no It was not ment 2 be funni.
yea ill c u irl then b liek 'dont u kno who i am on the internet?' then ull b all liek yeah ok and leave a fo' i lump u out
Breathe in...breathe out....breathe in....breathe out.
"There is no chaos, there is harmony."
Chaos is a natural part of life, to get rid of it is like killing yourself.
Order is an island of interference in the ocean of chaos. Thus, is there harmony, then there is chaos.
If at all, it's Yin, Yang and Wu Wei, to be more specific.
Pfft. Just lame excuses for people to explain why the universe "evens" things out. Bullcrap. There is magic and there is guns. That's it. And sometimes you get magical guns. Basically go blue-jays.
Im MIA for a few days and look what happens to RD
Like Poopdog said, May the Magic be with you!
[Blocks JoeDoe with his katana] Pfft. Now what? You want me to use Final Release?
I want to shoot something with my dads rifle...it be a pretty gun.
Real men use fists. [Blocking a shotgun blast]What?
I use the torn off limbs of my fallen enemies.
Real men use their penis.
How do you think I tear off their limbs? One quick swat and off come their arms. Usually takes 2 for the legs, maybe more if they're a bit hefty.
For but one second I failed to see how that adds context to my post. Of course only because I knew a writer crew named swat posse back inne days.
I want a katana...I will get one...someday if I'm not broke.
How much would a katana cost? I mean one that's meant primarily to hack off limbs and disembowel people, not the decorative ones at the mall. And one that your "regular" ninja would be issued, not the special forged-by-legendary-blademaster-and-weaponsmith like in Kill Bill.
How much would a katana cost? I mean one that's meant primarily to hack off limbs and disembowel people, not the decorative ones at the mall. And one that your "regular" ninja would be issued, not the special forged-by-legendary-blademaster-and-weaponsmith like in Kill Bill.
You can theoretically sharpen the decorative ones, but it's not worth it--the blades are weak. A 'real' one that has been forged properly and is good quality is going to run you about $800-$1000. The special 'forged by the legendary weaponsmith' ones could easily run 10 times that or more because of all the time involved to forge the blade and do the fancy decorative stuff.
If you have a proper sword that's been sharpened to a fine edge, you can do some serious damage to people, including yourself. If you merely drop the edge or tip of a properly sharpened sword on your foot from any height more than a few inches, for instance, it can actually go through it.
Mind you, I'm not recommending you do this....
Damnit, Joe! My screen's only 19"
Thanks for the pricing info, Jae. While one day, I might feasibly buy a 'regular katana,' I wouldn't buy a special katana unless I had kick-ass training.
I got a real katana, I sharpen it 2 times a month, and it cuts nicely, payed $1,500 for it, worth every cent.
^^^Awesome, Grey Master! Where did you get the katana from?
Talked to a guy that sells decorative katanas on a mall, I asked him and told me that he could get me one, no questions asked, I payed him and now I have my own katana.
Though I have get to use it on a thief dumb enough to enter my house.
One of my friends had some decorative swords that got stolen at his apt. Equip the katana with a wrist-exploding device in the hilt like on Blade. Sure he can pick it up, but when he's dripping blood everywhere, he's more likely to drop and run (and you can track him and devour his soul easier).
I like to torture the souls better, makes the pleasure of devouring them better, HUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!
You creep me out Grey
@mart: Sorry about that dude, its just that the Mario pic was too awesome to not post it
Thanks for stretching the page ...
^I support that statement 110% , let the manhunt for Joe begin
Joe, I do not approve of this page stretching.