My plan. To have a have a post for this thread for every day of the year pointing out holidays and stuff. One year from today we'll see this thread.
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If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass!
Didn't you try something like this before? IT sounds familiar...
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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!
Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!
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This thread will die a horrible, horrible death involving whatever is under Nute's robes. I have forseen it. The general incident that is. Not any particulars...
Um...
*Runs away*
Let me get this strait, your going to post here at least once every day for a year?
um,......why?
Isn't it obvious! He's just been fired and this is the only thing he can afford to do.
that's nuts. we can't keep a thread going for a year due to post/thread limitations.
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REMINDER TO SELF at August 3,2002: Take shower, wear new underwear.
Unless China nukes us, I don't think a year from now is going to be any different.
But now I will leave a message from myself for the Nute in the future to read:
Hello and greetings Future Nute.
How are you? The past is going okay, but I'm not sure how it's going to turn out. Maybe you can tell me.
I'm reading 1984 right now. In the future, has the Party achieved total control over your daily life and begun observing you through telescreens and hidden microphones? It would be a shame if you were killed in the purges and were unable to read this message. If the Party hasn't taken control, have you at least HELPED? I mean all this work I've been putting into the...er...stuff. I would hate for all that to go to waste.
How was Episode II, assuming that the great upheavel around the rise of the Party didn't make that movie not come out.
Have they invented flying cars yet? that would suck if they haven't. i mean they promised flying cars and where the hell are the flying cars damnit
I just realized there's no way for Future Nute to contact me so this is all a waste of time.
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maybe in a year it will be possible...
Yeah, but if that were true we would have heard from him (future Nute) by now!
Aren't time paradoxes fun?
I'd like to tell myself that when I jumpstart the warp engines cold on the event horizon of Cygnus X-1 and slingshot myself out of danger through a subspace rift, I must remember to calculate in the mass of acceleration or I could wind up being temporally misplaced into the past.
Good luck, me!
http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif) Shoot the rapids.
A year from now. lets see I think the thread will die in a few weeks.
Well, the only real way to kill a thread is to get it closed by one of the moderators. *(Exposes himself in public.)* How's this?
To: Future Cracken
Subject: WWHHHHHHAAAAAZZZZZZAAAAAPPPP!!?!?!?
From: Past Cracken
Hello, my well cultured asian counter part! And how are we today? well, I'm dandy, as I'm on the road to becoming a supervisor at Regal Cinema's. Are you (I mean I...... Wierd) still employed there? Free movies man, can't go wrong.
Have you found a female suited to your (our) tastes yet? An intelligent, funny, girl gamer who's good looking? Not that you can tell me, but oh well. Keep looking. there's GOT to be one out there. maybe.....
And have you gotten over that Diablo II addiction yet? It's been (will be) two years man! get a life! Sheesh.
well, Enjoy your Senior year at school. I'm NOT gonna enjoy my Junior year. it will be the embodyment of suckage.
Peace!
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Yes my plan has worked! I shall brainwashed to my command on day 256. Nothing can stop me now MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oops nothing forget what I just said mindless rant!
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If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass!
Wally the space dolphin notes that automobiles display the most curious behavior of any of Earth's land-dwelling species with their strange linear herding patterns, bioluminescent mating displays that can be seen from space and the way they swallow human beings, only to disgourge them--apparently unharmed--miles away from where they started.
To: Future Zaarin
Subject: A short reminder
Date: About a year ago, OK? I tend to lose track of the days. It happens when you only see the sun every couple of months.
Hey there, big guy, how've ya been? Ever make 20 kills in a game of CS? Seen the outside world recently? I wouldn't know much about that, I haven't been there for a long while. (I would, but the electronically controlled door operators, those servants of the mysterious world order, haven't approved our visa yet.)
Before I forget, please, please tell me you've finally got that personal 270Mbit T4 line installed? And don't say you haven't got the money. It's like I keep telling myself: All you gotta do is hack Microsoft, and steal a few billion off Bill Gates. Hey, so long as Microsoft is on the receiving end, bank robbing is ethical. And deface some of their sites while your at it. Oh, and taking some source code wouldn't go amiss.
Anyway, I hope you acheived those, and all your other dreams. And for the love of god, keep that cupboard shut.
-Zaarin.
We are already posting from earth-year 2380.
Do you wish us to open a temporal conduit to 2381 or 2002?
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Resistance is futile.
The only way you will see this thread in 1 year, is in an archive and full of spam!
not to self, when Zaarin is online message "ha ha" to him.
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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Note to self...don't forget how ticked I am about them killing Criton and they had better bring him back somehow...
Hello future me. You better not suck. That is all.
*suddenly, a phone booth, with a funky-looking antenna appears*
<FONT COLOR = "white">*gets out of phone booth*
Whoa. Cool ride.</FONT>
Whoa! Dude, you're me!
<FONT COLOR = "white">From the future, dude.</FONT>
Uh, what's with the 80s surfer accent?
<FONT COLOR = "white">Well, y'see dude, in a few months, this is gonna become real popular again. It's that whole philosophy of space-time being circular, and the far future curving back on itself to connect with the distant past, n' stuff.</FONT>
Excellent, man. But, how do you know all this?
<FONT COLOR = "white">Oh, the girl <strike>I'm</strike> <strike>you're</strike> we're going with is a Physics major.</FONT>
Wha? I thought "Crisis-girl" was an English major.
<FONT COLOR = "white">Not her, dude; the one you'll meet in September, in Witchcraft class. You know, the black-haired chick you caught checkin' you, er, us out last winter?</FONT>
She's a wiccan/goth too? Awesome!!!
<FONT COLOR = "white">She is most righteous, me-dude. But, y'know, it's only a possible future, so I may be changing it just by telling you, or me. Whoa, wierd.</FONT>
It is most circuitous, dude. But, where did I get the booth?
<FONT COLOR = "white">Oh! The future-me wanted me to give myself this. I guess that's you.
*hands over the Phoenix Gate*
You're supposed to do some stuff here, then jump to 2026 and meet up with some guy called Rufus. He'll give you the phone booth. Then you'll come to 2002 and give it to me before using the Phoenix Gate to dance back to here.
*looks around*
And it's great to see all you guys again, BTW.
Oh, and Nute, I have an important message from you to yourself, dude.</FONT>
Don't break it. Whatever you do, don't break it, or all my plans will fall apart.
<FONT COLOR = "white">He said <strike>he</strike> you'd know what he was talking about.
Well, I've gotta get gone, folks.
Be excellent to each other.
*re-enters booth, and dials a number*</FONT>
*booth vanishes with a flash of light and a wild guitar riff*
Whoa. Surreal.
Sorry, guys, what were we talking about?
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It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery.
Does anyone recall that movie "Bill & Ted's excellent adventure" ?
That was a crap film. Did anyone play the NES game? No? Good, because that was even worse!
a game was actually made? wow.
What is it with phone booths and time traveling? First Dr. Who, then Bill & Ted...
Come to think of it phone booths play an important place in many a sci-fi tale. The Matrix, for example. Let's not forget Superman...
Methinks there's a thesis in here somewhere... ahhh, I can't be bothered.
its humanities subconcious outcry over our dislike of small enclosed spaces and the ways our minds represent them as more than physical objects to allow us to survive within them...
Whne we're all done typing messages to ourself, I'll mail me a letter, and have it delivered the day we archive the thread, and close it down. THEN, ONE YEAR LATER, I'll post a topic about it, and we'll revive it. It'll fun, no? a small XWA time capsule!!
GET GOIN' ON TYPIN' THOSE MESSAGES, PEOPLE!
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wow! an XWA time line, well when in Rome....
Hey me U suck now and u will still suck in the future! hahaha
http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif) well i hope u have found some way to kill Jar Jar and barney and the rest and have taken over the world, and made it into a star wars made real world where X-wing and Alliance fighter types exist. But as always u will suck!
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To: Rebel Loyaltist of the Future.
I hope you're getting good grades. You'll need em. How's your 1.7 GHz Computer? I hope it's working well. Have you found a girl yet? You'd better have or I'll make sure their's no future you....... j/k. You've probably seen Episode 2 a few thousand times already you lucky son of a *****. I leave this message for you as a sign of how lame my life is. I hope suff is cool then.
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If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass!
Slowy all of you will become my drones
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If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass!
I am aware of at least six methods of travelling through time:
A slingshot manoeuvre around a star. This is very difficult and dangerous because if the calculations are off even by a degree, the starship will go out of control (at best), or be destroyed (at worst).
The phone booth from the future capable of travelling along the Circuits of Time. The booth is cramped and uncomfortable, but generally dependable and easy to repair.
Doc Brown's Delorean. Any vehicle equipped with a flux capacitor can breach the temporal fabric when it reaches 88 miles per hour. The Delorean is very accurate, but can travel only through time, meaning that you will be in the same location when you suddenly appear on a set of train tracks or in front of a stampede.
The Key of Time used by Rini to travel between the 30<sup>th</sup> and 20<sup>th</sup> centuries. The Key of time can (usually) only carry one traveller at a time, and all time travellers must confront Sailor Pluto, who lives inside the "Timestream," and may be an artificial life-form.
The Phoenix Gate. The gate is powered by magic and draws the user to a certain event that they must concentrate on. Like all magical travel, the gate has a mind of its own, and will take a traveller (called a "TimeDancer") where they need to be rather than where they wish to go. The gate is also difficult to control, although it does have a built-in translator (allowing TimeDancers to speak the language of where/whenever they appear), and possibly a homing/anchor system that pulls the TimeDancer back to his or her "proper" timeline regardless of any changes made.
The Song of Time, when played on the Ocarina of Time, by a Guardian of Time, will allow travel to certain time-coordinates. Like the Phoenix Gate, the Song and Ocarina will only transport travellers where they are needed, and the traveller has no control over the destination. This system requires both the Song itself and the Ocarina, as a measure of security.
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It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery.
Where's my cheese?
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If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass!
To future Admiral:
How many swords do you have now? How many batches of Beer made. How is Star Wars Galatic Battlegrounds and Morrowind? How was being a senior in HS? Are you still alive?
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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
To future Taarkin:
PORN WAREHOUSE.
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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!
Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!
Official forum Psychic
Originally posted by Taarkin:
To future Taarkin:
PORN WAREHOUSE.
All you p0rn belongs to us!
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If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass!
I don't know how to follow that comment.
Well, you handled the situation very nicely.
Aren't you forgetting something, Taarky?
Shouldn't it be:
To future Taarkin:
LESBIAN PORN WAREHOUSE.
Time Travel Method #7: scan traveler into transporter buffer, translate pattern feed into quantum spin-reversed tachyons which are emitted through main deflector. When the tachyons decay and the physical pattern is recoalesced, traveler will be in the past. Altering quantum spin direction and acceleration vectors adjust placement to any point in time.
Starfleet would be really pissed if they caught me divulging this. Fortunately I escaped into their past, and they can't find me.
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Time Travel Method #8: The Vortex
Little is known about the Vortex. It is a monstrous storm-like disturbance and the Vortex itself is at least a mile across. It has only occured four in all of known history and both times in the same location. It appeared December 5, 1941, December 7, 1941 and twice at some point in the middle of the 1980s off of Hawaii. The USS Nimitz and her fighter wing were transported from the 80s to December 5, 1941 in the direct path of the oncoming Japanese fleet. The Nimitz itself suffered significant damage to her electrical systems during transit. However, when she and her wing (which was airborne at the time, as they had been massing to attack the Japanese) were transported back, no damage was taken.
Originally posted by Rebel Loyaltist:
All you p0rn belongs to us!
Its 'All of your p0rn are belong to us' fool!
Originally posted by Nute Gunray:
Time Travel Method #8: The Vortex
Little is known about the Vortex. It is a monstrous storm-like disturbance and the Vortex itself is at least a mile across. It has only occured four in all of known history and both times in the same location. It appeared December 5, 1941, December 7, 1941 and twice at some point in the middle of the 1980s off of Hawaii. The USS Nimitz and her fighter wing were transported from the 80s to December 5, 1941 in the direct path of the oncoming Japanese fleet. The Nimitz itself suffered significant damage to her electrical systems during transit. However, when she and her wing (which was airborne at the time, as they had been massing to attack the Japanese) were transported back, no damage was taken.
I remember that movie!
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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!
Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!
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Originally posted by JR2000Z:
Its 'All of your p0rn are belong to us' fool!
I knew someone would comment on that. Damnit damnit damnit!
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If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass!
What game is that "All your base are belong to us." from, and where can I get a copy?
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We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York.
We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.
-Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters