What is the dummest question anyone has ever asked you? - cuz you know there are plenty of stoopit peepulz owt thairz.
The dummesst question I ever get (quite often, actually) is: "are you like *giggle* anorexic *giggle*, cuz you're like, so thin *giggle*"
The giggles are usually a part of the question too. My answer is always a very furious roll of the eyes.
*Whoever spots the typo gets a virus, Yay!*
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yeah, but I can, and you get a warning for posting the f-bomb. --Jae
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you can't type right side up.
"Do you use mascara?"
Latino ancestry, it sucks if you have a Y chromosome.
Guys, keep it somewhere in sight-distance of at least semi-clean, and everyone needs to quit posting the Really Bad Swear-words--it's a PG-13 forum, and you agreed to the Terms of Services not to post obscenities/vulgarities when you signed up for LFN. You get a lot more latitude in this particular forum than you might get in other parts of LFN, but that doesn't mean you should abuse it....
OK, the _stupidest_ question I've been asked....
Believe me, as a doctor I get asked a lot of very strange questions (bless their hearts) like "The metal temples on these glasses frames won't pick up alien signals, will they? I don't want them to track me."
However, by far the stupidest happened when I was a student at College of the Ozarks. It's a work-study college (you work on campus 15 hours a week and that pays your tuition). It has an agriculture major, among many other programs, and as part of that it has a working dairy farm (which also supplies the milk to the school). There's a small pasture near the entrance of the school where the cows roam around and do cow things during the day. It also has a very nice museum and beautiful chapel on campus, and it's near Branson, MO which is a huge tourist trap--er, destination, so we get a lot of tourists visiting the campus. Tourists apparently forget their brains when they go on vacation, and sometimes they ask unbelievably idiotic questions.
Well, I was walking from the student center to a class, and I got stopped by this lovely elderly lady who apparently was making her first foray in her life out of a big city. She asked me, "Are the cows real?"
It took every ounce of control I had to answer her seriously and not to burst out laughing.
"What's that holiday where you play pranks on people and shout april fool's?"
Don't you know you could get killed if you go to war?
Thanks, didn't know.
"Hey Milo, wanna go out?" Coming from a woman his age AMIRITE OLOLOL
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You're a doctor Jae?
Wow, new revelations every day
Chase, you win the virus :cowdance: Enjoy the malicious code!
Oh, I do hope my edit wasn't out of the line, but Jae is correct. There are taboos here on the heathen islands, and if they should be enchroached, the modsquad shall pounce with all the grace of a majestic panther.
@ Sam: if the post I edited was otherwise appropriate, I'm sorry. But a certain level of discord must be maintained, else we plunge into havok (which tends to lead to unentertaining arguments and multiple breachings of the TOS, which is very uncool).
Savvy?
Then we have something in common then. You're a doctor and a woman and I pretend to be a doctor to get women.
Aww, gee, I never thought I'd be that inspiring. :D
@ Sam: if the post I edited was otherwise appropriate, I'm sorry. But a certain level of discord must be maintained, else we plunge into havok (which tends to lead to unentertaining arguments and multiple breachings of the TOS, which is very uncool).
Maybe you noticed that it was upside down English?
"Duuuuuuude, you've gotta be, like, 16 or like, OLDER cause your so tall!"
-.- gets annoying after awhile.
My cousin is 15 and she's really tall, and makes me feel far too short . . .
@ Sam: your post now has a dancing cow, so it's immediately better than before (I'm sure I spelled 'immediateley' wrong).
@ Sam: your post now has a dancing cow, so it's immediately better than before (I'm sure I spelled 'immediateley' wrong).
Ironically, you spelled it right the first time, then misspelled it when you said you thought you spelled it incorrectly.
Your old post, Sam, your old post. My editing it in makes the world a happier place.
Really, I wish I was working with a firefox browser, it comes with the spell-check.
You're a doctor Jae?
Yes. She's a proctologist.
:xp:
You one of her patients?
or did you though she was a dentist? :xp:
What delightfully social lives we lead, coming to mingle on the Heathen Islands instead of celebrating 4th of July . . .
You one of her patients?
or did you though she was a dentist? :xp:
Anus Dentata.
I could ask you the same question Mayhem
then again, I prefer to lol at the comment above me
Not American, so I'm an exception to your fel-judgment.
"Duuuuuuude, you've gotta be, like, 16 or like, OLDER cause your so tall!"
-.- gets annoying after awhile.
How tall are you?
Unfortunately, no one asks me stupid questions. :( I'm ususally the one asking them!
One of my dumber ones: Can you tan?
How tall are you?
Unfortunately, no one asks me stupid questions. :( I'm ususally the one asking them!
One of my dumber ones: Can you tan?
umm, i'm starting to go on 6 foot 1.
Meh.
Tall women = turnoff