Green M&M's don't make you horny.
Yes, Ray makes girls horny. You cannot purchase Ray at a gas station though.
What's wrong with Wisconsin? It's the land of cheese! Though it's not the part of Iowa where I live. I live relatively close to LeMars, Iowa which is the ice cream capital of the world.
Well, it's filled with old people. Seriously, the other night, everyone was asleep at 9, no lie.
wisconsin lol
my french teacher was obsessed with it. every monday we came into class and it was the same thing: "qu'est-ce que vous avez fait pendant le week-end? est-ce que vous etes alles au wisconsin?"
oh madame...
^ That is the only Le Francais that I know.
Omelette du fromage?
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
...Dexter's a cookie!
You know, cold spaghetti is DELICIOUS. :)
i wholeheartedly disagree
Cold icecream and sodas are best! Those single-serving cans of ravioli aren't too bad cold.
I would have to disagree, in fact, the only thing I see when looking at this picture is the slightlyamusingbutnotreally way that I could photoshop it so it read Chef Boyardeedeedee.
Now guess how many pictures of handcuffs I got saved on my computer.
When Harry Potter 7 comes out, I'm not going to be on the internet until I finish it to avoid any possible spoilers.
snape kills hagrid voldemort kills hermoine harry kills snape and voldemort
Dumbledore is resurrected by Jesus and invents gravity.
god damnit no
CHEEZ: RON HAS SEX WITH HERMIONE BUT THE CONDOM BREAKS AND SHE GETS PREGNANT AND THEN RON FINDS OUT HERMIONE IS ACTUALLY HIS SISTER AND THE SEX WAS SO BAD SHE DECIDES SHE'S A LESBIAN SO THEY HAVE TO GO ASK VOLDEMORT TO GIVE HER AN ABORTION BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ABORTION DOCTORS AT HOGWARTS SO THEY SUMMON HIM WHILE MALFOY HAS GAY SEX WITH HARRY FOR SOME REASON, IT JUST HAPPENS IN EVERY ****TY FANFICTION DEAL WITH IT OK.
SNAPE DOES SOMETHING STUPID AND OBNOXIOUS. WHY ARE THERE FANS OF SNAPE. THE WHOLE POINT OF HIM BEING THERE IS AN UGLY JERK. THE BOOKS PRETTY MUCH CALL HIM THAT. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. STUPID FANGIRLS.
SO THEN WHEN HARRY POTTER IS DONE GETTING HIS SEX 2X MALFOY SAYS HE HAS AIDS
VOLDEMORT SEES HARRY AND MALFOY HAVING SEX AND HES JEALOUS BUT IT UPSETS HIM SO BAD HE KILLS HIMSELF
SO DOES HARRY, BECAUSE HE HAS AIDS.
RON AND HERMIONE NEVER GET THE ABORTION AND HAVE A 4-HEADED BABY WITH MEGA DOWNS SYNDROME. THEY THROW IT ON THE TRAIN TRACKS AND NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN
MASHI: I'd totally read that.
RON HAS SEX WITH HERMIONE BUT THE CONDOM BREAKS AND SHE GETS PREGNANT AND THEN RON FINDS OUT HERMIONE IS ACTUALLY HIS SISTER AND THE SEX WAS SO BAD SHE DECIDES SHE'S A LESBIAN SO THEY HAVE TO GO ASK VOLDEMORT TO GIVE HER AN ABORTION BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ABORTION DOCTORS AT HOGWARTS SO THEY SUMMON HIM WHILE MALFOY HAS GAY SEX WITH HARRY FOR SOME REASON, IT JUST HAPPENS IN EVERY ****TY FANFICTION DEAL WITH IT OK.
SNAPE DOES SOMETHING STUPID AND OBNOXIOUS. WHY ARE THERE FANS OF SNAPE. THE WHOLE POINT OF HIM BEING THERE IS AN UGLY JERK. THE BOOKS PRETTY MUCH CALL HIM THAT. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. STUPID FANGIRLS.
SO THEN WHEN HARRY POTTER IS DONE GETTING HIS SEX 2X MALFOY SAYS HE HAS AIDS
VOLDEMORT SEES HARRY AND MALFOY HAVING SEX AND HES JEALOUS BUT IT UPSETS HIM SO BAD HE KILLS HIMSELF
SO DOES HARRY, BECAUSE HE HAS AIDS.
RON AND HERMIONE NEVER GET THE ABORTION AND HAVE A 4-HEADED BABY WITH MEGA DOWNS SYNDROME. THEY THROW IT ON THE TRAIN TRACKS AND NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN
I knew it!
god damnit no
CHEEZ: RON HAS SEX WITH HERMIONE BUT THE CONDOM BREAKS AND SHE GETS PREGNANT AND THEN RON FINDS OUT HERMIONE IS ACTUALLY HIS SISTER AND THE SEX WAS SO BAD SHE DECIDES SHE'S A LESBIAN SO THEY HAVE TO GO ASK VOLDEMORT TO GIVE HER AN ABORTION BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ABORTION DOCTORS AT HOGWARTS SO THEY SUMMON HIM WHILE MALFOY HAS GAY SEX WITH HARRY FOR SOME REASON, IT JUST HAPPENS IN EVERY ****TY FANFICTION DEAL WITH IT OK.
SNAPE DOES SOMETHING STUPID AND OBNOXIOUS. WHY ARE THERE FANS OF SNAPE. THE WHOLE POINT OF HIM BEING THERE IS AN UGLY JERK. THE BOOKS PRETTY MUCH CALL HIM THAT. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. STUPID FANGIRLS.
SO THEN WHEN HARRY POTTER IS DONE GETTING HIS SEX 2X MALFOY SAYS HE HAS AIDS
VOLDEMORT SEES HARRY AND MALFOY HAVING SEX AND HES JEALOUS BUT IT UPSETS HIM SO BAD HE KILLS HIMSELF
SO DOES HARRY, BECAUSE HE HAS AIDS.
RON AND HERMIONE NEVER GET THE ABORTION AND HAVE A 4-HEADED BABY WITH MEGA DOWNS SYNDROME. THEY THROW IT ON THE TRAIN TRACKS AND NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN
MASHI: I'd totally read that.
What happens to Neville? He's an important character as the one who could've been. And what happens to the remaining Weasly Family, or Bill and Fleur's Wedding. And what about the question of Snape's true loyalty. What happens to Hogwarts after the battle that occured against the Death Eaters. We also have the true identity of R.A.B as well. And what of Voldemort's remaining Horcruxes like Salazar's Locket, Hufflepufff's cup, or Nagini the snake. And we should also mention Wormtail's life dept to Harry as that hasn't been resolved either. Rowling has also said that how Harry's eyes are like his mother's also has some importance. There are many more unresolved plot elements that are left unchecked. Cheez, your description doesn't seem to resolve even the tiniest bit of plot, leading me to believe you are wrong.
Wikipedia, it kicks ass.
I don't even read the books you ****ing nerd
I don't even read the books you ****ing nerd
I don't either.
I repeat.
Wikipedia, it kicks ass.
NO!!!! SPOILERS!!!
I though Harry was gonna have a mega orgy with all the girls, then comes Voldemort and butt rapes Ron but it turns out to be Malfoy, who then gets a crush on Voldemort, who later commits suicide, followed by Malfoy, who cannot bear his lover's death.
Dumbledore finds out that Harry has gotten every single girl pregnant, and with Ron, who cannot bear the though of his little sister getting knocked up by Harry, capture Harry and castrate him.
The end
Wizard AIDS.
Oh yes, that's the best kind of AIDS. It stings when you pee, love it.
Oh yes, that's the best kind of AIDS. It stings when you pee, love it.
All AIDS sting when you pee. Wizard Aids turns your pee into flaming oil.
All AIDS sting when you pee. Wizard Aids turns your pee into flaming oil.
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IT BRINGS MY PISS TO A BOIL.
i went into spencer's yesterday and there was a book of sex tips. two of my faves?
Originally published in Weird Sex Book at Spencer's Gifts
#95. mash up some bananas or peaches and put them into your vagina. this will invite your man to swoosh his penis around in it. after he orgasms, flip over into the 69 position for some sweet afters.
#96. put some frozen yoghurt (yes that's how they spelled it) or a flavored ice pop in your vagina. after leaving it there for a while, replace it with his penis. the heat of his organ will feel great against your cold skin.
Ginger Kids creep me out.
#95. mash up some bananas or peaches and put them into your vagina. this will invite your man to swoosh his penis around in it. after he orgasms, flip over into the 69 position for some sweet afters.
I'm not sticking my dick in there.
#96. put some frozen yoghurt (yes that's how they spelled it) or a flavored ice pop in your vagina. after leaving it there for a while, replace it with his penis. the heat of his organ will feel great against your cold skin.
Aha! I knew Go-Gurt had to be good for something.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata) what about there
Vagina Dentata is getting pretty old, dude.
Das you should really try those.
I think he's focusing Windu's pants. Uh. Oh.
Das you should really try those.
what makes you think i haven't already? XD
Vagina Dentata is getting pretty old, dude.
see how old you think it is when your p0n0s are getting shredded
see how old you think it is when your p0n0s are getting shredded
I'd certainly take a look down there first.
What has this thread become...
http://www.scar.utoronto.ca/~youson/images/lamprey.jpg)
My Biology teacher had one in formaldehyde, I considered stealing it.
...woah. This is getting really weird. Let's talk about somthing else now, how bout pandas!
How bout SURPRISED MARMOT?
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I already saw him on Attack of the Show.