The person who took my order didn't seem to understand a word I said. I hope it gets here. I am hungry! Share your pizza experiences with me. (NOTE - if you were drunk at the time, I don't want to hear about it.)

Last night I was so drunk after I ordered my pizza. This is ACTUAL CONVERSATION ABOUT THE PiZZA:
Nute: i am waiting for pizza
PB: I ate pizza today
Nute: i waits
*ten minutes pass*
Nute: PIZZA HERE
PB: l33t
PB: PEPPERONI?
Nute: yes
PB: YUMMY

Wasn't that EXCITING? The PIZZACHICK was hot too, and we thought that was odd because the chances of her getting kidnapped and murdered were even higher because she was HOT.

Hey, I wasn't drunk after all. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)



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My pizza got here! Time to dine http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif)

This is Porkins, I'm going to finish off this cheese pizza then I'm heading into the trench.

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That was a FUN day...

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Man, I remember that one pizaa storry, that was really funny, so...
wait, damn we were drunk at that time...
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Okay, so we made this one guy to call the place, he was pretty drunk at the time, the call was somehting like that:

My friend:
"Hi, it's me. I wanna order some pizza"
Pizza Guy on the phone:
"??? Who's there?"
We break all out loughing 'cause of course the pizza guy has no clue whatsoever who that guy on the phone is.
"Ah damn, I mean it's Kaim, I wanna order some pizza, lemme see... hey guys what do ya want?"
We all yell at him like mad so of course he doesn't understand a word. So he wanted to leave the room, too bad he didn't notice the dog standing behind him...
"WHAT pizzas do you wanna order?"
"Wait a sec, I'll leave the... DAMN! I fell over the dog!!! Stupid thing, get out of my way"
So there he lies on the floor struggling to get up yelling at the dog (and into the phone) how stupid the dog is...
"Ah... everything okay over there?"
"Yeah yeah, I am almost up, I'll get outta here, hang on a sec!"

So, my frined finally gets out and completes the order. Now, this was a pickup place, so somebody had to go there to get the pizza. Hehe, of course we made him go there and get the pizza. (With us hot on his trail checking out the pizza mans face when he saw this drunken guy picking up the pizza...)
Man, you shouldV'e seen the face of the pizza guy when he gavbe my frined the pizze, it wqas just great! I just wondered he didn't call an ambulance LOL...

Okay, maybe it doesn't SOUND as funny as it was, but I tell ya what, drink a couple of bears and do the same, I bet you'll be rolling on the floor loughing!

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This isn't about ordering but it is about pizza.

This one guy that I know had a pizzare, but he was extremly cheap. If a mistake was made he wouldn't fix it, he would constantly want to put spoiled food on the pizza and sell it. Thank god that he went out of business.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

I finished my pizza 3 hrs ago.

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I'm eating pizza right now...

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...

I want pizza.

I eat too much pizza...

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...

I'll never forget the time me and Billygates (of RAL fame) raped the pizza girl... Last I heard she moved to Alabama where she lives in a trailer park with a mullet named Hay-zus... But I lost contact after the last tornado. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)

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Me.

Nitro, that is tasteless.

Agreed.

So let's kill him.

looks for weapons.

another thread heading towards violence.


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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

that is just sick...

Thats why he said that he will never forget.Besides,I hate to think about the thought about 2 people raping a person.

Where did you order it from Keyan? The best pizza place is the pizza hut next to the bowling alley on route one, right up from the main campus
(sorry to those of you who have no idea what i'm talking about)

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A stupid place in town gave my pizza away twice, after 3 hours we had to go pick it up ourselves, it sucked. The last time we got pizza drunk we tipped the driver a Miller Lite, smart huh.

sounds like typical Zarg to me

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It was Papa John's. I wasn't aware anywhere else delivered to the dorms.

Dominoes+Sausage+Bell Peppers=|33t

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Domino's=not very l33t

yeah yeah yeah Thrawn, atleast I didn't go drive to pick it up

Viva Chicago Deep Dish!!!!


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that reminds me of the time me and nuteiferous went to get pizza from this little place on the corner near his high school...we were sitting at this booth and he was trying to make me laugh...and then he said something really dumb just as i took a drink of my root beer and i started laughing, but then it got all fizzy up my nose and stuff...and then horror of all horrors this yummy boy walked by and i fizzed all over him with my laughing bubbling nose. it was heinous i tell you.

Be serious...there's no "yummy boys" around here other than me.

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Pizza, huh...give me a packet of crisps any day...

Pizza is the staple of any college student's diet. And beer.

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I've never had a beer in my life. (Well, my dad actually made me drink a little when I was 8, but that's it.) Nothing makes you seem more stupid than getting drunk out of your mind, stumbling into the bathroom at 4:30 AM, and taking a shower (while singing and the top of your lungs and puking all over the place). And since I'm the only one who ever bothers to clean the bathroom, it's not that funny.

And so is shampane.I tried a couple of sips when I was young during New Year's day.

"shampane"

That is awesome http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif)

Not this again.Okay.I spelled it wrong.There.

Originally posted by Keyan Farlander:
stumbling into the bathroom at 4:30 AM, and taking a shower (while singing and the top of your lungs and puking all over the place)

How's that different from a normal day?



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I had a little but of alcohol once(don't remember what kind) and all I remember that it was AWFUL and I got a headache waaaaay out of proportion to what I had. It was on accident too!

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Recent research tells that 2 or 3 beers a day decreases the chance of heart diseases. So beer isn't necessarily evil. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif)

That's just a lame excuse to say that beer is good for you. There are dozens of things that will do the exact same thing without the adverse effects of alcohol. Besides, that's not what I'm talking about. Having a beer is one thing. Drinking it out of a hose for an hour is another.

Everything excessive is damaging. But this knowledge doesn't withhold me from drinking beer. Nor does the fact that it might be good for you encourages me to do it.
But puking in the shower? That is so...yuck! (<--- I checked the spelling, Ike http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif) )

The guy that lived across the street from me lived to the ripe old age of 96 on a diet of whiskey and pretzels for the last twenty years of his life

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Well hell, then it must be good for ya. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif)

Note sarcasum.

There is no difference. My parents have usually have one mixed drink, every Friday night, just to relax. I see nothing wrong with it. Afterall, they've earned it.

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That guy was awesome. Loudest person I ever met...

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The only time I ever realyl puked from drinking was becasue I filled up my stomach, it HAD to come out, right on the bouncers shoes nonetheless.
I see nothing wrong with drinking, and in moderation its 'ill-effects' are no worse than eating too much steak, which apparantly is bad for you.

on the subject of diets, has anyone else heard about the 70 year old man who calims to have found the fountain of youth? He drinks a 10 gallon jug of the water coming out of a fountain in a park a week. It has twice the amount of radiation that is legal under state law. And people wonder why they can't punch/sort/count ballots?

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Originally posted by Zargon:
The only time I ever realyl puked from drinking was becasue I filled up my stomach, it HAD to come out, right on the bouncers shoes nonetheless.
I see nothing wrong with drinking, and in moderation its 'ill-effects' are no worse than eating too much steak, which apparantly is bad for you.

Um, if you puke, you've had too much. Drinking in moderation is one thing. Loving beer is fine. My girlfriend's dad loves it - makes it himself. That is a far cry from what college students do. Beer damages your liver, yes, but it also makes you gain a lot of weight when consumed like that. It also makes you drunk, which seems to be the reason people like it, but that makes you do things that you would not normally do, and that can be dangerous. Frankly, the thought of taking something into by body that will alter ny behavior scares the hell out me.

One Tequilla
Two Tequilla
Three Tequilla
FLOOR!!!!!

Originally posted by Keyan Farlander:
Frankly, the thought of taking something into by body that will alter ny behavior scares the hell out me.

So, basically, you don't eat anything.



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Yeah, food alters my behavior a lot. Before I eat it, I'm all "Damn I'm hungry! Where are the Oreos?!" and afterwards I'm all "Ok, that's better"

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I used to eat a lot of Oreos untill I found out that it makes yer teeth black.

Hint: Never eat it in front of yer girlfriend. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)