Ave hopped on before anyone else and brandished her lightsaber "Let's ROCK!" Zelda hit the gas and flew through the window into the massive hoarde of zombies! THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN!!!!
Zell started driving fast while Ave bashed zombie heads off. She attempted to hit one with a switchblade, but she sumwhat lost control of the atv and ran over one. This caused her and Ave to kinda fall off, but Zell quickly got up and helped Ave up.She got back on track and they regained balence.
Ave: Zell, I'll do the smashing, you just drive!
Zell: Got it!
OMGICOMPLETELYFORGOTTHISRPEXISTED.
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During the beginning of this hair-raising encounter with the undead, Davinq was busy at the pool on the roof of the resort, hitting it up with some of the chicks there.
But then Mayhem showed up, a murderous expression on her face.
"Hey hey, dont' be jealous," Dav said. "Plenty of me to go around."
She slapped him, hard.
"ARE YOU STUPID?! Look!" And with that, ripped off the mask of one of the bikini babes, revealing the mottled flesh of a rather ugly zombie.
Davinq screamed like a little girl and hid behind Mayhem.
At this cue, everybody on the pool deck started pulling off masks and oogliths, revealing more and more zombies.
"Um..." said Mayhem.
She took off for the lower levels with Davinq close behind.
They ended up in Ave's room, just in time to here Zell's cry of "OMG GUYS THEY'RE COMING TOWARDS THE HOTEL!"
Ave booted up Duel of the Fates, while Davinq went to Clint Mansell on his iPod and played Requiem For A Dream [Remix]. Then she and Zell ran to an ATV parked outside, and drove headlong into the approaching horde.
Meanwhile, Mayhem and Dav watched on in stunned silence.
Finally getting a grip of their senses, they drew weapons, Davinq, a longknife, Mayhem, whatever the hell she wants hers to be. Cautiously stepping out into the hall, they got a whiff of something very dead. Strangled gurgling also seemed to permeate the halls. They saw the flies around the corner before the actual undeads themselves.
Dav and Mayhem glanced at each other, and bellowed war cries as they hurled themselves into the hoard.
Meanwhile, Ave was kickin' ass and takin' names. She used her hands and her feet and she kicked and she punched with her hands and her feet(Young Chuck Norris refrence) Speaking of Chuck Norris....
"AAAAAA!!!" A zombie with a beard came running at her.
"ZOMBIE NORRIS?"
"ARG. TEXAS RANGER!"
"RAWR DIE NORRIS!" Ave swung at him with her lightsaber, but his head wasn't coming off. She kicked his head off with the heel of her shoe.
"I just killed Chuck Norris!" Ave yelled.
"WRONG!" The zombie rose and roundhouse kicked Ave in the face. The sheer force made her fly back into a window. She crashed through onto the street, where zombies were doing that dance in Thriller. You know, that one where the have the claws and they do that walk thing. Yeah, that one. Well, then the came after Ave. Lightsaber drawn, she lunged. "I'm GONNA NEED HELP GUYS!" Ave yelled towards the hotel.
Davinq and Mayhem would have loved to help. If they weren't cornered in the bathroom of a deluxe suite on the seventh floor, where they had set up barricades and were making a stand.
Davinq had drawn out a holdout pistol and had made several well placed headshots. They had used the bodies to build a wall from which to hide behind as the zombies charged in.
For about 20 minutes they kept this up, until suddenly, a zombie, bigger than the rest, had broken off from the rest and leapt over the barricade. Time seemed to stop.
But then, a deafening roar shattered the window behind the hapless zombie, and Davinq's flying purple hippo flew in, crushing the zombie. Then, knocking over their barricade like some small child's creation with blocks, started its assault on the zombies in the doorway.
Dav and Mayhem looked at each other, and then out the window.
"I've got a rappel we can take down," Mayhem said.
"Eh, don't bother," Dav replied. And with that, he grabbed Mayhem by the waist and jumped.
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Carrot Top danced the lombada. HARD. I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH.
Zell: HOLY CRAP AVE!!
She turned the ATV around and pulled out a switchblade. She slashed through the crowds and made it over to ave. WHEN.....
Chuck Norris zombie kicked Zell, knocking her off her atv.
Zell: FU*K
(I forgot bout this too...)
Mayhem and Dav had hurtled through the glass, falling with squeamish wails to whatever was below. Mayhem promtply landed on the backseat of a nice car, and Dav . . . somewhere. She wasn't sure.
She got up slowly, with a pained groan, "You owe me for that Dav . . ."
She suddenly perked, "Hey, is this the Anti-Timobile?"
Zell rolled to a painful stop. She quickly hopped up and examined where her atv went. it had crashedinto a pole and stopped.
Zell: DAMMIT!
She swished her blade at incoming zombies and hard a scream from above. Mayhem and Dav jumped down from the window and Zell made a face: :O
Mayhem landed on a car and Dav landed behind Zell.
Zell: YOU'RE REAL SMART.
"I know I am hun. Now let's pwn some dead stuff, mmk?"
He flung his dirk past Zell's head, were it embedded itself in a zombie eyeball. He dashed over and pulled it out, and was promptly dogpiled by no less than 7 zombies. Flattened, and about to be zombified, he did the only thing he could; the high-pitched whistle.
Sure enough, moments later the flying purple hippo flew out from the shattered window seven stories above, where it promptly came and tore the zombies on top of Dav to pieces.
"Hey guys," Dav said. "Uh, guys?"
The nice car he had last seen Mayhem land in was nowhere to be seen. Nor was Zell for that matter.
"Oh, REAL nice." Davinq rolled his eyes and hurled towards the next mob of zombies.
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Meanwhile, the zombie underlord watch the assault from his magical pool of blood.
Graaaagh! "How long will this take? We need to stake our base in this hotel, so we can strike the rest of the world!"
The other zombies in the chamber groaned their assurance that they would take the four defenders of their future home down.
Zell ran off after Dav's hippo came and hopped on her atv. She quickly reversed it and made her way to ave. Running into a zombie here and there, she got there just in time. Zombie Norris was kicking her and KO'd her. Zell zoomed right over the hill and yelled.
Zell: BITCH BACK OFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She landed on the zombie and squished him. Zell quickly grabbed ave and put her on the back of the atv and drove. She came up to Dav and stopped.
Zell: DAV.GET ON.NOW.
Dav got on.
Then a giant flying pink rhinoceros came from the sky and snatched him away, flying every higher above the ground.
(Just a way to get me out of the way of the RP; I'll be gone the next five days)
Then suddenly there was a thunderstorm of acid rain and everybody died! Anyone inside got AIDS and syphilis and gonorrhea from having gay sex with eachother all the time, and died!
PLOT TWIST!
Then suddenly there was a thunderstorm of acid rain and everybody died! Anyone inside got AIDS and syphilis and gonorrhea from having gay sex with eachother all the time, and died!
PLOT TWIST!
And then the acid rain driped into a time machine which reversed time all the way to before the rain started and manipulated the time line so that the rain never happened.
Plot super twist.
Psycho and the professor made it to area 42 after a very close encounter with the citizens of chesterfeild.
The area was crawling with zombies.
"well professor. We've got several assault rifles, 2 12 gauge shotguns, 2 .50 caliber magnums, and a **** load of ammo. What do we do?"
"Well, Psycho, I say we have some fun."
Zell ran the atv out of the town and into another. Ave was ko'd still, so zell needed to get her to safety. She droveoff to the town over and saw a hosbital. It read 'Sacred Heart' and this would be funny and ironic if her friend wasn't gonna die. She slammed into the lobby and yelled:
Zell: HELP. NOW.
A man who looked to be young came over with a strecther. Behind were a nurse and a surgen.
Zell: OMG JD AND TURK AND CARLA!!!!! SAVE AVE!
After they took her, Zell sat in the lobby and gazed outside. The town seemed to be under the zombie siege but she wasn't really caring. Ave was KO'D, Dav was taken by a pruple hippo, Mayhem was somewhere,and she was in a hosbital. She starred outside and sighed. She closed her eyes when..
BOOM
A gunshot and a zombie head zoomed right past her. She shrieked and looked up. She flinched. It was Psycho and another man.
Zell: Huh? Psycho? Wtf is with this?
"PROFESSOR! LOOK! A HOSPITAL!!" screamed Psycho over the moans of thousands of zombie moans.
"I SEE! HURRY AND GET INSIDE! WHEN WE DO, I WANT YOU TO BARRICADE THE DOORS!"
"I GOT IT!" screamed Psycho as he quickly mowed down quite a few zombies with his AK-47 and dashed in with the professor.
Hours later, the siege was still in full swing. Zombies had broken into the town and were not holding back. Almost all the residents were zombified, except those who were in the hospital, who were barely holding the line against the undead foebeasts.
All seemed lost.
Then a startlingly loud war cry came from the heavens, and in the dark storm that was brewing, the sun broke through a hole in the clouds.
A hippo-shaped hole.
Davinq, hair whipping all about him, was flying at the city at top speed upon his mount, shortsword suddenly twice its normal length; it was now effectively a lance.
Bam.
The hippo crashed into the ground like a meteor, destroying anything within the radius of 100 meters with the force of a thermal detonator.
Smoke and fire prevailed in the pit.
From the upper story windows of the hospital, Zell, Ave, Mayhem, Psycho, his cohort, and the surgeons looked on in a mixture of awe and terror. Zombies prowled the edge of the pit, curious to see if the attacker had survived, but too scared to enter the wreckage themselves, despite the fact they're dead.
And for good reason.
The war cry came up again, and out came Dav on his flying purple hippo, charging down the streets, slashing down zombies left and right, while his mount trampled those that he missed - and didn't. Chaos reigned supreme, as all zombies from all locations in the city came and stared stupidly or dared to attack. Those zombies who were sieging the hospital forgot what they were doing and rushed after Dav and the hippo, leaving Ave Zell Mayhem and Psycho going WTF??????
"Well, that gives us time." said the professor.
"We're eventually gonna run out of ammo. Pretty soon, they're gonna come back. We need a strategy" said Psycho.
THEN A GIGANTIC ZOMBIE ATE EVERYONEZ AND THEY ALL DIED. FOREVER.
Meanwhile, Homer accidentally dumps a silo of pig crap into the lake, causing the EPA to declare Springfield the most polluted city in America and enclose all of Springfield in a giant dome. After the town finds out it was Homer who polluted the lake, the Simpsons escape the dome and go to Alaska to start a new life. They are very happy there, until they find out that the EPA is going to destroy Springfield. Marge and the kids wish to return and try to save them, but Homer refuses. They leave him behind with a message saying they will never come back. Homer goes to stop them, but he passes out and wakes up in the hut of an Alaskan Shaman. The Shaman helps Homer get an Epiphany that other people are just as important as he is. He runs to go save Springfield and once again accidentally dooms them all by destroying the only escape out of the dome. He soon gets the idea to throw the bomb out the hole on the top of the dome by riding up there with a motorcycle. He persuades Bart to help him by letting him hold the bomb and they ride to the top of the dome. Bart launches the bomb and after a close call, the bomb detonates outside the dome, destroying the dome and saving Springfield.