It's time we get a new game! The "Oh ****, I've just killed the person above me" game!
Right, the rules are that the first person will type out a situation e.g. Bob was walking down the street.
Then the second person will kill them: when he got mowed down by a pentioner on a moped!
Then the third guy would kill the old guy on the moped and so on and so on.
All clear? Good. Ahem:
Maria Sharapova was playing tennis when...
She saw Anna Kournikova working out and died of awe.
then Lindsay Lohan showed up and shot Anna (sorry, 8 am is way too early to have any original ideas).
Then, uh, some guy came and killed Lindsay.
:(
Then, uh, some guy came and killed Lindsay.
:(
then the guy died in obscurity as he ran in a fit of depression right infront of a bus that happened to be driven at the time by Cary Elwes.
(we using celeberties only?)
Then some average Joe dragged Cary Elwes off the bus, held him up at gunpoint, took him to the local zoo, and threw him in with the...urrrr....lions. No, tigers....Nah, lions.
Then Uwe Boll dragged him to a room where he tied him to a chair and made him watch all his movies over and over again, so he died in a really painful way.
EDIT: Then Uwe Boll was set upon by a pack of venomous hellhounds, whose leader was a man who really hated Uwe Boll?
But then there's no one left to kill!
^Now Nick, go for the kill!
Nick dillydallied too long and forgot about the hellhounds. They eventually finished up Uwe Boll and proceeded to devour our beloved forumite.
Then after witnessing this whole affiar, Herman Munster went into a blind rage, accidently killing four people.
And then a convenient mob of townsfolk with torches and pitchforkes eviscerated poor Herman, robbing The Munsters of their breadwinner.
Then one of the townsfolk (somehow) managed to drench everybody with kerosene, and then proceded to set fire to them all
Then Ozzy Osburne showed up and bit his head off
Then Geezer Butler showed up a smashed Ozzy's head in with his bass guitar
Then Alfred, Bruce Wayne's butler, walked in and slowly talked Geezer into dying.
Then Don Johnson came along in his Miami Vice guise and shot Alfred
Then Godzilla came and roasted Don Johnson with his flamebreath....
Then Rodan appeared and emitted a radioactive heat beam from his mouth, killing Godzilla
Then came Thor and smashed Rodan to dust.......
Then Rosie O'Donnell came and threw a rubber band at the Thor's head.
Then came Donald Trump and sued her, then she got executed....
Then Chuck Norris came out of nowere and bit Donald Trump's face off - killing him instantly.
Then Tony Montana appears, yells "Say 'Hello' to my little friend!" and unloads a whole magazine of ammo into Chuck
Then came Wolverine and cuts him to dead......
Then White Goodman from Dodgeball comes and suffocates Wolverine with his rich long stylish hair.
Then came Venom and beated White Goodman to dead, then eated his remains.....
Then Benny Goodman came along and bludgeoned Venom to death with his clarinet.
Then came Carnage and attacked Benny, resulting in Goodman's death...
Then King Kong came and ripped Carnage in halfe with his bare hands
Then came The Grim Reaper and destoyed Kong's soul....
Then Domino Hurley arrived and sprouted the grim reaper (named Jim) for stealing his rip.
Then Manny sailed a coral grinder into Domino
Then George of the Jungle swung on a vine and hit Manny, killing him.
Then came a T-Rex and caught George in his fangs, and dismembered him...
Then Bastila Shan came and took her top off to reveal her $$$ and at the sight the T-Rex dropped dead with his eyes wide open.
Then came Revan and divorced Bastila for doing that, which let Bastila to suicide.....
Then came The Exile, and showed Revan his lightsaber kills....Revan died just like that because The Exiles skill where so terrible.
Then came Sion and told the Exile "you are beautiful to me", and the Exile killed herself for thinking that she was so ugly for attracting Sion......
Then came the kid from the Bob Sinclair music video's and killed Sion with a guitar.
Then came Goku and used some cool martial art techniques and defeated the kid...
Then a Hunter from Halo comes and bashes Goku to death with its solid shield
Then Gordon Freeman came along and smashed the Hunter with his crowbar
Then George Foreman comes and burns Gordon's head under the George Foreman grill.
Then Montgomery Burns comes and burns George with a flamethrower for having previously burnt Gordon Freeman's head.
Then comes Maggie and shoots Mr. Burns, killing him....
Then Jaba the Hutt comes and eats Maggie.
Then comes Leia and strangles Jabba with her chain......