NOTE: All mistakes and immaturity in this badfic are intentional.
This is basically a very short summary of what happens in KOTOR I,
minus most of the characters besides Revan. Enjoy (NOT!) :rollin:

DOUBLE NOTE: For Revan fans, this may be too much torture.

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Ok, so I'm like revan. My anme used to be something else, but I've
forgotten it. I mean, everybody and his dog calls me revan now, so
why the heck sshould I try and remember my other name? Pshh.
Anyways, what's so bad about being revan is that I used to be a
sltih lord, and like heloOoOOO GALAXYY, i am not a sith lord anymore!!!

how did htis all happen? am I on some force-forsaken sith world now?
i dunno because kotor3 has not come out yet. Anyways, it all strated
when uh...oh yeah. i worked with this hot chick named bastila and then
i kissed her. YOWZAH!!! i would tell you more about that but this story
is rated G, not R. Ohkay, she was my teacher and she helped make me
a Jedi. This is way before I knew I was Revan anywayz. this sith lord
anemed Malak was trying to get me and all his sith buddies were too.

I was Malak's old master but then he betraya'ed me and kicked my butt.

Then i had ammnezia, and i lost all my memories and stuff. that sucked
that i didn't know that until i had 4 pieces of this suptid star map that
would let me found out where malak was. ok, he was also buidling this
big weapon called the uh, star forge. oh i forgot, it was already built.
it was uber, and it was all this dark-side energy, or used it anywayz.

where was i, anyway? oh yeah. i found all 4 pieces of this starmap,
and it was so hard and ltook LONG LONG LONG LONG like 50 yrs. Ick.
then bastila and i and carth OMG (i forget his last name) we all got
captured by malak and his droidies on this big ship that starts with L.

we escaped, and hten we found the piece 5 , and went to the star
forge. i hated to blow it up because it was cool. i had to though, or
otherwise i would still be a sith lord. bastila had gone all bad and stuff,
and i told her i loved her and that made it all ok becaused she had the
hots for me too. so i rescued her and then wen tto kill malak. i did.

why did i aplognize (say i was sorry) for turning him all DS? That is BS
because he chose to follow me and get more power and all that jazz.
i am NOT a wimp, so pretend that wussy conversastion never happened.
i went home with bastila and all the rest of my crew and we got awrads.
Medals and stuff. Zalbar sucks. Anyways, that's my story.

when is kotoer3 coming out? i need to find out where I am now. this sux.

Yourz gteruly,
Revan (i wish I could remmember my other name)

how did htis all happen? am I on some force-forsaken sith world now?
i dunno because kotor3 has not come out yet

:rofl:

Heh, I so needed a laugh tonight, and that's gotta be one of the funniest lines I've seen in a long time.

i kissed her. YOWZAH!!!

LMFAO!!! :rofl::rofl:

the Restaurant at the end of the Universe. excellent job, Tysy! :D

:rofl:

Heh, I so needed a laugh tonight, and that's gotta be one of the funniest lines I've seen in a long time.

I agree with that.

HAHAHA, thats awesome ... I laughed all the time i was reading it. Bloody excellent job!

Frickin' Hilarious Tysy! So, are you now concentrate on "Ya-Yevo" or are you going to do more, like, a JK one?

OMFG! I'm like... LMAO and all that jazz. :thumbsup:

You should keep up doing comedy fics, but I think they'd be a lot funnier without the intentional spelling errors.