Please discuss the new Harry Potter book.
How did you get a copy? I thought it didn't come out until the 20th.
I have no complaints, though a lot of these spoilers have been circulated around the net for quite a while so they aren't exactly new.
1 question: Do you know Stephen Colbert? I know he has an advanced copy. He likes to show it off on his show. From what he says, Hermione is a dude and Harry wakes up in bed next to Sharon Dorothy, I believe *lollberblades!*
Can you take a picture of it and e-mail it to me? I can PM you my mail.
I don't want an advanced copy. I just don't believe you at all, and feel the need for proof.
Can you email it to me, mate?
Just an FYI, you might be able to find some American English words in there, so if you see them you should know it's fakezorz.
If you use firefox I recommend you select a random page, copy it into something online, then use control-f to find words with British/Canadian/Australian/New Zealand/South African/etc spellings, like 'honour' or 'colour' or 'practise'. Or, if you don't want to do teh verk, you could send it to Hall for him to take a lerk. Savez? ;)
Nice.
Though I was hoping for Harry to die so that it would spawn another "HARRY DIES!" phenomenon, like the one with Dumbledore.
So...it's not true?
Goddammit.
If that was the ending, it would be ruined.
Chase, I hope you realize I've got people on your tail to do things to your ass. So I'd recommend you get out of Lawton by their arrival time of 12:00 P.M. tomarrow afternoon.
People that did that to you then took pity on you and became your friend?
Chase, I hope you realize I've got people on your tail to do things to your ass.
He doesn't seem like the type that would mind. >_>
No Chase, we'd rather go kick your ass.
I'll be cheering for you from the shadows mart if you don't mind
Where do I sign up to kick his ass again?
E-Blood is gonna rain down here soon, and I don't have my umbrella........snapples
**Hand's JoeDoe an umbrella**
Don't ask.
Chase is incorrect. Snape and Voldemort are the ones who die.
...Well it says "spoilers without tags!"
YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll comply, but with tags, to spare everyone else the unexpected misery. My review is copy/pasted from Ahto:
Everything you said was correct Chase. Are you so sure it was a fake?
Random place to start, but why the HELL did Fred have to die? It seemed an utterly stupid and pointless thing for Rowling to do. It did NOT help the plot advance.
Mad-Eye however... saw that one coming for ages. I'm actually glad it happened, to have someone important die, but not someone you really cared about.
Tonks and Lupin, on the other hand... I suppose their deaths came about to further convince Harry of the need to turn himself in to Lord Voldemort.
Hedwig!!! Onoz Hedwig!!! The only death that made my eyes water to be honest. I almost put the book down right then and there after reading about Moody getting hit, Hedwig incinerated, and then Hagrid falling to his doom? Good thing I was perplexed to read on and Hagrid survived.
Dobby! Omg! I always knew Dobby would die saving his hero, Harry Potter. 'Nuff said.
I absolutely LOVED the battle of Hogwarts though; aside from Fred's somewhat pathetic departure, I had always hoped that everything would end in or near the castle.
It was amusing to read on the final conflict in the Great Hall, when Molly jumped into the duel with Bellatrix, and after nearly killing her daughter, gets her ass kicked by Molly. Never would have seen that coming. Haha.
The absolutely final confrontation between Harry and Voldemort was way to brief. Sure the Elder Wand was rightfully Harry's at this point, but I expected, based on the dialogue prior to Voldemort's last spell, that Voldemort was still convicted enough to put up a real fight.
Malfoy has a kid and names him Scorpio....
Seriously.
Chase wins for ruining the book on accident.
What? That sounds too stupid to be true. If he did have a kid who did he have it with and why did she bang him?
They didn't say.
I'm still having trouble believing it's over. I mean I'm satisfied with the end. Theres no better way to end it. But I'm still a bit in denial. I know it's over. I know it's gone, but a tiny piece of my brain is still saying no.
I was most sad about Fred dying.
Fred dying was stupid. He was the coolest.
Fred dying was stupid. He was the coolest.
Imagine George. He's probably heartbroken. Why did Fred have to die? He's a comic relief character!
Imagine George. He's probably heartbroken. Why did Fred have to die? He's a comic relief character!
I know. She ruined the book with his death and the ending.
Wand blast in itself sounds lame. Wand blast of doom that spewed fiery dragons and their harpy mistresses is a tad more apt, doncha think?
A wand blast of doom that spewed fiery dragons and their harpy mistresses sounds like he went out with a girl and had an interesting talk with his doctor a week later.
I always wonder where you come up with your answers