First of all, NO flaming. I've seen many "random" threads shut down because of that.
That being said, welcome to the thread of randomness. Randomism is an art Sabretooth, TSR, Halo_92 and I have perfected in our days in the RC forums. I welcome you all to share in it now.
@Sabre: We must re-establish the power of the Sterilised Hammer Of Bovine Doom before the n00bs rebel!
Note to everyone:
When we mean Randomness, we mean co-ordinated randomness. That does not mean random randomness. That means Randomness connected by a string of connection. That means this post being remotely linked to the last. That means *bashes RC with the Sacred SHOBD* being random and not random at the same time.
Welcome to our world.
*gasp* How dare you hit me? I GAVE the darn thing to you! :xp:
We need to call TSR and Halo
From what I've last heard, TSR was flying towards an Iraqi ship, riding a Royal Naval Artillery Missile of Her Majesty, and Halo was... dunno.
I dare to hit you because I must. The men in black assaulted me. There is no choice.
My my, it's an amazing co-incidence, but I strapped a pudding-bomb in the Men in Black's car. Chocolately pudding goodness with the force of a bomb blast. Now thats great pudding :D
Are you sure it wasn't diluted with bread juice? I mean that bread juice is really going places.
So, this is a thread for just the four of you guys?
That shouldn't be...
Besides, I know where Halo is.
I guess it isn't. If it was, then why would Sabre have written a "note to everyone"?
Because the Everyone is a Snob!
No, seriously. It's for everyone.
Yeah, I just said that the last time we talked randomly, it was only 4 of us, but now I invite all. So jump in.
@Sabre: I lost my last bottle of bread juice. :(
Torrent bread juice. Once its done, read the .nfo file and install it. Install the crack and start bread juice.
Fear the ancients, yeh! Fear the ancients, yeh! Gyrate yo' steel yo! Gyrate yo' steel yo! Everybody put yo' hands up in the air! Slaughter them like you just don't care! Gyrate yo'...
Ok, I'll just stand over here if you don't mind..............
Oh noes, Joedoe! You stepped on the MassacreTile! Quick chant 'I soiled my underwear' five times to counter the effects of the tile, or you will be, well, massacred!
How bout I self destruct myself and take you out at the same time, never wanted to die by myself, or I could ask Indiana J. to make a cameo and save me
"No no no! Try feeding him that bread juice! That'll be surey do to work if I've been speccing my ops!"
*Marches toward JoeDoe with bread juice*
Okay Joe, here comes the chu-chu train...
*smacks sabretooth over head with broomstick* It was my idea! Anyway trains suck! Here comes the boogieman!
Eh, I'm bored.
**runs after Darth Adidas.**
Daft Adidas to you Declaimer!
*starts running and spills bread juice all over the place* Make sure the cat don't lick it up!
Come back here!!
*Jumps over juice, but slips on the bread.*
In America, you jump over juice and slip on the bread. In Soviet Russia, Juice jumps over you and bread slips over you!!
That's WRONG. If you look up and down the Offical Guide of Juice Making and Bread Slipping you'll find on Page 666 (the devil wrote that page) That in Soviet Russia there is no such as Bread!
That means they make sandwiches out of two slices of meat and a stick of butter in between? Greasyy!
I have caught the last remaining bottle of bread juice and poured it down the sink. The green pillow rules all!
Yeh rules all except, except, except... WAHHHHHHHHHHH I'm scared off the pillow please don't hit with your fluffy inner head.
Pillow? What pillow? Tell me of t3h pillowness!
I will defeat this pillow...once I know it!!
My bro bro said he a pillock but not a pillow.
...Iron Maiden's gonna get you, wherever you are...
...Iron Maiden's gonna get you, wherever you are...
Then I'll run to the hills.
I dunno who on Boggy's Earth Iron Maiden is but he sounds scary! Well I'm scary and we can share a bottle of Bread Juice!
Bread juice!!
And RC 1162, where did you get that avatar? Did you draw it yourself?
CR 2611 Can't draw. The Inernet is its source of brain power.
Then where on his brain-net?
I must find the source!!
Your looking at it Reclaimer!
Here? On this site?
Or...You...
YOUR SCREEN: To be here it's the Internet what powers the Inter is Bread Juice what powers Bread Juice are those shaker laker things what powers them is Electroncis what powers electronics is Alexander Bell what powers Bell is God. No one powers God.
What if you don't believe in God?
OMFGBBQ I HAVE NO INTERNET!!!
*dies*
One must wonder how in the world you managed the miracle of posting that post in which you said you had no net, which was on the contrary to the truth because you HAVE to have net to post your post denying the fact that you have a net, which, in its entirety, is utterly false.
I tell all false statements...... wait....... damnit that was the truth!????? <_<
Ima made nando mo guys.......
Truth is opposite to the false. Or not, depends upon the randomness. Ya, didn't got a thing from the last post.
That post was a conspiracy plot against all the bananas in the world in which they would all be painfully baked into pies.
Thats why the plot is being brought into fruition. (get it? :D) Banana pies for everyone, yaay!
Banana pies, yay! What would be even better a banana pie pizza. or we should have a fruit pie party!
I like banana pies and I support the Fruit Pie Party.
May the FPP being totalitarian leadership and clamp down the social evil that is freedom!!
But Evil is Freedom! Evil People do what they like! Mwuahahahah!
... I did say freedom is evil.