Someone's turning 1 tomarrow!
Vocabulor(Smon) is celebrating his 1 year anniversary to the LF! So I'm throwing him a party with champagne.
http://www.champagneprat.com/images/bouteille_de_champagne/bouteille_champagne_yveline_prat_ombre.jpg)
and cake
http://www.sweetnfancy.com/cakedec/lovetrium.jpg)
I hope your getting married!
So let's party like it's 1999 for one hell of a forum member.
Oh, so THATS why you're staying........(Evil laughs)
Wow... this is great. I already started a V-Day thread but wow.
I'll have to remember to start another thread in a month for you Ave. :D
Aww, whatever.
Let's get crackin. Grab something to drink, get wasted, and throw sporting equipment at Robert.
Whoohoo! A Party! Where's the beer?
Nowhere, You'll have to go buy some. Although I'd prefer you drink the champagne I spent so much internet money on for this party.
Even though, I'm like a millionare on the internet.
Bah, if it's alcoholic, I'll drink it.
And I own a million internets, so what does that make me?
Bah, if it's alcoholic, I'll drink it.
And I own a million internets, so what does that make me?
A liar.
Oh yeah, I brought some watermelon for the party:
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6969/watermelonvikingyz7.jpg)
Liar my ass.
I make 500k internets a year.
Congratulations! I'll be passed out over in the corner with the lampshade on my head if you need me.
Looks like you did your img tags wrong. You're probably thinking of url tags. img tags are like so- *insert image* ;)
Oops. Never mind.
Forget that happened, Just enjoy the party, cuz the Pina Coladas are very alcoholic. How have I tried them, you say? Underage, you say? I have a fake ID no one suspects, I say!
I'm underage. I've tried some wine and some bud light. They were gross, but still.
I drink my water out of a martini glass, and that's what we celebrate here. Being fabulace and 1 year old. ~raises her champagne glass~
Nah, my mom just let me drink almost an entire bottle of Pina Colada once. Very Tasty. Champagne tastes like vinegar, beer too. *raises martini glass filled with Pina Colada mix*
I'm sure is Cheez were here, he'd be skankin'
I'm gonna go chillax. Since I kinda rented this place for the christmas party, that kinda died down. Anyone remember that?
A liar.
Oh yeah, I brought some watermelon for the party:
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6969/watermelonvikingyz7.jpg)
...this is the single greatest achievement humanity has ever been responsible for.
...this is the single greatest achievement humanity has ever been responsible for.
What the **** are you talking about, thats my uncles head!? Couldn't you have killed the one I hate?
It's a watermelon shaped like a viking.
The only that could make it cooler is if it has slain a pineapple shaped like a dracula.
Quick! Someone get a carving knife! I smell a photo op.
I must be doing something wrong because I'm obviously not remembered...
But congradulations Smon!
you...
I don't know. Happy 1 year, Grud!
Happy 1 year Smon and Grud!!
Now, it's officialy Smon's 1 year.
WOO!!!! :band1
let's get partying.
:emodanc: :drink3: :bday2: :songsmile
what fun!
To Smon and Grud, congradulations on your 1 year anniversary!
w00t! Lets party! :clap2: :rddance: :mm1 :yeldance: :thumbsup: :guitar2 :cheers:
I'd put in more smileys, but the system is against so much partying :-(
So, my attempt to be fashionably late didn't quite work as everyone seems to have left.
Okay, so I got lost!
Happy belated sort-of-birthday Smon, have a chees cracker on me.
Congrat's Man!
*Start's chugging exspensive bottle of beer.*
Well, Smon's one day after his anniversary.
LET'S START A CONGA LINE!
Congrat's Man!
*Start's chugging exspensive bottle of beer.*
What the **** are you talking about? Expensive beer?
What the **** are you talking about? Expensive beer?
It was purchased at a strip club. Where Budweiser costs like $9 a bottle.
It was purchased at a strip club. Where Budweiser costs like $9 a bottle.
Or a rave, where it's more like $38 a bottle.
It was purchased at a strip club. Where Budweiser costs like $9 a bottle.
screw budwieser
screw budwieser
Okay!
*screws empty bottle of budwieser*
That was....strangely satisfying.
Okay, if not bud, then what?
milo is a very .....................unique person............yeah thats it............. unique.
Pina Coladas! That's what, Or Margeritas! They both r0x s0x th@t 33tz f33tz
I prefer to stick with a martini, because that makes me look Hepburn.
YAY!! I'M SO DAMN LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This party will go on until another Aniversary...
KLIA'S!!!! This'll just be the anniversary celabratory thread.
*Starts doing the robot*
Boop beep bop bloop.........................................
Too...much... partying! *collapses with margarita in hand*
Too...much... partying! *collapses with margarita in hand*
hmm....
...let's take advantage of her.
*Shoots Milo in head* Yes!! *raids wallet* Heyyy....all there are is Subway coupons! What gives?
He must work at subway. Like my pa. My pa manages a wal-art subway, so sometimes he brings me soft pretzals.
I suppose like many parties before it, I shall be the shady character at this one who was never officially there at all, but everyone remembers speaking to me at least once before drinking some of my punch and finding themselves out back, lying on the grass watching the stars emote with each other.
Ave, unless you've tried it, I would suggest that the vodka martini I ordered in a cocktail bar once was the single most horrible and bitter drink I've ever tasted. But maybe that was the vodka - I hate vodka, eugh. But whoever it was who mentioned Margeritas, good call. Singapore Slings are nice if you like cherries, which I do, but as I am a rum fellow my favourite would have to be the Mojito.
But what am I saying? Only a few of you here can legally drink, and the rest of you are so errant in your youth that any advice I have will be forcebly disregarded.