Princess Dark (aka- B****face)
Dark and Zelda said they'd fought over a boy, though the truth was that Zelda finally told her 'friend' that she was a whore for the way she treated any and all boys with an interest in her.
Ummm, how did you find out about that? I thought I only told Halo cause he wanted to know?
Ummm, how did you find out about that? I thought I only told Halo cause he wanted to know?
..UMM...
Bitchface told us. (
http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?p=2160606#post2160606)
I think the whole month of June should be put into this timeline, because it's the same date a bunch of us joined:
Myself
Mayhem
Halo
Someone
Someone else
Etc.
Darth's 'Death'
-Date unknown
One day, Darth Ave simply stopped posting. Her custom title read 'dead'. This spurred some controversy and Smon started a 'Darth Ave: Dead?' thread concerning her departure. Many thoeries were raised, most ridiculous, a few in the realm of possibility. At last, Darth came back and admitted to being in a crummy mood and simply being fed up with LFRD and didn't feel like posting. Something along the lines. In turn, another thread of unknown name was posted about her return.
That thread would be the 'welcomebackave thread' from Das mole. :D how do I remember this stuff?
-Cheez gets married
-I go the the ceremony and make gay jokes
Oh p'sha, I'll add that later. The Magical Pairing Quiz was where it was at, right? Right.
Change of plans: since I'm in Massachusetts, Cheez is coming here to get married in my shed.
How romantic.
I haven't mowed the lawn in years so there's no gasoline in there that would make it smell like gas so it will work out a-okay.
our honeymoon will be to the town in re4
Oh, but of course! Spain, especially the rural areas marked off my animal skull crossbones are especially scenic. And it definitely doesn't look like Tijuana barfed all over it and gave it all their used things.
Don't come to Ohio or your honeymoon. THIS STATE SUCKS!
our honeymoon will be to the town in re4
Watch for the bastard who sells the 30,000 peseta rocket launcher and give a knife slice for me.
You'd think you could kill and loot him but you cant.
You'd think you could kill and loot him but you cant.
You'd also think you could get some cash from Ashley. She is the Presidents daughter after all.
Me:*Points shotgun at Ashley* Now, I need some cash for that rocket or we both get killed by the giant ogre thingie.
Ashley:*Crouches down*
Me: Bitch*Shoots Ashley*
I wish I understood what you were talking about.
I wish I could get 1,000 posts today. In the next 10 minutes.
I suppose I should link you to a pic of Leon (AKA: videogame hawtness), but later. Only 4 more posts...
December 8th, 2006: Davinq and Miss_Mayhem both reach the 1,000th post mark.
Aw, thanks Dav *glomps*
just ... a post more!
Need help finding a good subtitle... suggestions?
I'm thinking of ... Dangerously Devious Darling OR Forum Raider OR Licenced to Kill.
I'm bringing this back, cause it shold get stickied.
-DarthxPoopdog almost wed.
-EVERYONE WANTS TO MARRY MEEEE
-Smon disappeared. I miss him.
-Dark may be returning.
Oooo
-Zelda adimits she likes somone online
-Maggie ruins my life, along with Zach
-Friday was the BEST DAY EVER!!!! (check livejournal)
-I become Jmac's apprentice
-And get mod status over at the illustrious Sam & Max board
Oh wow you must be proud you are a moderator on the internet now itchy i bet all the bitches want you now.
"hey bb i moderate an internet florum do u want 2 make sex"
"o yah i like a man with power lets go 2 the bathroom and make it in an empty stall"
Yeah, I was expecting that too, but when I try telling girls they are just like "What is Sam & Max...?" and I don't get anywhere.
B!tch Face is coming back?
That time I almost became an internet deviant...
Yeah, I was expecting that too, but when I try telling girls they are just like "What is Sam & Max...?" and I don't get anywhere.
I was going to tell Metallus how hurt I was not being picked to be a Moderator and all, then he put the ball gag back in my mouth. I should really try to find that article, it was almost done.
B!tch Face is coming back?
You can say bitch. ass too. you just can't say f*ck or sh*t.
Although ElTee likes to say f*ck a lot.
Personally, I don't take too many trips downtown.
But how does elTee get away with it? And is bitch face really coming back?
B!tch Face is coming back?
What? Quick! Make another RP thread, so we can kill her gruesomely and horribly again!
But how does elTee get away with it? And is bitch face really coming back?
Eltee=moderator
The return of bitchface - hope so! I created a master plan to scare her away for good.
Oooooh *_* I'm interested now! Me wanna be a part of this! She's gonna have noobs chewing on her ass too!
The master plan is only known by me, zelda, and hackers who can get into my account and read my PM's.
Nice. *looks over sholder* there are hackers out there?
The master plan is only known by me, zelda, and hackers who can get into my account and read my PM's.
Does it involve me relentlessly hitting on her?
Darth_Ave/Ross (aka Poopdog) Drama
Simply put, Darth and Ross nearly get e-married (in the Scars thread). The plans were in progress, however it came to the attention that Ross was probably older than Darth. When someone asked his age, Ross responded by calling the marriage off. Apperantly being an internet pedophile was unfathomable to Ross, and while being a fugitive on the run would be interesting, he noted, it wasn't a path he was willing to take. In turn, Darth was devastated and became depressed. The girls on RD attempted to console her and offered her other possible suitors (St. Jimmy, Smon, Halo, Das Mole, and Davinq). She refused and is currently still upset about the entire affair.
As of now, Bitchface's return is still only a rumour. While some plans to scar her for life and scare her away would be helpful, an RP or something like that isn't neccesary until she makes herself public. She is really only amusing, not much of a threat at all. And Turtlefreak! just 1 more post then you are no longer a newbie!
HAHAHAHAHA This is IT! *does no-longer-noob-victory-dance* Yay! *balloons fall from celing* No one can call me a noob any more! WHEEEEE!
Congrats, TurtleFreak. Yeesh, it's real hard to shorten your name, just like poopdog, er ... Ross.
Does it involve me relentlessly hitting on her?
No, althogu that would help.
Hmmm... call me... Bob. OKAY! From now on you must refer to me as Bob other wise you'll get the cold shoulder. GOT IT! Okay!
Can't I call you Elia?
You can be all 'JOOSE! XD!'
Ehh. What ever works. I can care less. As long as it's not something fruity.
So, now I'm almost a pedo then? Damn, now I have a rap sheet.
Why would that other girl come back anyways? We all hated her and she knew it.