I though I'd start of Febuary with a Valentines thread becuz we all need Valentines and candy.
Happy Pre-Valentine's Day everyone!!
correction, YOU need a valentines nd "some candy".
merry valentinesmas.
Oh snap, I've gotta get a boyfriend!!! I'll consult the list*checks list*
Meh....another day, next! (I'm old and bitter...lol)
No.....must...not...acknowledge...valentines....da y...
Phew.
Yay, another single V-Day.
I have this whole package of Godzilla valentines that I need to use. It includes things like I love you mecha much. (With mecha-godzilla.) And your elecrtric, with Godzilla blowing blue fire. Godzilla pwns Valentines day.
Valentines day is a rip off. It is just another reason for companies to sell all of their red crap. You should love each other everyday!
I personally don't like Valentine's Day all that much. Too many giggling, pointing, whispering chix. Albeit good looking ones, but still... There's too much pressure for the guy to actually experience a Valentine's Romance the way it's meant to be, else I woulda asked out the girl of my life two years ago.
Aww. Does Dav wanna share his tragic heart-breaking experience?
*pats on back* Not even a little? We have nothing better to talk about... Please?
This one time I almost got to third base. Almost being the operative word here. Man, I hate Valentine's Day.
It bugs. I hope no one asks me to be thier valentine. I plan to spend the night with a book, not some desparate loser.
I stopped aknowledging Vday when I was ten. I was so fed up with the little party -- You had to give candy and cards to EVERYONE; even the people who irritated you, and people would pass out nothing but those icky heart-shaped candies and chocolates. Ick! I hate chocolate; not true hate, but I simply cant get myself to like it no matter how hard I try. It simply tastes to bitter yet overpoweringly sweet all at once, but what I really dislike is seeing everyone else bite into a nugget of that dark confection and letting a smile cross their face, their expression happy and they act like it's sooo good, and then there's me: looking all sour and deppressed because I cant appreciate chocolate the same way they do no matter how hard I try.
Till now, I cant stop assosiating V-day with chocolate --- the elusive confection that has won over the world I simply cant adore nor appreciate myself.
I pity you. I don't really like the crap either. I think we should have an anti-valentine's day party! Every one seems to dislike the holiday! Let's beat it up the RD forum way!
That makes us seem like losers, lets just ignore it -- I always do. Honestly, my chocolate deppression shtick doesn't sound healthy or cool either, but it's the truth and if you ask my family they will agree.
Anti-valentine's day sounds good! Let's get working!
ZOMG! Lets hit our penis's with hammers!!!
Our school is selling Carnations for valentines day.
I bought 4 white ones(Meant for friends) and one red one(meant for lovers). The red one's for you know who. ;)
Till now, I cant stop assosiating V-day with chocolate --- the elusive confection that has won over the world I simply cant adore nor appreciate myself.
HUGGLES FOR MAYHEM
And i asked you're family way more than that ;)
Bob, that pic just made me have a sexwee.
Hot gym guy.
Nope! Turns out he's got a girlfriend!
It for some other person.
Nope! Turns out he's got a girlfriend!
It's times like these that make me wonder what an Astronaut would do. (
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6335947.stm)
It's times like these that make me wonder what an Astronaut would do. (
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6335947.stm)
I would never stoop that low.
Unless my man actually got stolen. Or if it was for Marcel's affection.
Nope! Turns out he's got a girlfriend!
It for some other person.
w/e :xp:
My ex-girlfriend gave me a Milky Way for Valentine's Day last year
It was all melty, falling apart, and dull, like our relationship at that point
Neither ones changed so I ate the Milky Way and we broke up before I got the chance to get her a present back. I hope she doesn't notice.
My ex-girlfriend gave me a Milky Way for Valentine's Day last year
Get your sexual slang out of here you white dragoning, teabaggin', and strawberry shortcakin' grandmother ****er.
Gimme an O! Gimme a W! Gimme an N! Gimme an E! Gimme a D! What's that spell?
OWNED!!!
For Valentine's Day I'm making all of my friends really creepy obsessive sounding poems because if there is one day out of the year people should feel uncomfortable, it should be February 14th.
Right on! I'm gonna try that.
That is so awesome Itchy, you have no idea.
Itchy you should talk to the peoples parents or something about what they do at night that nobody else would know about. Really freak them out.
Try so hard they get restraining orders against you.
hmmmm, i had a bf this week, but we broke up. *sigh*
I think I'll go be emo on V- Day :(
I like how still no-one else has noticed the thread title is spelt wrong...
There's this evil kid in my Junior T.I., and I think I'll see him on V-Day.
I'm gonna make him an evil Valentine.
I like how still no-one else has noticed the thread title is spelt wrong...
I did it on purpose.
I did it on purpose.
I like how I'm the only one who sees through this excuse.
There's this evil kid in my Junior T.I., and I think I'll see him on V-Day.
I'm gonna make him an evil Valentine.
Send him a split, burnt, but-still-bleeding cow heart. And stick a bunch of pins in it with a note saying how much you "love" him. :giggle1:
I don't think if the media and stores hyped it up so much, that I'd even remember it.
Great. Valentines day. Whoop di freakin do. Its just a day in the year to be miserable. *sigh*
Everyone here is so angsty about this. Why not just skip school on the 14th, take a bunch of dirty magazines, some hand lotion...
...erm... and clean them...?
Haha, magazines. Way to live in the past.
Everyone here is so angsty about this. Why not just skip school on the 14th, take a bunch of dirty magazines, some hand lotion...
...erm... and clean them...?
You mean clean your hands? Like when you get Seamen on them? You know what Seaman are rite?
http://www.fredsplace.org/images/eagle/071005/crewforemast.jpg)
Amirite?
Exactly. Wipe those nasty Seamen off.
I used to always be sick on the 14th. Kinda sucked, but I got extra valentines and crap.