Ninja's beat the **** outta pirates AND Samurais. any day.
LUNGFISH!
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Ninja's beat the **** outta pirates AND Samurais. any day.
What about knights?
Knights are covered in heavy metal plates called armor and the armor dose not protect them at all...just makes them heavier so they move slower they have horses,but a ninja can easily scare it.A ninja is fast they have better weapons, are masters of stealth,etc....A ninja can beat the crap out of a knight easily.
By the way Woodnote I never said hi sorry about that... sooo.....umm.......HELLO!!
Knights are covered in heavy metal plates called armor and the armor dose not protect them at all...just makes them heavier so they move slower they have horses,but a ninja can easily scare it.A ninja is fast they have better weapons, are masters of stealth,etc....A ninja can beat the crap out of a knight easily.
By the way Woodnote I never said hi sorry about that... sooo.....umm.......HELLO!!
Hiya!
All ninjas have though are stealth and dinky little shurikens. A pirate could easily dodge the shuriken and destroy the ninjas with a cannon.
He'd be too drunk to not pass out before he reached it!
We've all seen the simulations people. Ninja's easily dispatch all other enemies out there. See the multitude of my previous posts for confirmation. We really need to get the happy glitter movement going again Mayhem.
Nooooo she does not! A ninja can outwit Rosie then kill her or just bribe her with something then kill her and take the item back.
Are you implying Rosie O' Donnel can't drive?
You know who wins against everyone?
The Grim Reaper.
I mena, he can touch someone and they're dead. And you can't kill him, cause there'll just be a new one. DDD:
It's true that the Grim Reaper can kill anyone he wants,but he only kills people who are on his list and no one else.
Hypothetically, the Reaper can win everyone, but like Tabby said; Reapers have strict orders on who's souls they can reap.
I wouldn't say a knight could "easily" dodge a shuriken. Afterall, throwing deadly metal objects and killing people/animals are one of their "core subjects."
....Speaking of badass armor: History Channel showed how the Romans' plated armor deflected scorpion bolts (the siege weapon, not the MK guy or animal). It's a shame civilization went down the ****ter with the Dark Ages else we'd be at least 500 years more advanced.
Anyway, getting back on topic. I think the term for ninja mafia is "Yakuza" or "Triads."
Ya know, a ninja could be a pirate: "One who preys on others; a plunderer."
Yakuza is just the name of the Japanese mafia in general.
The dark ages didn't help humanity any, and killing off the natives in the Americas didn't either. The mayans were bathing 3 times a day and had a functioning sewere system and the Aztecs were performing a crude form of brain surgery while in Europe people were dieing because they were too filthy.
Hypothetically, the Reaper can win everyone, but like Tabby said; Reapers have strict orders on who's souls they can reap.
Orly??
If you're all going to be so technicall, Shurikens weren't used for killing at all. They were used to make 'clinky' distraction noises.
Ninjas are a bi-product of samurai. Samurai -as we all know- are pretty much Japanese nights. Therefore, Ninjas stand together with (European) knights and shake hands with them.
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http://www.ninjaburger.com/)
I am yet to order one burger
Wow, thats awesome, I never seen that thing before!
Have you been introduced to The Good Doctor (
http://www.drmcninja.com)?)
Ninja burger is awesome. I'm actually a member of their forums. And I've read the employee manual. And Read heaps upon heaps of their comics. I've part of them for years now actually.
Oh god. Not this again.
Put the thread away, Jimmy. It's over.
Hey, let's just all agree thta the only thing that can beat pirates & ninja's is zombies!
Oh god. Not this again.
Put the thread away, Jimmy. It's over.
Nevar!
Hey, let's just all agree thta the only thing that can beat pirates & ninja's is zombies!
Nevar!!!!!!!
Your undying devotion to this thread is nothing short of inspiring Jimmy *wipes away tear*
I give you a medal for your work. *gives medal for his work*
Hey, let's just all agree thta the only thing that can beat pirates & ninja's is zombies!
No!
Walking corpses that shamble around and eat brains cannot compare to the awesomeness of pirates or ninjas! Where are their cool ships and throwing stars?
Yeesh, they're not even a cool kind of undead either. Liches > zombies.
Your undying devotion to this thread is nothing short of inspiring Jimmy *wipes away tear*
I give you a medal for your work. *gives medal for his work*
Well thankyou very much Mayhem. It hasn't been easy, but this thread still lives. And it's the least I can do for our earth's protectors, Ninjas..
Against Ninja ForPrez? P'sha. Those who dont appreciate the ninja should elave.
Ninjas+Wizards>knights>samurai>pirates
How about, Ninja's = win.
Same man, ninjas and wizards are awesome, they beat anybody
Ninjas are above magic dude. -Above- it. It only slows them down.
so what about Ninpo magic chum?
Ninpo magik is the best one, wizards do suk when it comes to that.
This thread stinks. Badly.
So do you Dav, but you don't hear us complaining..
Where is the pic of Dav when you need it?
Naw, just messing with ya Dav, wth did you post that though?
That pic shall haunt him forever. You best beleive it will turn up once again at some point.
Anf if you aren't going to appreciate ninjas, GO AWAI!!!
Amen. AMEN! This thread is solely for the praise of our savior's NINJAS! They will rock your world! Actually, they already do. You just don't know it yet.
OMG You've read Ninja burger too!? Awesome book. I should join those forums.
Pirates are nice and all, But Ninja's win in the end.
Pirates are nice and all, But Ninja's win in the end.
True. So very true.
It would still be a fantastic fight.
On another note, since when have Darth and Mayhem been moderators?
Haven't been around for a while.. have you?
On another note, since when have Darth and Mayhem been moderators?
Since April 2nd. xD
Lol^ But you know, who's counting...