. You guys make it sound like such fun.
 Smon
08-10-2007, 5:29 AM
#7
Hmmm Smon works at an ice-cream place too eh? I never really thought about giving someone a shake and yelling that. But it would be really funny. I commend you good sir. There was this really funny MGS flash I saw a while ago. I wish I could find it now.
It was probably Metal Gear Awesome.
 DarthAve
08-10-2007, 1:30 PM
#8
I want to try Metal Gear ever since Mashi Gear Solid.
 Poopdogjr
08-10-2007, 11:45 PM
#9
Yea METAL GEAR AWESOME! That was it. Good times. I sometimes wish I had a cube. Lots of sweet games on there I'd like to play. Keep us updated on the sheninigans.
 Miss_Mayhem
08-11-2007, 12:12 AM
#10
Mashi Gear Solid kicked ass:

"Hey Sokolov, wanna go down to the torture chamber later?"

"No - you never let me play stab the prisoner, I'm tired of watching!"
 itchythesamurai
08-11-2007, 12:16 AM
#11
What was the thing where Snake got to skateboard? Or was it...snakeboard?
 KingCheez
08-11-2007, 12:32 AM
#12
mgs2 substance yeah thank me later babe 8) *rides away into sunset on motorcycle with long yet manly hair blowing in the breeze*
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-11-2007, 12:42 AM
#13
AVE I KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING AT THIS RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY MOMENT INVIS-O-LES
 Miss_Mayhem
08-11-2007, 12:52 AM
#14
I want to post the 'Walking on Sunshine' lyrics just to spite you.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-11-2007, 12:58 AM
#15
then grow a pair and do it
 Miss_Mayhem
08-11-2007, 1:08 AM
#16
"Oh! Ohhhh yeeeh
I used to think maybe you loved me now baby I'm sure
And I just cant wait till the day when you knock on my door
Now everytime I go for the mailbox , gotta hold myself down
Cos I just wait till you write me your coming around

I'm walking on sunshine , wooah
I'm walking on sunshine, woooah
I'm walking on sunshine, woooah
and don't it feel good!!

Hey , alright now
and dont it feel good!!
hey yeh

I used to think maybe you loved me, now I know that its true
and I don't want to spend all my life , just in waiting for you
now I don't want u back for the weekend
not back for a day , no no no
I said baby I just want you back and I want you to stay

woah yeh!
I'm walking on sunshine , wooah
I'm walking on sunshine, woooah
I'm walking on sunshine, woooah
and don't it feel good!!

Hey , alright now
and don't it feel good!!
hey yeh ,oh yeh
and don't it feel good!!

walking on sunshine
walking on sunshine

I feel the love,I feel the love, I feel the love that's really real
I feel the love, I feel the love, I feel the love that's really real

I'm on sunshine baby oh
I'm on sunshine baby oh

I'm walking on sunshine wooah
I'm walking on sunshine wooah
I'm walking on sunshine wooah

and don't it feel good!!
I'll say it again now
and don't it feel good!!"
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-11-2007, 1:10 AM
#17
tl;dr mexicano
 itchythesamurai
08-11-2007, 1:14 AM
#18
That reminds me of how Super Mario Sunshine sucked and Nintendo recently conceding to that fact. I'm sure Smon knows what I'm talking about.
 Miss_Mayhem
08-11-2007, 11:53 AM
#19
Considering I wasn't born there, calling me Mexicano (which is the masculine term, duh) doesn't seem apt.
 Smon
08-12-2007, 3:43 AM
#20
That reminds me of how Super Mario Sunshine sucked and Nintendo recently conceding to that fact. I'm sure Smon knows what I'm talking about.

...get out of my site. </semisarcasm/double meaning>
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-12-2007, 8:12 PM
#21
Considering I wasn't born there, calling me Mexicano (which is the masculine term, duh) doesn't seem apt.
silence mexicano, considering modern medical technology, we actually have no proof of your female-ness
 Smon
10-31-2008, 9:41 PM
#22
*takes revive pill*

What was that noise?
 DarthAve
11-01-2008, 1:36 PM
#23
Frustration
Confusion
Katrina and the Waves.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
11-01-2008, 4:17 PM
#24
Frustration
Confusion
Katrina and the Waves.are these bands
 DarthAve
11-01-2008, 4:41 PM
#25
are these bands

one of them is.
 Smon
11-01-2008, 7:03 PM
#26
HI I'M BIG BOSS.
I'M THE BEST PERSON EVER.
YOU KNOW IT.
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