Jmac was hit by a truck today, he might not make it though the night. Let this be lesson to all of you not to walk out into the street without looking to pick up anime. Now we all have to pray for him.
WOW.
...I mean wow.
...sadface.
It was really too bad, him being so young, and a nubile virgin. At least we can be thankfull that hes not going to look good for a perspective vampire now.
This thread is filled with lies.
You shouldn't put stress on full body cast. For heavens sake don't try to fap rite now.
I'll have the nurse do it then.
Save your strength or God won't love you anymore.
I'm getting intimidated by the steady stream of new threads here lately, it's getting really hard to keep up for someone who only makes a couple posts a day. :(
Jmac is fighting for his life and you're worried about all the posts, you sicko.
Oh poor jmac! Why so young? But I'm sure we'll forget about it in a few days though...
Umm....yay?
No, not yay. D:
DD:
poor jmac, even though he isn't hurt.
I've just been informed that he attempted to break out of the hopital last night, I heard he was rambling about how he was going to **** a clown in the mouth.
Raping a clown is BADDDDDD Jmac.
He's dillusional, the poor sikko. I don't think he realizes that the clown is his mom
Jmac. We hope you mae it. You are the highest souce of craziness on the forums. Without you our randomness will decrease 13 percent.
Um ... okay ... a kid actually got run over by a car at my school earlier today. I saw the firetrucks and ambulance helicopter come to the grounds. They airlifted him to the children's hospital in Downtown LA, which means the kid's pretty bad off.
Um ... okay ... a kid actually got run over by a car at my school earlier today. I saw the firetrucks and ambulance helicopter come to the grounds. They airlifted him to the children's hospital in Downtown LA, which means the kid's pretty bad off.
pwnt.
pwnt.
He must be feeling better, now stay in bed. Oh, and stop asking around for BJ's.
My friend also actually did get hit by a truck...
i blame the anime.
He must be feeling better, now stay in bed. Oh, and stop asking around for BJ's.
The nurses can't help themselves - supposedly I taste like a combination of vanilla and raspberry.
OMG...
"You guys are SO lucky. I wish I knew a hobo." -Darth_Ave
There's this cool crazy guy that I tihnk must live under a bridge or something near my house. He dresses in this big coat and has a big beard. He rides his bike around aimlessly. I want to stop and offer him help or food or shelter or something when I see him. But you never know. The guy could be freakin' crazy and like kill me or something. It sucks that we live in a world where everyone has to be so cautious of others.
WTF are you talking about, I'd love that, except for living under the bridge.
There's this cool crazy guy that I tihnk must live under a bridge or something near my house. He dresses in this big coat and has a big beard. He rides his bike around aimlessly. I want to stop and offer him help or food or shelter or something when I see him. But you never know. The guy could be freakin' crazy and like kill me or something. It sucks that we live in a world where everyone has to be so cautious of others.
There was this old guy that came up on my porch this one day. He had an injured pigion in his hands, and luckally my mom answered the door. He looked at her and was all like "Is this your pigion?" And my mom's like "...no." So he goes away and he rides his bike around my street and he'd listen to Indians games on his little radio. My family has a lot of weird stories.
Don't even get me started about the Squirrel Nut game...Or that thing with the Dead Kennedys.
Ohh, once, a kid in my class had to be taken to a hospital because he couldn't breathe the air in another class. Poor Jorden D:
The nurses can't help themselves - supposedly I taste like a combination of vanilla and raspberry.
Almost better than beer-flavored boobs.
How do I know those are beer-flavored?
Those look like they belong on this one guy in my class who was an inflated whore for halloween. They called him "Edna" for they day instead of eddie. good times man
That costume was Le Shiz, Lex, admit it.
For greater efficiency consumption is being standardized.
Once again I must remind you that I have no sense of smell or taste so those are meaningless to me. Can you e-mail them?
Actually, it looks more like a behind than like a front.
I still remember what happened last time you posted a picture of a pair of breasts...
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