I think they're trying to kill me!
I think they're trying to kill me!
I hate women suffragists. You should throw a cream cheese grenade at em. It always works. ALWAYS.
Unless there's a fat one and she just eats it.
Then the cream cheese grenade is useless!
I've posted. I can't un-post.
I've posted. I can't un-post.
Well, it is possible to get it deleted.
Yeah, but that's a time consuming and tedious process I'd rather avoid.
Did you ever hear the one about the midgets who loved sodomy?
Is that a rhetorical question? What if I said "yes". Would you still tell the joke?
I'd tell you "a joke" only it would involve Gordon Freeman, Brad Pitt's corpse, and hundreds of tribals.
That'd be quite the admirable undertaking, Samnmax. Do you think you have what it takes?
That was the joke isn't it funni?
It's difficult to laugh when you're vomiting.
Ugh! Imagen trying to laugh while vomiting! There'd be at least three times the mess and it would be rather difficult. The blast radius alone would be amazing.
indeed it would.
i'm having a tree frog for dinner.
Can't I just have spagettios?
Is it a live tree frog, or one of those pre-packaged ones?
I love to read about American Colonists getting scalped by the natives, don't you?
I love to read about smallpox!
I should so be studying my ACT book right now.
Is it a live tree frog, or one of those pre-packaged ones?
It was alive when I ate it. *Belches* Ahh good stuff.
Also, today sucked becuase some b***h poured salt on my applesuace and I hate salt on my applesuace!!!!!!! It tastes gross.
Mmm. Salty applesuace....... sorry. You gotta love practical jokes. I made some guy drink piss just over a week ago.
Kevin Kostner freakin' drinks piss all the time. He loves it. We should all be more like Kevin Kostner.
...and Dance with Wolves, while being a Postman, on a Waterworld thinking of a Field of Dreams. <insert movie name here>
I would much rather be Chuck Norris.
I would much rather be Chuck Norris.
Ditto.
Chuck Norris? WTF he's lame now. Maybe he was cool before all his fan following crap, but now he's lame. Steven Seagal is where it's at. Also Kevin Kostner is awesome to the extreme. NEAT-O!
I would much rather be Chuck Norris.
Sorry but the whole Chuck Norris internet meme thing was kicked to the ground and butt****ed to death like 2 years ago.
yes, reinforcing the motion i would rather be a lame ass joke than kevin Kostner.
Implying, kevin kostner isnt even good/lame enough to have his own internet joke parade, the loser.
Are you making a reference to the band? If so, your death tablets are long overdue.
No the long died out toy company.
yes, reinforcing the motion i would rather be a lame ass joke than kevin Kostner.
Implying, kevin kostner isnt even good/lame enough to have his own internet joke parade, the loser.
Anyone who can scam people out of millions of dollars through the power of ****ty acting isn't a loser.
Anyone who can scam people out of millions of dollars through the power of ****ty acting isn't a loser.
Why are we talking about Sean Penn?
I don't know.
For a second I thought we were talking about tigers.
*derialness*
On an important note: penguins are going to take over the world. Followed by Mimes.
**** mimes and people named Marcel.
what would they do? Trap us all into seperate invisible walls?
ther nothing to them really. wheres the cleavage?
why the **** is there glitter on them?
thats not glitter, thats Samandmax221's manjam.
thats not glitter, thats Samandmax221's manjam.
you dont have enough experience to make jokes of that level.
you dont have enough experience to make jokes of that level.
You don't know him well enough to make a comment like that.
You don't know him well enough to make a comment like that.
good thing i dont need to know him to make a comment like that.
If he thinks Manjam looks like that then I'm going to have to agree.
you dont have enough experience to make jokes of that level.
i think you should get to know the person you make comments about that first. Saying that was a total shot in the dark, and you missed. I've had more tits, pussy and ass than you've got in your history folder on your internets. Which being the supposed computer nerd you appear to be, i would think is quite extensive.
If he thinks Manjam looks like that then I'm going to have to agree.
The joke being that it was yours, you infertile tw*t
If he thinks Manjam looks like that then I'm going to have to agree.
i win, so answer my question: WHY ARE THEY SPARKLING?
i think you should get to know the person you make comments about that first. Saying that was a total shot in the dark, and you missed. I've had more tits, pussy and ass than you've got in your history folder on your internets. Which being the supposed computer nerd you appear to be, i would think is quite extensive.lol internet tough guy.