Inadverdently inspired by TSR, and directly inspired by the season this thread is where you can propose to that eye candy forumite of yours, and you can be mawwied!
Valid for this month only.
Example:
Mayhem: ZOMG DAVINQ WILL U MAWWY ME?
Davinq: YES TOTALLY NOW WE'RE MAWWIED W00T!
Haha. Get to it weasels!
Marriage is stupid, I plan on living free, forever. Now to find some chicks who don't mind casual guys, with casual cocks.
WTF IS THIS?
MOTHA F**A! BETTER F**KIN GET THIS F**KIN S**T OUT OF THIS MODA F**KIN PLACE U MODDA F**KIN B**H P***K!
Edit: this thread is reserved for the ladies and straight men, so if you two would mind not posting anymorz that would be great. ^_- :xp:
So does that mean I can't propose to Eric anymore?
I only said that to end the derogatory posts. By all means you are allowed to propose to Eric.
Edit: this thread is reserved for the ladies and straight men, so if you two would mind not posting anymorz that would be great. ^_- :xp:
I noticed yor custom title says "Forum Playboy"
Does this mean u like playin with little boys?
www.playboy.com)
-_-
^ I payed the copyright toll Mayhem , i can legally use that face, correct?
Marriage has been made such a big deal recently. It should be something meaningful, not big and flashy.... So, anyone wanna be nice and "marry" me?
Sure.
Wil you "MAWWY" me?
Cool.
Where do you wanna go on the honeymoon? I was thinkin the Starwars forums.
Okay.
I've always imagined Belize but me thinks that will work.
Mayhem marry meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
can I be your best man?
You can be mine.
...If Mayhem accepts, of course.
aki & jmac 2gether 4evar <3
Sure, Dav, it'll be an e-marriage that'll end in a vicious e-divorce and there will be e-lawsuits since you never wrote an e-prenupt and I will get 50% of your -ethings.
shuttup u money grubbing whore i am his lawyer ok i will hit u wit a bat irl if u do dat
shuttup u money grubbing whore i am his lawyer ok i will hit u wit a bat irl if u do dat
What he means is: Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special messages. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours.
Samnmax you rule for Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas references
jmac
will you marry me JMAC WILL YOU MARRY ME!?
Smon: Will you marry me?
Smon: Oh yes, of course.
GAY/INCEST/PRIDE! WOO!
...don't you dare re-arrange that. It's bad enough already.
smon youre just masturbating its no big achievement
jmac does it AAALLLL the time trust me
Ho Ly ****. Smon, you too, celebrate Wintereenmas? BROTHER! COME HERE AND WE SHALL GAME UNTILL OUR FINGERS FALL OFF!
Ho Ly ****. Smon, you too, celebrate Wintereenmas? BROTHER! COME HERE AND WE SHALL GAME UNTILL OUR FINGERS FALL OFF!
Well you're a bit late in both noticing and celebrating, but I appreciate the spirit!
DAVIN YOU BASTARD, IT WAS MEANT TO BE US
can you, me and mayhem have a three-way?
i plan on stayin single. nooooooooo marrige
Edit: this thread is reserved for the ladies and straight men, so if you two would mind not posting anymorz that would be great. ^_- :xp:
Lol
Lesbians.
I still need to fall in love with the right woman first before I can consider marriage. And there's all them loans to start paying off before I even consider (at least) partially financially supporting another.
hmmm, i still need a bf. i'll look at school, i guess
Just so you know Halo, I might ask some one out at school for Valentines day so don't feel bad just because you aren't the only guy in my life. I still love you. *gives e-hug*
you LOVE him???? wow, drama.
i want e-hugs guys :(
*gives Zelda an e-hug.* happy? Oh, Halo, don't get jealous.
yay huggles.
Ooooo lets all have a vote: Should i go back out with dale?
Please refresh me memory. Who is this Dale person you speak of? is he hawt?
ummmm, half n half. he was an ex boyfriend
Okay, time to play Psychologist. *yay. puts on important looking glasses and pulls out clipboard*
Okay. so why do you want to go out with thim again? what did you see in him the first time? does he seem interested in you? what is he like?
umm, he suposivly likes me again and we seem......... okay together
Then go for it! For get the crap that happened in the past and use valentine's day as some lame excuse to get with him again. By all means, try it!
*disclaimer: Turtlefreak is not responsible at all for any mis-haps that may occur while taking her advice. Please be aware that she has been wrong before and things usually have turned out so that some one gets shot. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!*
yeh, but i like someone else. AND HE'S GOING OUT WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS!!!!
Kandie knows who.
Okay then. Let him run his course with your friend and then if you are interested, snatch him while he's free. for now, work on that other guy. PROBLEM SOLVED!
hmmm, that might work. they break up like once a week
.....if morgan doesn't open her goddam mouth about it. she assumes too much.
Me: Hey Morgan, guess what?
Her: OMG YOURE ASKING JORDON OUT???? HEY EVERYBODY!!!1
*slaps my face*
DAVIN YOU BASTARD, IT WAS MEANT TO BE US
can you, me and mayhem have a three-way?
Well, I don’t wanna deal with a lawsuit with Mayhem, so I’m dumping her. Twill be us 4eva! :D
Lol
Lesbians.
Dude, lesbians are tight! I sit across from one in health, and she's the shiznit.
Nothing on you Mayhem, ur still tite and all, but I'm scaredified of lawsuits and politics and loozing my e-$...
We can still be friends, mm?
Mayhem will slap you silly, Dav. I as her lawyer, do the same.
Poopdog, I know you won't marry me, so it's pointless.
ave there is NOTHING as romantic as a gunpoint wedding you will never forget it ok
Ave, Ave, Ave, we have discussed this before. I would marry you if we were mildly close in age. Which isn't the case. Wait until your legal. Then we can do whatever you want. Even stay up late and play battleship!
I am sure that if not on here in the RD forums, that wherever you are guys are swooning over you. Marry them and take 'em for all their worth!