Everyone knows Superman is a dick.
Tell us your favorite stories of when you realized "Oh that guy is a dick!"
Or just tell us moments when you realized Batman was a dumbass. Either way.
For instance... Al Gore thinks global warming was caused by pollution. He's wrong.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/supermanredandbluepanel3gb5.jpg)
When did you realize Superman was a total ******* and Batman was a dumbass? Or can you disprove my awesome theories?
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...I don't know I'm just bored.
Superman's a dick.
hehe...I said dick.
Feels pretty good. I'm not allowed to say that on other forums.
I completely agree that Superman is a dick. Batman, however, isn't a dumbass...ok, maybe when Adam West was Batman, he was a dumbass, but no more.
Superman eats a whole bunch of s**t.
Batman on the other hand uses bats for his dirty jobs, if you know what I mean.;)
Batman on the other hand uses bats for his dirty jobs, if you know what I mean.;)
ARRGH! That's painful to think about...
I completely agree that Superman is a dick. Batman, however, isn't a dumbass...ok, maybe when Adam West was Batman, he was a dumbass, but no more.
Allow me to rephrase... he isn't a dumbass. His logic is just... well, a bit off. Like when he says a guy can't break out of places just because he's in prison. (
http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/batman2.htm)
Also, Bat-crap! (
http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/batman6.htm)
Wow! hey guys I'm like on a forum thats about baging people out. Do you know what this means? It means I'm going slitly insane.
Mmm..I duno I think "The Hulk" beats them all. (You know like in doke wise and all)
Superman's a dick.
hehe...I said dick.
Feels pretty good. I'm not allowed to say that on other forums.
Dick.
Mmm..I duno I think "The Hulk" beats them all. (You know like in doke wise and all)
Pffft, please. Hulk gets the green crap kicked on a regular basis by guy's who are faster and smarter than him. Like Deadpool and...wait...you guy's probably don't even know who that is...um...*retreats back into nerd lair*
That's what I'm saying! He's a doke!
doke or dork? I think doke should be a new word.
I'm starting a new thred. But it's REALLY importent. (Sorry St. Jimmy, I think I spellt it right)
Pffft, please. Hulk gets the green crap kicked on a regular basis by guy's who are faster and smarter than him. Like Deadpool and...wait...you guy's probably don't even know who that is...um...*retreats back into nerd lair*
Deadpool is a dick. Seriously, that isn't evil, it's just mean. (
http://deadpool.ytmnd.com/)
How can you not love deadpool? He isn't a dick, he's just awesome.
Hey, no one said Deadpool was a hero. He's a mercenary, after all. There's no such thing as a nice assassin. However, he's done some good stuff now and then. At least Deadpool doesn't pretend to be good like Superman!
Deadpool never got the attention or respect that he so rightfully deserves.
Batman is only a dick if he's being played by George Cloony(Joel Shumacre(Yah I don't remember how to spell his name) is a shmuck). Batman returns was the best Batman movie in my mind. Although I have the strongest urge to go down to Rochester and relive the musuem Joker scene from the first film
at Mitchell Hendersons grave(Because he was an hero). I have much respect for the work of Tim Burton so **** off. Oh yah Michael Keaton was the best Batman ever, that new guy is pretty good, Val Kilmer was pretty goo (Although he was a better "Iceman" then he was a Batman, and of course there is Cloony (D-Bag!).
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0f/Keaton.jpg/250px-Keaton.jpg)
Val kilmer, Steven Segal, Chuck Norris, Jean-Cluade-Van Damme, Albert Einstein, Apone from the movie Aliens, that one guy from that movie you know that guy, and us Razputin Domain forumites should all star in a movie. Uwe Boll is set to direct. It will be pure cinema beauty....With speed lines.
I'm better then Brad Pitt, I should star in the theatrical adaption of Atlas Shrugged, of course I only got around to buying the book today. I'm still better then Brad Pitt.